Commander Shepard, survivor of Mindoir, had a people problem and a love of technology. But there's one piece of equipment that's been there for him throughout his Alliance career - his M35 Mako.

The Leviathans have created an artificial intelligence to help them solve a problem. But what if said Intelligence decided they are part of the problem? Written for the "Historical Events in Mass Effect" competition in the Aria's Afterlife forum. (Complete.)

What began as a series of harmless pranks aboard the Normandy quickly escalated into something way over the team's heads. Just how does April Fool's Day on Commander Shepard's ship go down? Rated for language.

When Jacob overhears that no one finds him interesting, he is at a loss as to how to change his self image. Lucky for him, Ken and Kasumi have a plan, and are going to turn Jacob into the Baka Day hero and the most interesting man on the Normandy. One shot.

Things have been too serious, and someone decided to start a new tradition on board that was very old back home. A one shot in response to the April Fools Challenge set on Aria's Afterlife!

Miranda started it, and Shepard will end it. But not nearly as soon as you'd think. Lighthearted piece for the April Fool's competition on the forum Aria's Afterlife. It still counts even if it's not April First!

Kasumi and Keiji spend Valentine's Day together, not knowing it would be their last but knowing that what they shared was a deathless love that defied all bounds. A submission for the Valentine's Day competition at Aria's Afterlife forum.

My submission for the Valentines Competition at Aria's Afterlife. The heart-wrenching tale of one writer's struggle to come up with an original romance idea.

she says, "i never figured you to be the religous sort." and the truth is, you never have been until this very moment. [garrus/femshep; written for the valentine's competition at aria's afterlife.]

F!Shrios fluff, A look at how an alien perspective might see the mess that is human intimacy. Thane tries to do his homework and figure out the best way to woo Commander Shepard, but he isn't quite prepared for the things he discovers. Written for the Aria's Afterlife Forum Valentine's Contest.

[Milieu: the surroundings or environment that somebody lives in and is influenced by.] The Normandy carries more than just soldiers. It carries, hope, friendship, love and despair of the entire galaxy on it's silvery black wings. Moments captured in time.

Shepard and Thane have recently begun a relationship and Thane is still learning about human customs. In his research, he has come to learn of Valentine's Day and decides to plan something special for his Siha. One-shot.

For Aria's Afterlife Valentine's Day Competition: A Jackanda Valentine's Day. Miranda hates Valentine's Day, but Jack's not going to let that stop her. Kind of a follow-on to Paradise.

Niftu "Cannonball" Cal really is a biotic god. Some fun poking done at multiplayer.

Upon learning of the human concept of Valentine's Day, Garrus asks Shepard to meet him on the Citadel, hoping to finally establish their relationship. But when he realizes he's not the only one she has plans with that day, he embarks on a personal (and highly inappropriate) mission to eliminate his perceived rivals.

Discovering a female to cure the genophage is Urdnot Wrex's lifelong dream. But can he get her to join Clan Urdot? Does a krogan even know what love is? In continuity with Keelah Se'lai, one shot.

It's amazing how much you can mean with only three words. And as Tali relaxes with Shepard after they defeat the collectors, she figures that out for herself. One shot for the Valentine's Competition on Aria's Afterlife.

Fiona Shepard and Kaiden Alenko met eachother during BAat training. When Valentines comes around they find some common ground and look up to the future. One-Shot.

For Aria's Afterlife Valentine's Day competition. Right before Shepard and Tali can finally consummate their love, they get interrupted by Miranda and Jack fighting ... again. Ch2: Aria reads an online dating profile for Mordin Solus, and decides to contact him.

After discussing her purpose with Commander Shepard, EDI decides that she'll find one in her relationship with Joker. That means entering previously uncharted territory. Is she up for it or will the spontaneity prove too much for her? For the Valentine's Day competition in Aria's Afterlife forum. (One-shot.)