Vince is a sad and lonely kid when he starts working at the Zooniverse, but he finds he can literally have everything he wants... mostly. This is my opus to explain every strange thing in the show. Slash but no sex (I know. I'm as surprised as you are!)

Naboo The Enigma has his life changed forever when a young child called Vince Noir enters it.

Vince meets a strange character while running away. But will he ever escape his past?

School is rough for Howard, but worse for Vince. A Boosh origin story, I suppose. Rated K plus for one curse word, rating may change later.

When Howard and Vince start growing apart, what will get them to admit their feelings? Songfic based on When You Were Young by The Killers. Warning: Language and super cliched fluffiness! Rated just to be safe. Howince

Vince is the new boy at a boarding school in Leeds but what happens when he makes it his policy to wreak havoc and meets a boy called Howard? T to be safe.

The Zoo is closing. Howard, Naboo & Bollo all want to keep the exotic Noir, who is coming of age. Discovering he has "gifts" Vince tries to show Howard his heart. The Moon resists. - Comfort/love/friendship/angst. Innocent Howince.

A 'when Howard met Vince' story

Vince has snuck out. Again. His mum won't be happy. But he has something to do, and someone new to meet, and a new, better life to live... How the Boosh began, and how they dealt with life until series one. T for language later on.