Hyuuga Neji falls for Tenten the day she almost broke his nose. Tenten doesn't think of Hyuuga Neji as boyfriend material until an hour before he confesses.

Because Sasuke's a fool. He doesn't realize Sakura's done pulling punches.

Five times Jareth doesn't kiss Sarah.

A lost child wanders into Knockturn Alley, and who happens to find him but Draco Malfoy?

This kind of thing was really hard to stop. Byakuya tried, but Kenpachi didn't bother.

What would happen if Snape had to teach in South Park, CO? Rated for language

Victorian AU. In which Tamaki is an English gentleman, Haruhi is his daughter, an young English lady. And Kyouya? Kyouya is a tourist who is forcibly dragged into their world by Tamaki. Haruhi narrates their meeting, and what happens next. TamakiKyouya.

How the Chamber scene would /should!/ have gone if JK had been as perverted as me. Unbeta'ed. Harry/Tom. M to be safe.

When a spell in the seventh year dueling club goes wrong, can Severus Snape pull Harry Potter from a depression the spell created or will he just stumble onto a bigger problem? Slash warning. One shot

COMPLETE: A missing moment featuring Remus' boggart lesson with the Slytherins. Set in Harry's third year. Protective Snape and generally awesome Remus.

After Anya breaks her engagement to Xander, Spike drugs and kidnaps him in an effort to cheer him up. Chaos ensues.

During an exhausting visit from the members of the Host Club, well after they've graduated from Ouran Academy, Haruhi decides to go on a walk to clear her head. Mori decides she shouldn't go alone so late at night. MoriHaru

There will always be a scar on the heart I never knew I had, a spiral scar that will always sting a little. A Kyuubi piece.

The prophecy dictated that he'd be a killer in the end, and they knew that. But they didn't expect him to take it this far.

Sequel to FSTT, read that first. Xander makes a choice that will change everything. Dark themes, death and violence. R&R One shot.

One-shot. Crack. Mpreg. They're doing their bets to live happily ever after, but something's worng with Sephiroth. Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud/Aeris OT4.

One-shot. Crack. Zack decides Sephiroth is depressed and needs cheering up. Zack/Aeris, Angeal/Genesis, Sephiroth/Cloud. Mild shounen-ai.

Three of our favorite members of the 11th are spending their day in Zaraki's office. Yumichika is bored. And he's got a sucker... This has Shonen ai. Ye have been warned.

Anon on the LJ Kink Meme requested a fic featuring Jim marking Bones with bites or hickeys etc . This isn't quite what they had in mind, I'm thinking. Total lack of porn. But I had fun writing it. :D Hope you guys find it amusing.

After being ditched for Sasuke by Kakashi during the chunin exams Naruto is taken in and trained by Maito Guy. What horrors will be unleashed by the Green Beast Naruto Uzumaki? Not a Yoai story, just comedy.

GaaNaru. The two of us, two vessels, two products of hatred. Standing side by side, brought together by the world that while pushing us away, somehow pushed us right into each others arms. LEMON WARNING

Kamerreon’s Drabble Challenge — a drabble a day until my imagination dies — exactly one hundred days from today. Slash. Fluff.

A late and terrifying stripper, an insanely attractive bodyguard, a very drunk bachelor, and a handful of secrets: ah, sometimes the bachelor party is even more exciting than the wedding. KakaNaru. Lemon. COMPLETE.

Jim Kirk was a lot of things- but growing up, he was mostly just a pain in Riverside's neck.

Full title: "Spike And A Closet, And How They Drove Xander Insane: An Epic Tale." Containing True Love, Naked Mole Rats, Lisping Hairdressers, Washing Machines, and one Very Confused Boy. S4 Spander, in the Basement of Doom.