Harry dies, time travels, becomes a pirate who frees slaves, and a dragon. Sometimes, he thinks life must really hate him. content note: Contains depictions of violence and slavery.

It was supposed to be a joke letter, but it ended up so much more. Who would have guessed that the 'poster child' of the Light side was a closet Pyromaniac with a distinct inability to care about the trauma he causes? Now there's a warlock teaching DADA, there's Death Eaters on fire, and the mediwitch is hexing everyone! Who knew being a minder for Richard could be so fun? CRACK

Smaug lost his son to orcs years before taking Erebor. In another world Harry Potter is experiencing some strange new symptoms while taking part in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. But how could these two things possibly be connected?

AU. When Dumbledore tried to summon a hero from another world to deal with their Dark Lord problem, this probably wasn't what he had in mind. MoD!Harry, Godlike!Harry, Unhinged!Harry. Dumbledore bashing.

Harry is fed up with the lies of the ministry, the slander of the prophet and the inaction of everyone around him in the face of Voldemort's return. After careful thinking he has come to a conclusion: find Peter Pettigrew and you find the truth. Hence Harry puts a 100,000 Galleon reward on Peter's head and watches as the entire magical community goes mad in the race to find him.

Salazar Slytherin has had enough of Dumbledore and Voldemort's stupidity, so on October 31, 1981 he decides to put a stop to the wizarding war. Things do not go according to plan. He loses his memories, but 10 years later he regains them when he gets a familiar letter. Bashing of some characters at first, but it gets better. A twist to the Harry is Salazar genre. More inside...

AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.

After the events of the Sign of Three, Sherlock falls into a bout of melancholy; Mycroft, the consummate manipulator, suggests "filling the gap" and things largely get out of hand from there. A Sherlock adopts Harry!fic, set between Episodes Two and Three of Season Three.

Harry is a very sick young boy, and Arabella Figg is one desperate woman. With Dumbledore ignoring her, she has no choice but to take drastic measures to ensure the child's survival. So she goes to the one person who might have a hope in hell of helping her. Severus Snape. Even she couldn't foresee the consequences of his help. TMR/LM eventual TMR/LM/HP when he's older. ON HOLD!

A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.

A hero was NOT what he wanted to be after being turned into the Magical society's clean up wizard. He was far too jaded to be one anymore. So when he gets summoned to save yet another world from destruction, needless to say he wasn't pleased one bit. He knows where a hero's path leads, and he wants no part of it. Too bad they aren't giving him much of a choice.

In the aftermath of the wizarding war the Valar make an executive decision to rescue Harry and give him the life they feel he has always deserved. Unfortunately they should have consulted with the wizard in question because nothing goes as planned for anyone.

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

Sequel to "The Wizard and the Lonely Princess", Book Two of the Lonelyverse. Having gotten through Harry's first year with a lot of excitement, him and the alicorns thought they could unwind. Sadly, it was not to be. House elves, giant snakes, hidden chambers... Looks like another eventful year!

As Harry's name is entered into the TriWizard Tournament, Severus Snape suddenly makes sense of several little bits of previously ignored information about the Potter Brat, and offers assistance to Harry and his trusted friends.

Harry Potter, Master of Death, after living centuries of battles and loneliness, he decided he had enough, and was more than ready to see all his loved ones in the afterlife. Death personally greeted him in front of the Veil, and made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Harry/Multi; HP/HG/DG/AG/SB/TD/LL/FD; Super-Harry; Mind Magic; Time-Travel; AD/RW/MW bashing

The Lord of Nightmares has made a bet with 'God' over the fate of humanity. Namely that of the Apocalypse and how to give his children even more headaches. Her contribution...Lina Inverse! Now Lina's stuck in a world without magic with only Xellos to keep her from blowing everyone up. Only she never expected to fall for a hunter who's slated to be Lucifer's meat suit!

A wrong turn after running away from his father and brother brings Sam a little too close for comfort with the darker side of heaven. Za'afiel, the Angel of Wrath, decides she isn't going to let her siblings bring the Apocalypse and strikes a deal with Sam. Now he's trapped between two worlds, his wrath stuck acting as the new warden to Silent Hill...

There was a shot fired. The clear ringing of a gun... But it wasn't his. Sherlock grins as he realises he was saved by the one man who can create a brand of chaos even Mycroft is hard pressed to control. And all without even being present. It's always nice to know your personal guardian angel is still hanging around and annoying your elder brother...

Both John and Sherlock have a secret. So does little Harry Potter. He can do strange things and no one likes him for it. Until he ends up at 221B Baker street. Then everything changes. Even fate. It seems that when Sherlock and Harry are combine, not even Fate can hold against them. Johnlock, adoption, some light bashing, slight LotR crossover. Mpreg. Slash. Mature

Santa gives Harry, Hermione and Luna the opportunity to change how things happened... but is everything going to turn out for the best? Come and see! Response to Paladeus' "Champions of Lilith" Challenge.

The battle with Slytherin's basilisk ended differently. Now lost in a land of Ice and Fire with a giant snake as a companion, Harry must carve out a new life in a world where survival is key. For when you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die.

Nine hundred years since she defeated Voldemort. And nine hundred years since she fled the wizarding world. Alexis Potter is the Mistress Of Death, alone until she meets Tony Stark. She now works for him and has become his best friend. But there are things about her he doesn't know. It's just the two of them at first, until she picks up a couple of extras on the way. Fem/harry.

Waking up on a train with no idea how he got there or why he was eleven again, Magneto finds himself thrown head first into the treacherous world of magic. Fortunately he's not alone, as familiar faces can be found even in Hogwarts, though apparently he wasn't the only one to suffer through puberty twice. Can he find a way back to his world...and will he want to when he does?

What would happen if someone else provided Harry's introduction to the wizarding world? Harry Potter and Septima Vector