Every year a member of the Hogwarts staff has to write a Sorting Song for the Sorting Hat. Perhaps they shouldn’t have chosen Harry. Oneshot. Complete.

PostDH, so you have been warned! Harry does something a bit stupid while out drinking with Ron and Neville. The next morning an angry Ginny brings it to his attention. Oneshot. Complete.

Omakes and mini-fics for my story "Doctor What."

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.

Side fic to my story 'Fate'. Just how exactly did Harry end up with compromising pictues of Albus and Minerva?

COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.

ONESHOT Harry has an opportunity to view a Pensieve memory of his parents—When Lily overhears James commenting on Remus’s “furry little problem” the Marauders must do some fast talking to get themselves out of a sticky situation.

Due to her love of Orion, Artemis must chose mortality or immortality. Yet Apollo has already made that choice, leading to a rift between the twins. Can a little scheming by Hermes and Iris overcome the rift caused by Eros' love arrow? *One-Shot*

What happens when 3 crazy Clopin admirers try to come between the close friendship of Clopin and Esmeralda? Rated T for cat-fighting, randomness, and innuendos. Please R&R!

A very random idea I had on the school bus one day. What would happen if a bunch of authoresses wanted to buy HoND merchandise? How much will they bid for Frollo's Hat or for Frollo himself? Rated T for general randomness. Please R&R!

Captain Hook encounters two teenage thieves in his quarters. The two girls then proceed to make his life hell. Hilarity ensues!

Book 4 with a hilarious soap opera twist. During the Triwizard Tournament, Harry Potter and his friends at Hogwarts deal with life and relationship drama, as well as impossible tasks and dangerous creatures.

summer after OoTP: Harry sends notes to the Order every 3 days to confirm that there's no need for them to come and scare the Muggle relatives. Along the way, miscommunication occurs frequently and Harry's mental stability starts to deteriorate.ONESHOT

umm well Harry is trapt at his Aunt and Uncles again and is sending the order letters yeah yeah i know it has been done before buuuut here it is... with some slashy inclinations, dont like dont read!

After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...

Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...

Jack has done so much for Amelia that she just wants to give him something in return, so she makes him breakfast! But when you mix one clumsy sorceress, some kitchen supplies, and a lot of ingredients, it's always the perfect recipie for disaster. Oneshot

A new brand of evil has infiltrated Hogwarts, and no one will not be spared any malevolence this time. This evil's name, you ask? Raven Moonchild Alexandria Black.

ONESHOT or Possibly the Other Place. One day, everyone in Hogwarts similtaniously decided to court Harry. Draco was not happy. hd

Bashing Harry Potter characters I don't like. Chapter 1: the Bash song. Chapter 2 and onwards: Bash!

Rum Tum Tugger and Mistoffelees, out for a midnight stroll. They get into a spot of trouble. One-shot.

Finally thought up some of these. Its because I never watched the movie, although I luved Jack. I jus thought he was sexci :D...Hope everyone luvs it