Random letters from the Harry Potter characters and the Dark Lord, discussing evil plans, candy, feelings, and much more. Randomness and fun ensues! May contain OOC-ness and scary randomness. Current: Harry, Hermione, Voldemort, and counseling. Oh no.

Based on those HILARIOUS icons "Things I am NOT Allowed to say at Hogwarts" we have all seen. Longer chapters now! And new rating

Adopted by wolfydies.

Complete! Story updated and edited as of 2016. These are a series of shorts listing the reasons why Professor Severus Snape is no longer allowed to fly on an airplane. Hilarity ensues! Rated T for language and crude humor in later chapters.

Bella and Edward playing with a Twenty Q ball and trying to make it guess vampire... This is completely random... Oneshot... Takes place any random time after New Moon, it doesn't matter. Bella is NOT a vampire! Cute, funny, a little fluffy.

Much like the option on a DVD, this 'story' contains cut scenes and outtakes from my 'Raising Harry' series. The chapters contained herein won't make much sense if you've not read the series.

Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.

Complete. Ever wonder what Artemis and Apollos relationship is really like? heres a peak. Hermes pov.

Artemis's list of ways to get back at Apollo for Getting all the Glory.

Complete One Shot AU DH spoilers. Just one way Riddle might have been gotten rid of a bit earlier than in the series. Takes place near end of DH. Somewhat super powered Harry. Rated for language.

How literally should one interpret a prophecy? Somehow, I doubt this is what either side had in mind...

AU. Weird. Written for a Third Floor Corridor contest. The task: Defeat Voldemort in the most ridiculous manner possible.

Harry begins to change after his sixteenth birthday. What is happening, and was his mother entirely human? Creature!Harry fic.

An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five

A Temple Healer looks over medical records of Qui-Gon Jinn. Prequel to A Healer's Record of Obi-Wan Kenobi by Neon Star.

Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.

Uzumaki Naruto is an old man. A warrior whose hands are stained with the blood of thousands. His time is nearly over, and the Kyubbi no Kitsune must move on. A second demon vessel must be chosen. Who better than the BoyWhoLived? My first HPNaruto xover

Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...

A waaaay overdue finish to "What's This?" and "Kidnap the You-Know-Who". A Harry Potter/NMBC crossover filk, this time about Hogwarts.

In response to the multitude of great reviews for "Kidnap the YouKnowWho", I present the follow-up! Harry Potter/NBC crossover.

Harry Potter/NBC crossover. My first NBC entry. ^_^

Harry, Ron and Hermione are bored and decide to go watch Nightmare in 3D.Rated K for mild language in later chapters.I do not own the nightmare before christmas or Harry Potter. Tim Burton and JK Rowling do.TimTNBC and JKHarry Potter.Just so you know.

Complete Regulas Black decided to write a book entitled Things never to say or do in the presence of the Dark Lord....Unless you're a suicidal Death Eather the Book itself was a suicide note.

·Harry Potter Death Note crossover· ·Oneshot· What if Ryuk had visited the human world before being bound to Light? The one who picked up his Death Note that time? Harry Potter.

Pouncival, feeling hungry, drags his friend Tumblebrutus through an odd, funfilled adventure just to get something to eat. PouncivalTumblebrutus slash.