In which Naruto has a different father or several. And, also in which Orochimaru often runs semi-legitimate fertility experiments in order to cover up his genetic experiments. (unconnected Oneshots with a different father for Naruto in each)

Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE

Two amnesiacs are found in the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack. They have no records within the village, or from anywhere else. Cleared by T&I, they are then given permission by the Hokage to raise an orphan. Little bits of who they were slowly leak into who they are though. Don't own anything. 3-way X-over with InuYasha and Rurouni Kenshin. Complete.

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

Father's a shady businessman, Mother's (understandably) abandoned them and a dead person has somehow tethered themselves to Sakura's soul. It should've been obvious that it was only going to become more absurd from then on. [NaNoWriMo 2016 - Achieved. AU. OOC. Sakura-centric. Insert OC.]

Sherlock Holmes discovers family he never knew he had, and John Watson finds a child living in the cupboard. Crossover between BBC Sherlock and Harry Potter. NEW webcomic based off my story. See end notes of latest chapter for details.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Rin gets rescued, not by her teammates, but by two mysterious, strangely familiar men. Written for yangires. Warnings for unexplained time travel and a possible time paradox.

Ino finds a head. The head won't shut up. Then she finds the rest of him. Hidan x Ino.

Obito goes back in time—as a ghost. His priorities (in this order) are: annoy Kakashi, annoy the hell out of Kakashi, piss Kakashi off, and warn his team about the future. See? His priorities are definitely straight. (Hilarity ensues.) [Now with a sequel-goddammit you guys!]

"He knows she is his the moment their eyes meet." (AU) (Fem!Harry) (KH/HP)

Obito observes the mating habits of cats and dogs. Mostly from afar, but sometimes it's a little too close for comfort. (Fem!Harry) (AU) (Fix it!)

Uzumaki Himitsu has a younger brother Naruto she would do anything for. Secrets that everyone overlooks, and a way of changing everything by following her nature. The youngest Hunter nin yet lives in shadows, stirs the leaves. A reincarnation story involving someone of another world. One who has no concept of written language or the story she is now living; and altering entirely.

'They're asking us because these soldiers have absolutely no one left to write home to,' Sakura thought with a frown. So she signs up for the Shinobi Letter Exchange, not realizing how large the consequences would be. - AUish one-shot [KakaSaku]

Sakura pokes his head with her index and middle finger. "Do not be foolish, otouto." (Sakura is the reincarnation of a future that she cannot let happen, and a man who is still alive.) GEN. Sakura-centric COMPLETE

They weren't a subtle couple – if anything, they were as honest and open as possible. Actually, Shikamaru was sure that, while it was too troublesome for him to lie, Naruto simply didn't know how to be subtle. Go figure. - ShikaFem!Naru

Harry gets a letter due to a typographical error. It says, "Dear Satan"

Sirius manages to land himself in Dartmoor after falling through the veil. Warnings for character death (?)

When Sakura is unable to lead the mission in Suna to establish a working medical program between the two villages, Hinata volunteers to go in her place. Her interactions with the Kazekage lead to irreversible changes for the both of them. GaaHina.

Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?

Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.

She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing

Obito became the Jūbi Jinchuuriki and consequently got smacked to oblivion and back, with words and Naruto's fists. He died protecting the hailed boy of prophecy and his bonds, a smile on his face as he went to join Rin and Minato in the afterlife. But things didn't go as expected, and it seems that life has more plans for him… Time-travel.

AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.

Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery