"God, no. He could not deal with Soldier having one of his strange, possibly insane, moments. Especially not with someone like Scout, who only knew how to escalate situations to a level of craziness that even Pyro was not equipped to handle alone." A series of oneshots about stuff RED team does that doesn't involve killing.

Scout gets Sniper curious and the Australian goes to ask Medic a question. Possible OOCness, but garunteed to make persons of a certain level of immaturity laugh.

Scout's last moments... First TF2 fic.

Sniper was never really a morning person. This is basically how mornings go for the RED team.