Mr and Mrs Haruno, I have your daughter, Haruno Sakura. I have kidnap—borrowed your daughter for some time without telling. The point is, I won't be giving her back. [Dark. Twisted. Funny][sasusaku]

Let Uchiha Sasuke define the people around him for you. sasusaku. slightly crack

What's that thing sticking out of your pocket? It read: FRISKY CONDOM, Strawberry Flavor. Congratulations! You picked out a good choice! Our bestseller! ENJOY! [slightly crack][sasusaku]

He didn't know what had almost completely destroyed her, but already he hated it. [SaiSaku][Oneshot]

A collection of Naruto drabbles and oneshots. Various pairings and scenarios. Latest: She would act like she didn't notice, or didn't care; but disappointment had a way of bleeding through no matter how thickly the wound was bound. Kakashi, Sakura.

AU. SasuSaku. He decided, in that moment, that she was lovely. “Does it bother you that you aren’t the only man in her life?”

1/12/2012 UNDER REVISION! Five years after college, The Host Club had decided to spread their manly charms. Unfortunately one other member had 'turned' into a sexy woman. Jealousy abounds as all members tried to keep Haruhi from...

After seeing Sasuke spend so much time with Sakura, Itachi felt that as Sasuke's only family, and his new father figure, it was time for the two of them to sit down and talk...

Oh no! Sasuke kun, don't tell me you forgot! [sasusaku]

SasuSaku Dictionary definition number 26 for 'Hn': "I love you too." Small moments between the two as they grew up. Luckily, they always had close friends as well as each other. BEING EDITED/REWRITTEN. SORT OF.

[cowritten with ohwhatsherface] “Aa.” Kakashi’s lone eye crinkled in amusement. “It would appear that the two of you are doing ‘The Dating Game…”

AU. SasuSaku. Sasuke is a mediator who can see ghosts and Sakura is the dead girl who just won't get out of his room.

In the distant future, Sakura fails miserably at not loving Sasuke and forgetting the past. SasukeSakura.

He could never really love her...[SasuSaku] angst. Reviews are welcome.

Sasuke has a new hobby and for once, it dosn't involve the death of his brother. sasusaku

[Pub Lovin' Aftermath] When two older teenagers kiss, there is something that happens. It’s like a spark. ...Being drunk only enhances the flame. [Suigetsu x Karin] [Sexual Content]

AU Slight OOC Uchiha Sasuke: rich, handsome, and... heir to an unwanted porn mag empire? See how he deals with flirty models, a rival mag, business in general, and his nerdy pinkhaired PA. SasuSaku Side Pairing: NaruHina DISCONTINUED

[KakaSaku, Team Seven fic] Sakura goes a little bit farther than usual to get her sensei's attention.

In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]

[Team Gai gen] TenTen just wants to get through her first period without any fuss. Too bad Gaisensei isn't about to let that happen.

[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.

Grandma always told me never to cross into a fairy ring, or else the faeries would appear and take me away. But I just had to see for myself, didn't I? [AU]

“I bet I can drink more than you without puking!” Tsunade was really a horrible influence on Sakura, Sasuke mused. SasuSaku. Oneshot.

AU. SasuSaku. She says that he's the most gorgeous man she's ever laid eyes on. He says she's perfection in a picture. They won't say what counts, but it's still love.

AU. SasuSaku. Oh yeah. Because this is REALLY how I want to be spending my birthday...