Children fear the boogeyman, but men fear an even scarier monster. The legend says you should hide your wife and especially your mother because by leaving them alone, you're offering them to The Blond Mother Lover. This is Uzumakicest with graphic smut and somewhat of a plot. Count your ABC's because Naruto puts the "N" in "Netorare". Main pairing: Naruto/Kushina & Naruto/Mikoto

Orochimaru was cocky and prideful in his skills, but now that pride and cockiness has cost him. He tried to mark Sasuke with his Curse Seal, but he missed and marked another instead and paid the price for adding a seal to the Shinigami's. Now the person he marked is going to use this to his advantage and bring hell down on his enemies. Reasonable OP Naruto.

Kushina thought Minato loved her but she didn't know that he loved the village more than anything. He betrayed Kushinas trust in him by sealing kyuubi in her new born baby Naruto. She thought its finished but when whole village tried to kill her on the kyuubi's sealing spot, Kyuubi's residual chakra in her body reacted and something happen…Naruto x Kushina fic. Uzumaki-cest.

After the battle with Pain, Naruto finds a forbidden jutsu that changes his life, and the lives of every Kunoichi his sets his sites on, turning them to his loving slaves. NarutoxHarem. And a very special thanks to Lichlord08 for all their help.

Naruto grew up alone and hated by the village for much of his childhood. But for a few bright years, Shisui was his one and only friend. When Naruto finally became a ninja, he slowly started to learn how much of an impact Shisui really had on his life... and how it affected his teammates' lives as well. AU - will be mostly divergent by post-Chunin Exams. ANBU!Team7. R&R!

After Naruto brings back Sasuke from the Vally of the End he is banished by the council. Seven years later the Rookie 12 and their sensei's go on a trip to another village and find out what our favourite blue eyed blonde has been up to these last seven years. ...Is it just me or does that kid look like a mini Naruto?

The curse Voldemort cast on baby Harry had far-reaching effects on Harry's magic. Harry must now explore those effects, and magic itself, all while battling killer teachers, giant monsters, and more in a school that really needs a safety board. Luckily for Harry, he doesn't have to do this all alone. Harry/multi. Contains AU, OC characters, and more.

He had no idea how she was alive, but damn did she make a convincing argument. Naruto x Tayuya. Basically sex and... actually just sex. Enjoy!

Naruto Uzumaki died at the Valley of the Ends. Unfortunately for a certain Uchiha, Naruto the Kyuubi was born as a result of the chidori impaling the seal. Now Naruto has to get use to living as a walking force of nature while Konoha learns to live with a mountainous fox in their backyard. Kyuubi-Naruto

A bloodline and a different look. That is what it takes to make you a monster. But Naruto will prove that he is not a monster. He will become a legend. Shikotsumyaku(Dead Bone Pulse) Naruto. OOC Naruto. Alive Parents and a sister. Minato Bashing. Sakura Bashing

When Harry saves Hermione's life they end up in a different world and in the middle of another magical war - but at least they have each other.

Adopted from Assassin of War so the first two chapters are exactly the same. Pairing is Naruto x Kurenai x Yugao and that is all, No Harem, so I hope you enjoy. Mokuton Naruto, All Five Elements Naruto, Gengutsu Naruto, Kenjutsu Master Naruto, Fuinjutsu Expert Naruto

Something weird happened to Harry on the night he survived the Killing Curse. Something that turns an ordinary boy into the Smartest Wizard Alive: they say knowledge is power? I guess that makes Harry a God! Grey Super Harry; Eventual Harmony;

Banished from his home, ostracized by his friends, betrayed by those he thought as closest to him, Naruto finally lets go of his ideals of Konoha and begins a new life. 7 years later, now a world famous Shinobi and with legacy of Uzumaki and Senju at his side, Naruto once again comes in contact with Konoha, who ask him of help. Banished!Naruto, NarutoxFemKyuubixHarem, Father!Naruto

Naruto's life starts in Sunagakure, with no idea who his parents are he goes on to befriend Gaara. Why do the plants protect him, and why does Shukaku seem to know who he is? What happens to Konoha when Naruto isn't born there and who is the Kyuubi sealed into instead? Ōtsutsuki are coming, and the world only has so much time to prepare. Smart!Naruto!Powerful!Rinnegan!GodTree&Alien

After being killed by the person he considered his best friend, Naruto is taken to the Soul Society where he learns that his inheritance is bigger than he ever imagined. With a near defunct clan to run and a new adventure on the horizon, will he succeed in bringing glory back to his family? Strong/Smart Naruto, Noble House/Naruto, pairings undecided.

Ino doesn't die with honor or glory. Instead she is just dead. (It goes like this: She forgets how to smile with kindness and learns only to bare her teeth.) [War torn future AU, time travel]

Naruto wants to train and get stronger. Jiraiya's lack of training half way the trip through finally reaches its boiling point. Words are said. Harsh cruel words. Naruto has had enough. Listening to Kyuubi, he goes to the Toads, and they have no problem making him into something Jiraiya couldn't. A badass Shinobi who doesn't take crap from anybody that seeks to put him down.

I owe the idea to the person that wrote Naruto:A different Jutsu. I read it and a month later this idea formed. After the death of The Third Hokage Naruto looks back on his life, all the good times that he had, and the bad. How he found love, a rival, friends and enemies. But what comes next will be his own path, a path into the unknown. M for safety R&R

Many years ago, one of the mysteries of magic sent Eragon to Westeros. Five years ago, he found a place in this strange world; with the Starks. But was it really magic? After all, The Stranger rules over the unknown, and a Dragon Rider may be exactly what the Seven Kingdoms need. How will Eragon Shadeslayer change the Game of Thrones?

In 2013, Harry gets caught up in some powerful magic of questionable origins. Inadvertently, he drags an unsuspecting Blaise along with him back to the past. With a new identity, Harry tries to live the life that he was cheated out of by Fate, Dumbledore and Riddle. Time travel/Multi-house friendship.

Minato Namikaze, the Fourth Hokage, instead of dying when he offered his soul to the Shinigami, was instead thrown out of the Elemental Nations and into another world – The Wizarding World. Too bad he had to leave his newborn son behind, or did he? Challenge fic. AU

Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.

AU 4th year, Harry decides it's time to man up and dance to his own tune instead of the Headmaster's. Story contains some language, Dumbledore bashing, and a tiny bit of Ron bashing,

Hold on to your hats, folks, Harry has an idea. Why is Quidditch so much more than a simple game? And why would Harry not take the chance to test himself against the world's best seeker?