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This community is dedicated to only the weirdest/most disturbing Harry Potter pairings out there. Enjoy!

Hermione and Hagrid Disturbed by hahaharrypulp reviews

This was written tongue and cheek. Rather disturbing and hilarious. I do not own any Harry Potter characters!

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hermione G., Rubeus H.

A House Elf's Needs by Chaos-chick3 reviews

Dobby's needs aren't being fulfilled at Hogwarts. In a last desperate attempt, he seeks out Hagrid for help. Slash! Now over 3000 hits, yay!

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Rubeus H., Dobby - Complete

First Encounter by Lyris Malachi reviews

Hogwarts has contracted a disease called loneliness and the giant squid as the only cure. Hogwartsgiant squid

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete

The Sorting Hat's Love by hahaharrypulp reviews

This is disturbing, poorly written and discusting! Enjoy!

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hermione G., Sorting Hat - Complete

Waterbed by Sophia Bleistift reviews

Hermione finds a bouquet of roses and a letter on her bed. At first she is delighted, until she finds out whom they are from. Funny but creepy.

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Hermione G., F. Flitwick - Complete