At age nineteen, Sherlock Holmes dropped out of university to become a drug addict.

The Yarders discover some old photographs while investigating a crime scene. "Good lord, he was in a band."

**WARNING** This story deals with sexual assault. While investigating a string of disappearances, Sherlock, John, and Lestrade learn that the most painful wounds, the ones that leave the deepest scars, are the ones nobody else can see.

Sex doesn't alarm him, but how would he know? Sherlock takes offence at being called The Virgin. A series of encounters—sexual and not—between Sherlock and a prostitute. Sherlock loses his virginity, but finds something else. Starts post S2E1. Adheres to canon events. Missing scenes and in-betweens. S4 NOW COMPLETE! *BONUS CHAPTER!

John is having a quiet, well deserved afternoon off with a paperback and tea. Sherlock and the internet come along and ruin it. Crack.

Sherlock and John discover that the internet contains all sorts of disturbing things.

It astounded John to no end that someone as unfathomably brilliant as Sherlock Holmes could fail to understand the simple concept of manners. Being the morally better half of the duo, he felt it was his responsibility to rectify that. Or: John teaches Sherlock how to say 'Please' and 'Thank You'.

Two years after faking his death, Sherlock returns to London with the hopes of finally confessing his love for John. However, his plan is ruined when he discovers that 221B is empty, John is engaged, and the whole world suddenly seems to revolve around John's fiancé, Mary. For John's sake, Sherlock tries to hide his feelings, but yearning hearts can only stay quiet for so long...