This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.

What if Harry Potter was a girl? what if she had a cat called Mildred? Armed with an attitude and a cat Alice Potter will change the world, of one person anyway. better than it sounds, read the first chappy at least? i promise you don't have to like it.

It doesn’t matter that I love him, or that I am the only being he has ever loved in return. To the rest of the world, he is the darkest wizard to have ever lived." Female!Harry, HP/LV TMR , AU, rated M just to be safe.

As the clock switched its glowing red numbers to 12:00 am, a scream broke the silence that always seemed to surround Privet Drive. Vi Potter just got the shock of a lifetime. FemHarry Pairing: TBA

Naruto, after years of fighting the Akatsuki has finally killed Pain. But, wait, the Kyubi isn't dead! And who is this boy dressed in black clothes? And for Pete's sake, what the hell is Soul Society? Naruto/Bleach X-Over. FemNaruto. No pairings yet.

Naruto dies at the VOTE, and is attacked by a Hollow, but is saved by Hitsugaya. What New adventures will he go threw and how will his new life as a Shinigami turn out? NarutoHarem Naruharem harem Naruto Bleach xover Discaimer:I dont own either AnimeManga

Swords have been drawn. Battles have been waged. Blood has been spilled. And still, hope lives on. This is the true story of Seireitei and the invasion, as told by Uzumaki Naruto, Shinigami of Seireitei in the Soul Society. Naruto/Bleach crossover

Sasuke kills Naruto during the retrieval mission however, Naruto doesn't just wander the world aimlessly. He is sent to Soul Society, where he meets Minato. pairing: Minanaru not related to each other Naruto/Bleach crossover.

Bella hasnt been telling the full truth about herself. What if shes not human? When a few new people appear in Bellas life, how will the cullens take it? Rated t just in case. Covenant crossover. BxE BxOC

Twlight/HarryPotterCrossover: In 1868 Carlisle Cullen stepped in to help the Dumbledore family, becoming good friends with Albus. Now, over 100 years later, he is calling in a favor...Albus needs help in Care of Magical Creatures...

Edward finds a Pikachu and chaos ensues. Are there more of these creatures? Maybe! Oh, dear, not the grandfather clock! Pokemon Crossover

Alice's demise effects the Cullen family more than they ever imagined. Especially their new arrival! A Cross between Twilight and Harry Potter, but mainly just the character, I don't like the HP storyline. Just my imagination popping all over the place.

To the well organised mind, death is just the next great adventure"...or maybe the next great game, considering Harry and Albus have to spend their afterlife with Marauders and Co. Warning: Drinking, immaturity, Sirius and Fred on the loose...

Harry has fought harder than anyone in the war. And now its come to head and he has to decide what to do with his life. Still trying to understand who he is how is a strangely named town of "Forks" going to help? EC/HP slash Twilight Crossover

-I've seen many Twilight and Harry Potter XOvers and decided that I wanted to do one too! So here you go!- What if Harry did stab Edward during Biology? Post-War. EC/HP. Good!Draco. Good!Severus. Alive!Dumbledore. ONESHOT turned TWOSHOT.

It finally has ended, the war is over, and all those who he cared for as friends are dead. With a new start with his loving adopted family he starts over in America...Forks Washington to be exact HP/EC LM/SS SB/RL DM/PP

AU. Non-magic. Twilight Crossover. Slash. "Guys, this is Harry Potter. He's going to be one of us." Harry moves to Forks after being expelled, and is in for the shock of a lifetime.

From the creater of 61 one things bella swan is not aloud to do is its sequel...61 MORE Things she is not aloud to do. As for where this comes from....im insane...I don't know.

Inspired by the indifferent child of earth's 51 things Emmett Cullen is not allowed to do..comes 61 things Bella Swan is not allowed to do. One shot! May be sequels.

HP/Twlight crossover. Ten years after Voldemort's defeat, Harry is captured while trying to expose the corrupt government. He escapes, planning to die in the process, but a group of vampires has other ideas. Harry/Carlisle

Harry Moves from Phoenix to Forks to live with his father so his mother can travel with her new husband around the wold. whoes the Cullen familie why does it rain and why do the guys look at him all the time and BLOODY HELL why is Edward Folowing him.Slas

This book takes place after Harry Potter 7 and before Eclipse

Complete summ. and title in ch.1. TwilightHarry Potter crossover. Slash. BEING REWRITTEN.

Taking his godfather's place to roll down the notorious curtain in the ministery of magic, Harry finds himself in Rukongai. Even though determined to build up a strong and good life, he finds himself unable to stop worrying about his old friends..

Since the final battle, Harry had been having problems sleeping at night. He woke feeling as if he had been gripping onto something all night... Then he found out what- his soul. And why was it dressed in traditional japanese clothes? Bleach HP crossover