"A demigod, a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend, a man with breath-taking anger management issues and a couple of master assassins help out this wizard who's best friend was kidnapped. The kidnapper thinks he's got a hold on everybody." "Would you care to tell him the punch-line, Steve?" "I will - and trust me, it's a real kicker." Fixing Chapter 3

After a life of war and adventure, all she wanted to do was live a fairly quiet existence running her little café and avoid inquiries on future children from Mrs. Weasley. She didn't expect Tony Stark to wander his way into her life and decide to never leave. FEM!Harry/Tony Stark

xover SG-1 & HL. The Ancients put Immortals on Earth as part of a plan to prevent the Goa'uld from taking over the Earth. Time has a way of drifting all things from their original purpose. (moved from HL to SG-1 post)

The Brainship Hypatia and her Brawn Alexander are making an extensive survey of all of the known failed human colonies when they encounter something totally unexpected at a planet called P.E.R.N that was supposed to be totally uninhabitable.

(Being rewritten; Currently back to ch. 2) Harry comes into his inheritance while living with Sirius and Remus. Finding out that he's a submissive Dracken, and that there's something else he can't control about his life, how will things turn out for young Harry? *Written while I'm preparing for my first NaNoWriMo event*

What would happen if Albus' dies suddenly, after Voldemort is gone for good? What would happen if the castle rejected his choice and made its own decision? Well, perhaps Hogwarts might be fixed. AU and Non-Canon Compliant. Summer before Harry's third year. Contains OCs, will be a mentor-like fic. Mentions abuse, eating disorders, self harm, swearing, etc. R&R.

This is in response to a plot bunnie on how to give Vernon Dursley a heart attack. Rating to be on safe side. This story is a one shot and complete.

Hermione has an unexpected guardian angel to keep her safe.

Hermione tries to help Harry after Ginny put him into a coma by going back in time. Selected Weasley bashing slight bashing on Dumbledore.

The Harbingers are an elite fighting force loyal to the Ancient and Noble House of Potter. How will they respond to the betrayal of their Lord and Lady, and what lengths will they go to to protect their new Lord? Greedy!Manip!Dumbledore Some bashing!

Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?

Harry failed to learn the Power the Dark Lord Knows Not, so he, with Luna's guidance, must undertake a journey to learn the true history of the Wizarding world, and find himself in the process. Multi-crossover.

Sherlock knows that the Potter boy, the one with the abusive relatives, is hiding a secret, and sets out to solve the mystery. In the meantime, Harry sends a letter to Lord Voldemort in an attempt to come to an agreement with his enemy, and finds out that he and Tom Riddle aren't so different after all. The story of three lonely boys finding friendship in each other. Eventual Slash

Elder Scrolls-Oblivion. AU, altered timeline - YAHF - aftermath story! Xander finds the housing guide to several strange homes that have differing conditions for acquisition, all of which costs a little be of gold.

Non-Canon, Char. OOC & AU year 6. This is a story about a letter that gets delivered after a certain amount of time has passed, it's about an unknown legacy, from a very, very unexpected quarter. See chapter 1 for; more details, pairings & warnings.

Multi-fandom X-over, alternate timelines, non-cannon, see "Story Warning" in Chp. 1. Xander road trip story, takes place after the fall of the first. A shoebox found among his mother's belongings is the beginning.

Char. Ooc, AU/AR, still within JK's world - Harry is apprenticed to a Diagon Alley businessman at the tender age of seven. From there the story changes... very mild bashing of some regulars.

Professor!Loki. In which Loki is good, Jor, Fen, Hel, Nari and Vali are awesome. While Loki becomes the DADA professor at Hogwarts and adopts Harry. Some Dumble and S.H.I.E.L.D bashing. Set in first year. Read notes and warnings!

Harry moved to America to start afresh, to put the war behind him, move on and become a journalist. Shame the universe would always conspire against him. This is the story of how he met the Avengers and his life was turned upside down. Again. Rated T for future language. SLASH but no pairing yet.

AU. Harem!fic. Only a foolish person would turn down a bonding proposal to a Blood Dragon, especially when such opportunities only appear once every few centuries. One has visited Hogwarts and proposals have been issued. OFC/HP/RW/HG/SS/MM/LL

Lily has a premonition of what is to come and takes steps to ensure Harry's care. Watch as Harry grows up with a half-blood Slytherin mother and muggle father. Will be canon-esque, Will feature Independent!Harry and possible Manipulative!Dumbldore later. Rating T to be safe for future chapters

After the defeat of Voldemort Harry must find solace to heal his fractured mind and soul. With the help of Remus, Harry is thrust into the world of the X-men. In a new world can Harry put the past behind him or will he fall into the darkness? Slash.

When Tony Stark hacks into the SHIELD mainframe on the Helicarrier, he doesn't only find the weapons of mass destruction he already knew SHIELD was building, but a project called 45-120-8. When he and Captain America trace the so called 'death' project back to its lab, they uncover a secret so large the ripples will be felt across the Nine Realms.

One day, Harry J Potter made a wish in front of the mirror of Erised. One day, Bruce Banner woke up naked in a green-eyed man's aparment. One day, Harry introduced himself with his father's name to a strange man he found naked, green, and angry on the street. One day, SHIELD discovered human magic... and tried to make weapons from it. And the world is never the same.

My take on "Truth or Dare" and other fun games, as played by Hermione, Harry and their friends during a post-Voldemort Eighth Year at Hogwarts. Not to be taken as much more than fluffy mindless beach reading...unless, of course, you are presently enjoying winter in "God's own Land," far, far away from those stuck-up stuffy beaks.