AU. Harry is 7 years old and treated literally like a dog by the Dursleys. Will he be rescued by the wizarding world? Will he ever be fit to take on the mantle of The Boy Who Lived? childfic, preHogwarts, sevitus. warning:extreme child abuse, violence

"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic

Sequel to HOS. Third Year, Fredn'George give film making another go. This time, their target is none other than the Giantus Pratus of Slytherin: Draco Malfoy. Among others. Crack!fic

He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-

AU. Harry, neglected by his parents, runs away in the night. Who should find him, but Voldemort and his trusted familiar? Awakening in a strange place with the most feared Dark Wizard around, what becomes of our Harry? Read and find out! Nonslash.

Harry's double life gets even more complicated, and a hell of a lot more interesting, when he has to start attending Hogwarts. Will he drive everyone else insane or will the school make HIM sane? Follow up to Two's a Crowd: The Beginning

After failing to cheat Bruce Wayne on a deal for drills, Vernon Dursley takes his frustrations out on Harry Potter, by abandoning him in Gotham City.

To hopefully ease the pain my lack of updates to Two's a Crowd causes, here are some extra things that I couldn't place in the main stories.

After an unfortunate case of accidental magic, Harry is left to wander the streets of Gotham, until he is found by the queens of crime Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn. Will Gotham and the Hogwarts be ready for a child raised by them?

Harry is entering his second year at Hogwarts. An escaped criminal, a pushy professor, a plot of lies, and the on-going presence of the phony Harry Potter only complicate matters. Evil!Dumbledore, Misguided!Remus, & Bully!Twins/Ron; expect some bashing of all Weasleys. Story is AU.

Harry has returned to the wizarding world, as foretold, his father & Pokémon in tow. Dark plots come to light when Harry Ketchum comes face to face w/ Harry Potter. Story is AU. Evil!Dumbledore, Weasley Bashing, & light Hermione Bashing. Edits completed on 2/12. Story is still COMPLETE

All Harry Potter, age five, wanted was to be part of a loving family. Can one desperate wish, a little wild magic, and one Ash Ketchum give him what he wants? Story is AU, No pairings, Evil!Dumbledore. Story Edited 12/14/12 w/ minor changes & new omake. Story is still COMPLETE.

AU,SLASH. Harry, a graphic designer, is temporarily transferred to the Tokyo branch to assist the launching of a new line of men’s cosmetic products. But what of this other new designer?

There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Or predicted by the most imprecise branch of magic. Both Albus Dumbledore and Clow Reed should have remembered this...

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

Harry leaves the Dursleys at a young age and is instead raised by ghosts! Will Harry be able to adapt to their strange ways or will he fall under the bus in the process? Deadpan!Harry Manipulative!Dumbledore AU. UNDER REVISION

Godric Gryffindor and Salazar Slytherin. They were never going to become friends easily. They never expected it to happen quite like this. Part of the Tales of the Founders series.

Adopted at a young age, Tatsuki learned early on how to lead a double life. However, her two sides are about to cross when Ichigo gains his soul reaper powers. Can she find about her past while maintaining her two sides? STRONG FEM Harry!

A small shift in genetics, a new type of wizard, and an danger rising up that could kill them all. FEM-Harry/OC Redeeming Dumbles

He was abandoned and left to die in a ditch. He saved himself and will continue to do so even after he is offered a protector. But now those infuriating Wizards and Witches are back... too bad Harry's not Harry anymore. Wrong boy who lived fic. Slash.

Voldemort has a little fun with the Elder Wand before he dies, and minds are screwed with afterward. Potters always go for redheads. The Peverells were necrophiles. So Harry likes…? Crack, light Gryffindor/fem!Harry, DH AU oneshot

Harry doesn't want to stay for the winter holidays. He isn't going to the Burrow. He isn't going to his relatives. where is he going? And why doesn't he want to tell Dumbledore? Who adopted Harry Potter without telling Dumbledore?

ON HOLD... HP/Discworld. Having left the Dursleys at a young age after being rescued by her Grandfather. Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts at the age of Fifteen not as student, but as a Teacher. Watch as she turns everyone's world upside down. FemHarry. Please R and R.

Harry decides to get revenge on Snape on behalf of Remus after Snape forces him to quit as DADA Professor.

The war is over, and Harry has made a startling discovery: he has an older brother, who is most likely a Muggle, who was adopted away before he was ever born. Crossover with Gundam Wing. Pairing: Heero/Harry Post DH, and Endless Waltz