A short drabble written a while ago during some computer problems. I am horrible computerilliterate...

Lord Voldemort Orders a Pizza.

I'm writing a sad stab at humor. This is how far my writing has degenerated. Pity me?

Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.

What happens when you mix the Pirates of the Caribbean story with Erik, Raoul and Christine? Let's just say Jack is about to have a brand new enemy.

My entry for the PFN Humor Contest. Read, Review and Enjoy!

In which Ron fights his way through a difficult question, and Harry fights the uncontrollable urge to laugh.

Every Dark Lord has some quirk or another, here are Voldemorts. Sorta Slashy, no real pairings.

Katie Bell has had it bad for Oliver Wood since the first time she saw him. When he breaks her heart, she decides some revenge is in order. But is that what she really wants?

Sequel to Kiss Me, Kitty. The students' and teachers' adventures in summer theatre class continue as they work on the set with mixed results. Rendered AU by X2.

Meet the XPlayers! Over summer holidays, the students begin work on a production of The Taming of the Shrew. Rated PG for perversion of Shakespeare. No spoilers.

A series of all the poorly written stories known and loathed by phans. Bad plot devices and OOC people in abundance. To include Abusive Raoul, High School Phantoms and Kidnapped Kristines.

Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.

While delivering a letter from Ron to the twins, Pig eats a Canary Cream... but they weren’t meant for owls. Now the twins are trying to fix an enormous hyperactive canary before it destroys their joke shop... and before their brother finds out.

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

ONE SHOT. Lord Voldemort announces that he's going to celebrate his birthday with Sugar Quills, PintheBeakontheHippogriff, and Death Eaters in hula skirts. Has he finally lost his mind?

Dumbledore decides to combine all the Muggle gameshows into one toture fest for the students...includes Whose Line is it Anyway, Match Game, Dog Eat Dog, Price is Right and more!

Erik didn't mean it. He didn't mean any of it! From the poster falling on Carlotta's head to the hanging Buquet, there is an explanation behind all of it...R&R please!

Minerva introduces the love of her life, Albus, to her family at their yearly Ceilidh dance.

Remus is afraid that if he tries to kiss the girl he likes, she'll say no. But with a little advice from Sirius, what could go wrong?

All of Remus' friends already have dates for the Valentine's Day dance, but he's too shy to ask the girl he likes to go with him. Will a little help from Sirius put him on the right track?

Can we keep it? This sound like something you'd hear an eight year old ask his mother after a cat follows him home. Now change 'eight' into 'eighteen', 'mother' into 'lover', and 'cat' into...'kid'. HPSS. Fluffish.

Mungojerrie attempts to write a love letter to Rumpleteazer. He's no Shakespeare, but he tries!

I read How to Take Care of The Rum Tum Tugger by my friend Hyper Strudel, and Just had to write this. This is for you Hyper Strudel !