"JOHN!" Being tossed by your friends into a crazy computer game to dance for their amusement can be ... stressful, but it can also be loads of fun. Watch the author as he bounces between universes following the rules of a game he didn't even get to pick.

A man with the memories and skills of a Sith Warrior from a conflict that ended four millenia ago finds himself thrown in the opening weeks of the Clone Wars. He has a mission - deal with the current Sith Lord and his supporters permanently and prepare the galaxy for the eventual arrival of the Vong. This is a SI story.

Will break my bones, but words will change the world. A member of Team 7 has had to deal with a voice in their head for their entire life, how much can words change the ninja world? An SI you haven't read before

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

You know those times where you look at a game and say to yourself "If it was me in there, I would do it better"? Don't do that, that is what we call 'tempting Fate', and it will never end well.

Naruto Self-Insert. Just because you find yourself in Konoha doesn't mean you forget every other anime you've seen.

The first part of what promises to be a very good DC self insert. Plenty of sex, humour and even some action as an immortal Gothic with a strange super power enters the DC Universe.

I've left an unfortunate number of stories that aren't completed. In some cases I have a substantial number of scenes written that weren't fully worked into the narrative. Since it seems a shame for them never to see light of day... here they are.

Yet another self insert. This time Gothic is in Dragon Age and he's a Warden.

Third in the Grey Lord series. Continues after the events of the Independence Lich. Covers the one hundred fifty years between the end of the Acrid invasion and the introduction of the Children of the Solar System to the Citadel Council. HP X ID4 X ME. INCOMPLETE.

Seems Necro the ASB got bored with how quickly Voldemort was vanquished, so he's decided to send some alien invaders to Earth. The second part of the Grey Lord Saga. HP X ID4. COMPLETE.

A confused dimensional traveller awakens in the Forest of Dean on October 31, 1981. He's been given ghastly powers and then left to his own devices. Will he rise into the Light, or will he descend into the Dark? Or, perhaps, will he take a third path, and become a Grey Lord? Self-insert with a twist. COMPLETE, UPDATED 09/18/13.

Prompt-You can go to any fictional world you want, but as the opposite sex. Mercy DeWitt; student, general wallflower, and girl becomes Mercy D. Witt; pirate, first-mate, general lunatic, and mistaken male relation to Monkey D. Luffy? Warnings: OC, swearing (pirate), slight crack. (Completely Dead.)

Life is a kaleidoscope full of mirrors and shards that twist and turn creating a mirage of beauty and colour and life is nothing more than a beautiful illusion, just like a kaleidoscope. Self-Insert. SI. OC.

Series 2 - "Time Lord Triumphant" Emboldened by his triumph on the Citadel, the self-named "Doctor" continues his adventures through the Multiverse alongside his Companions. As his victories mount the Doctor will learn that there is a darker side of his nature. He will learn that there is Power in a Name... and that it may drive him to become his own worst enemy.

Unceremoniously dumped into a word not his, our intrepid hero must brave the blasted radioactive wastes of post-nuclear america, in the hopes of not dying horribly and maybe, just maybe, finding so happiness while he's there. Interactive Journal SI

Series 1 - "Time Lord Ascendant" A fiction where a normal person is thrown into the wider Multiverse and regenerated into a Time Lord. Adopting the name of the Doctor, the new Time Lord travels through the six dimensions of space-time in his TARDIS trying to discover what caused his transformation... forgetting that there is Power in a Name.

Summary? We don't need no stinking summaries! Not your typical SI, as actually inserting myself would be dull as he would sit at home and read fanfics rather than actually do anything, so enjoy your generic fanfic-author insert!

What if someone from our universe goes to the Stargate universe with everyting we know about it? He will build an empire unlike any other before it. 1st person POV and POV from SG-1. A massive crossover!

"Even the most ignorant of children will grow up the right way once they learn of pain." An irreverent orphan girl reborn as Fugaku and Mikoto's youngest, least talented but most troublesome son, with the inability to get a taste of what will make growing up right—pain. AU, SI/OC.

Anonymous has been living in Equestria for some time and has very little to show for it. Shunned away from most cities, he finds solitude of a sort in Ponyville. But there are few places for an omnivore to satisfy all his appetites, so when he meets a fellow omnivore, both parties find more uses from the other than they'd expect.

When a girl from our world takes advantage of a quirk in the reincarnation system, guess whose body she ends up in? See what changes when the stupid cow isn't so stupid - nor a cow. What else will change when she retains knowledge from her previous life?

On the morning of his seventeenth birthday, Michael Williams discovers something that will change his life forever. Will he survive what's been planned for him, or will he be killed in the stories he's come to love?

Most self-inserts are exercises in vanity, and nothing says 'vanity' quite like Gilderoy Lockhart. But with a new personality and knowledge of the future, who knows? Maybe Lockhart will turn out to be a useful DADA teacher after all.

Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.