If there's one thing Rita Skeeter is good at, it's sniffing out a story, and when she sees a downtrodden Harry Potter at King's Crossing, by Merlin does she find a story! One that will change the face of the Wizarding World, Harry Potter, and even Rita herself. Harry was always more Slytherin than Gryffindor, really, and with someone to grow those traits...they won't see it coming.

After the Battle of Hogwarts Harry finds himself rising through the ranks of the Ministry's Unspeakables. All is well until one day a strange set of runes carved into the base of the Veil of Death catches his eye. After a hint from the Hallows, Harry steps through the Veil and into a strange new world. But not all is as it seems. Threats both old and new lurk in the darkness.

We are up to seven of the clinical proof that I have ADHD!

The Master of Death is a dangerous title; many would claim to hold a position greater than Death. Harry is pulled to Middle-earth by the Witch King of Angmar in an attempt to bring Morgoth back to Arda. A year later Angmar falls and Harry is freed. What will he do with the eternity granted to him? Story begins 1000 years before LotR. Eventual major canon divergence.

After his second Occlumency lesson, Harry wonders if he could learn Occlumency another way. The twins of Hogwarts, Fred and George Weasley, share with him their greatest secret against Occlumency in order to help him overcome the difficulty.

A rebounded spell causes Harry's soul to travel to the end of his second year. Strange magic causes a unexpected result. Determined Harry, Good but misguided Dumbledore.

Joanna Watson was a woman of many secrets. For years she had hidden her true nature away after realizing that perhaps being a witch wasn't worth it. She thought she would forever be alone...until the day she met him. Sherlock Holmes, an eccentric genius who might have what it takes to see past the mask she created and see her true self. Fem Harry/Sherlock

Second in 'Dungeon Crawler' series. This story will probably never see an update again, and is only up here for those curious and willing to be disappointed.

AU 4th year. Spurned by everyone, Harry accepts Bagman's help, taking the 1st step towards greatness. Elements: charms-prodigy, no-bashing, manipulative but good Dumbledore, dragons, unspeakables, HarrySusan, Ginny-friendship. Oh, the veil is a hellmouth.

Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty of underage magic…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong! Now expanded! Crack-fic.

When life held no meaning to Harry Potter, a family of Immortals saw the chance to gain an invaluable ally. Through the use of a mortal, given power to rival that of a god, they saved worlds too many to count. It took its toll, and the scars left on our Protagonist will never truly heal. However, that doesn't mean that they cannot give him a chance of happiness on a world in need.

Has your sense of direction ever gotten you into trouble? Mine's so bad that it's capable of breaking the laws of physics. Once, I went for a walk in New Zealand in 2014, and ended up on Mindoir during a batarian raid in 2170. Where I met someone. Self-insert (SI), cover by Pretend Fiction.

From a war ravaged future, someone is sent back in time to change the course of the war. Chapter 44 now up

He'd slumbered in Hoth's cold embrace for millennia before being exhumed by the Alliance. Could he help them defeat the Empire? A HP SW crossover(obviously)

She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.

Tiboldt's Family Circus brings together two birds of a feather. The world tries to tear them apart. (Rated M for some foul language later on in the story. No ship - or I suppose, any ship you want to see.)

Torn from his family and lost in an unfamiliar world Harry Potter will fight with all he has to return to them. He has to navigate self-absorbed geniuses, secretive government agencies, megalomaniacal Norse gods and a huge green rage monster if he is to find his home. Post-epilogue story.

Apathetic Occlumency teacher twisting your mind out of shape? Never fear, there's a charming young girl in the year below to twist it back in the opposite direction. Just hope it doesn't snap.

In the Universe there exists a balance. Where there is Life, Death must follow. Where there is Destruction, Creation takes root. Samantha Potter thought she existed for the sole reason of tipping the scale against a murderous Dark Lord... she could not comprehend the hand fate had planned for her. X-13 re-write. Fem!HarryxJean Grey

If you were to ask, people would tell you that Darcy Lewis was completely normal. Sure she was cynical, sarcastic, sometimes bitchy, and had an odd obsession with tasers, but other than that completely normal. Fem!Harry is Darcy Lewis. M for possible language and themes. NEW VERSION.

As a gifted seer, Cassandra Trelawney knew how the wizarding world would change because of Albus Dumbledore Dumbledore. His actions would lead to the birth of Lord Voldemort and the decline of Hogwarts. Forcing herself into the cycle of reincarnation, she became Hepatica Potter. female!Harry. Part of The Halloween Collection.

The First Contact War brought untold destruction to Earth, reducing Humanity to a shell of its former self. For 900 years, Humanity has been working tirelessly to lay claim to its own slice of the Milky Way Galaxy, and they are prepared to bring the Council to its knees to accomplish their goals. (Massive AU, New Technologies, and a far different humanity.)

Severus Snape and Hermione Granger deal with traumas past and present and find they have more in common than they realize as they prepare for the ultimate confrontation with Voldemort. SSHG pairing. Not HBP compliant. This is a novel length story.

I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!