Centuries ago in a battle thought of more as legend than fact, a Hobbit - a Took - defeated the Goblin King. Ever since the rule of the Goblin nation has been passed through the Took line - All bow for her majesty, Bilbo the Great Took, Goblin Queen. - Girl Bilbo Fem!Bilbo Baggins.

It takes careful digging to free a beautiful gem from a cold mountain's grasp. With polish and care, it can shine enough to see the value beneath. Only a fool would toss it away.

FemBilbo "After all whoever heard of a lady-burglar?" Dwalin wasn't expecting the small female to answer the door. Bilbo wasn't expecting the axe-wielding dwarf on her doorstep. Protective Dwalin. Flirting Fili and Kili. Grouchy Thorin - for a bit. Fill to a prompt!

PART 2: She slayed the dragon, reclaimed the Mountain, birthed a forest, and won a war. But that was just the beginning. The past has a funny way of coming back to haunt you. Horcruxes and Dark Lords and quests to destroy them both, this time though, she's not alone. She has a Fellowship at her side.

Slash. Thorin/Harry. Dwarf!Harry. Drabble/One-shot series. After returning the Crown Jewel to the Dwarf King, Harry receives a silver hair clip so that the Ancient King who held the glowing jewel most precious could express his thanks upon his death. Years later, Harry awakens stark bollock naked in a field with a beard down to his arsehole and no clue where he is.

When James and Lily visit a fertility clinic in 1979 in order to help nature take its course, they end up bringing a certain eleven year-old boy home with them for the Summer. As a result, Harry ends up with a "Big Brother" who - despite being a muggle - could potentially make Voldemort look like an abject failure.

'Now, he had a month to prepare for 13 dwarves and an extremely meddlesome wizard. Blessings of the One go with him indeed. He was going to need it.' Bilbo Baggins wakes in Bag End with a second chance to live his life, and he plans to do it right this time. And maybe woo a stubborn dwarf king while he's at it. Bagginshield, Time Travel, Fix-it fic.

Thorin wakes up in an unfamiliar room, feverish and in the care of a curious and quite gorgeous being. Last thing he remembers is tumbling down the hill in Hobbiton. Bilbo just wants to know who exactly did he have to lug to his house through the rain. Lots of new fanart to see in my profile for this! Also on AO3 /works/634116/chapters/1147495

Here is a collection of omakes, based on my other story Last Homely Hole. I take requests for them, so send me a message, and I'll fill it as soon as I can. M for implied cannibalism in chapter 5

Bilbo is thought to have died during the Battle of the Five Armies, but in reality she has returned home to Shire, believing that she has been forever banished from her friends sides and that they are far better off believing that she is indeed dead. Bagginsshield with Fem!Bilbo. Full Summary inside.

Bilba Baggins is not entirely respectable, and it's not just because her grandmother taught her how to throw a battle ax. This doesn't quite change the outcome of a certain adventure, but it certainly changes her reaction to it. fem!bilbo, dwobbit Bilbo

What if Bilbo knew Thranduil and Legolas before the quest? Bilbo finds a sick Legolas and cares for him until his father arrives. Answer to a prompt from the Hobbit Kink Meme. Fem!Bilbo.

Bilbo could see grand halls, even if she had never actually been there; she could hear a story about greed and about a beast, even when no one had told her about it. When she signed the contract with her name, the name that ironically enough was a boy's, she didn't mean to fool the company with pants and shirts instead of skirts and ribbons, she only meant to help. Thorin/FemBilbo

And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.

There's a girl with the powers of a god, but lacking the drive. Then there's a boy with all the motivation in the world, and a small notebook to take it on with. AKA, when Hariel Potter met Light Yagami. FemHarry DISCONTINUED

Harry is dead and the world has moved on. But then, so has she. A different world, a different life. And no need to be the "Hero". -As if Death would ever make it so easy.- FemHarry

A botched ritual, a crippling battle, and a misdiagnosis see Harry expelled from Hogwarts and banished back to his aunt's house where he is quickly pawned off on an old friend of his aunt's and shipped out of England just six months later. AU, pairings to be revealed later, warnings inside.

It has always been said that magic and technology did not mix; too bad no one ever mentioned that little fact to young Harry Potter. Add in one mad genius bent on destroying the lives of ten thousand people by trapping them inside of his online virtual reality game and you have the makings of a very dangerous brew. HP/HG (Chaps 5-8 Edited.)

On the night his parents were murdered, a prophecy was invoked and Harry Potter's Fated Destiny was set in stone. Stone is not unbreakable though and a child's flesh and bones are far more delicate… It only takes a single accident to unravel Life's Tapestry when the stone dictating Harry's Destiny is shattered beyond repair. HP/LL

To fight alone in this world without someone to talk to you or to help you, was that not terrifying? "...Seven, no, five days... if you're still at the Starting City in five days, then we'll definitely meet again, Klein."

Volume 1-The Dragoon(Complete): A young man visiting Japan is tangled up in SAO's incidents. Using somewhat shady tactics, he stays at the forefront of the leveling curve. After stumbling onto a Unique Skill, he catches the eye of a certain guild leader. Volume 2-Coming Soon.

The Doctor is asked to rescue a young mage blessed who has been captured by his own people. M/M, M/F, Xeno

Lily and James weren't as blind as most people might have thought and made plans for their only son and heir. This is their story and his.

Harry is being chased by Dudley's gang, it's just his luck that he runs into the Doctor. And what's this with Harry having a pocket watch? DISCONTINUED

I am Elizabeth Midford, a daughter, a sister, and fiance to one Ciel Phantomhive. I am Elizabeth Midford, who also happens to be a teenager who is apparently reincarnated into the world of Black Butler. Honestly? "...I think I'd rather jump off a cliff." I am Elizabeth Midford, and I am screwed. So, so screwed. SI!Lizzy