Tobi, do you know what happened the last time we gave Hidan coffee?” Kakuzu asked slowly.

Akatsuki, a campfire, toasted marshmallows and ghost stories. It was such an idyllic thought in theory. In practise, Pain wonders if he suffered from a moment of idiocy when he suggested it.

Twenty Random Truths about the Master and his Lackey. [Interpret as you will]

[OneShot SasuNaru] Naruto has a hot secret... and guess who accidentally walks in on him on the act? Of course, this proves to be a beautiful oppurtunity for Naruto to play a little game with the Perfect Uchiha... but we all know Sasuke ALWAYS wins.

In which Kakashi sacrifices himself to save his teacher.

Kamerreon’s Drabble Challenge — a drabble a day until my imagination dies — exactly one hundred days from today. Slash

Little naive Naruto. Wondering what sex is hmm? Well Kakashi advises that Naruto should go to Sasuke to explain. SasuNaru

Continuation of Loopy Looney Charny's story Vampire Proofing, this time Harry has decided to help out Esme, though Emmett isn't very happy about the arrangement.

Oneshot: Eight-year-old Naruto hates Parent Day, because he has no parents. He never expected Iruka and Anko to come on his behalf, expecting to see what he'd learned. And he DEFINITELY hadn't expected Anko to punch out his sensei!

Tim Burton movie. All it took was a simple offer of a hand. SPOILERS Alice/Hatter

Burton film. "Am I late for tea?" "No, you're just in time." A quick little epilogue with tones of Hatter/Alice.

The real reason Itachi massacred the Uchiha clan: “It was the bunnies, Sasuke. It was the bunnies.” Oneshot.

...between an Uchiha and an Uzumaki. The differences in raising an Uchiha baby and an Uzumaki one.

The main Bleach cast decides to do a Secret Santa in the spirit of the holiday. Starrk get’s Ichigo and agonizes over what to get him. Pre winter war. StarrkxIchigo yaoi oneshot, no underage readers.

Naruto Uzumaki desperately needs a job over the summer; what happens when he gets accepted as a servant in the Uchiha house-hold? SasuNaru, implied NejiGaa, Yaoi, boyxboy, slight bondage, and cross-dressing.

Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH

Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]

Harry gets a lesson in what love looks like. COMPLETE SLASH malemale relationship

AU AND PENDING REPOST: Carlisle is having an early morning cup of coffee when he crosses paths with someone quite unexpected. Warnings for slash and mention of a threesome. At least Carlisle can say it's never boring around him.

Harry looses a bet to Draco and now has to give him a kiss in front of everybody in the Great Hall! ONESHOT

Oneshot, Yaoi SasuNaru. Naruto has a secret: he's a dancer in a gay bar. And it's just his luck that the damn Uchiha finds out.

Itachi: the actor everyone wants to be or date. Naruto: the guy who mocked Jiraiya's manuscript. The film: the catalyst. From casting to screening, Itachi plans to snag Naruto for himself, but Naruto's convinced the Uchiha's straight. ItaNaru. Two-shot

“Will you go on a date with me?” Wow… this is too good to be true! …well, what do you know, it is. Yai, SasuNaru, lemon

Chouji has a day off and he spends it people watching. As he watches everyone going by, he spots Naruto who has recently returned from training with Jiraiya. He quickly realizes that people are always watching Naruto.

Complete - Ten year old Iruka is crying. He has every right to be crying, because he is hopelessly lost. And to make matters worse, this snooty, arrogant ANBU has just dropped on his head.