Multiple humorous one-shots mainly covering the 'what not to dos' of Harry Potter's wizarding world.

Naruto and Sai play a dangerous game to hone their shinobi skills. Their goal—to annoy their target enough to attack them both with their most powerful jutsu at maximum killing intent. Their next target—Konoha's number one recalcitrant Uchiha Sasuke.

DISCONTINUED. SasuNaru FemKyuubi yaoi mild yuri. Now up for adoption. Not canon compliant. Really poorly written; really, really old story

Naru is adopted by the Uchihas at age three after being rescued by Itachi.ItaFemNaru. Smart and Powerful Naru. Slight OOCness

Have you ever wondered what it's like for the Naruto characters, when their not busy-being ninja? Well, in here, you will see little snippets of what their lives are like. Every chapter is a one shot, rated T for language and safety. First chap. sucks.

Naruto dies after the Kyuubi is extracted, however his death leads to the birth of a hollow only heard of in legend. Also what's with Konan as a Shinigami?

AU. Naruto runs away from the village at age 7. Itachi also killed his clan this night. One finds the other and they join the Akatsuki. For the next 7 years he will become a perfect weapon. Until he's betrayed again. No Yaoi. Contains a smart Naruto!

SasuNaru. Team seven got a mission to watch over an orphanage for a little while. Naruto seems fine, but can the others handle it?

Who would have thought that a simple act of revenge would lead to such an interesting revelation. Fem!Naru crack.

DISCONTINUED femKyuubi ItaNaru LxLight yaoi yuri. Now adopted by Imperial Mint.

FemNaruOC. Naruto is a girl. Naruto crossover with Bleach. Rated T for mild language and fluff. Remake from original.

I'm a girl, and I will be the most powerful ninja, not kunoichi, in history. When did I say I was a boy?" She walks a path paved with hatred of the blind, but is not alone. Vermillion Bird and Kyuubi no Kitsune will guide and protect the child of Destiny.

What happens after Naruto finally succeeds in dragging Sasuke back? She's been Exiled? A mysterious Nin shows up with two companions! Who are they? Summary will change as chapters are added. FEM!Naru Pairings yet to be decided entirely. Shonen-AI later

Sakura gives FemNaru a mission FemNaruSasu

He had fulfilled his ambition. His clan is finally avenged. Now it is time to return home and claim his hatsukoi. SasuNaru, FemNaru.

what if the seal held in another interesting surprise for Konoha and what does this surprise have to do with Itachi, well read and find out FEMNARU Itachi

It's said one way of curing hiccoughs is surprising the sufferer. Sasuke hit on the perfect method to surprise this particular hiccoughing idiot. Fluff, cliches, fem!Naru, SasuNaru, non-yaoi.

FemNaru. A series of events happens to Nasumi and it was never planned to happen and alot of her plans go different. For the better or worst who knows besides me Bwahahahaha

In which, is fifty things Hyuuga Neji is no longer allowed to do. Crack!fic, warning of randomness, and humorous traces of yaoi.

Harry thinks he is sane. Ron disagrees.

Sydney Black is bored, so what does she do for a summer? Well, she comes up with 40 ways to tick off the Order of the Phoenix. I laughed a lot while writing it so you better laugh a lot while reading it! R&R, any flames will be used to toast marshmallows!

Voldemort is dead, Harry killed him, so WHY is Harry in hiding? And being in hiding... how could he do any homework? Ninth in the Potions Homework series

Harry has just killed Voldemort, he wasn't harmed in the battle in anyway, so why is he unconscious in the hospital wing? Eighth in the Potions Homework series.

Snape has two wonderful Potter free weeks as the seventh years are taken on a class trip to America, but WHY are they back early? Not really part of the potions series, but goes along with it.

If someone keeps disappearing, they shouldn't be punished for not doing their homework, right? Seventh in the potions homework series I deleted the original #7, it sucked