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[postHBP, negligible spoilers, OneShot] Even Dumbledore is not omniscient ... a bit of Voldemort's past that slipped through the cracks.

Hitsugaya has questions about Yachiru, but he wasn't expecting the answers.

Her mother gave her a scroll to sign in blood. A scroll she kept hidden. Years flew by and she found herself signing more and more scrolls in blood. She soon became something even demons feared. Hinata Hyuga, the summoner nin.

Chad thinks Ichigo's dad is a shinigami. Ichigo thinks Chad is crazy. Oneshot, not serious at all.

They told the father and mother lies to use their son. A Jiraiya, Naruto, and Tsunade crackfic.

[COMPLETED] Sasuke frowned at the trail of blood on his floor. Heart pounding, he followed it. There was the door. He slid it open, and the world seemed to tumble into chaos. His brother was there, leaning on the wall, a baby in his arms.

[Repost] Everyone thought Orochimaru was beyond any hope of salvation. Enter Uzumaki Naruto, a half forgotten jutsu by the Yondaime Hokage and an isolated house...

Can the team actually sit down and play a game of Monopoly with Dr. House? A one shot. Rated T just because it's House.

Things happen, people change and grow, but both Lee and Hinata learn that no amount of hard work will ever change another person's heart.

A friendship piece. A chance meeting in the rain leads to the start of a very interesting friendship. [Oneshot] [Hinata] [Lee]

Sequel to KT: the Prelude. When Harry returns on a mission to his native England, he finds himself pulled into a world he never imagined existed... once again. Violence, profanity, no pairings.

What if Neo wasn't the One? What if the One was a little boy with green eyes...? Pre-Hogwarts, warnings for child abuse and violence. Complete with sequel up.

When Bruce Wayne becomes Dr. Gregory House's latest patient, House's hidden past might just be disclosed.

Three Christmasses in Kakashi's life, he's received presents. Once, he gives one. [Oneshot]

HP & Dead Like Me X-Over- Harry died and is now a grim reaper who has just been transferred to the Seattle Branch.

In an effort to look good in an election year, Cornelius Fudge opens his home i.e. kidnaps Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy for the summer before their sixth year. It seemed like a good idea until he actually met them...

On duty ANBU are the elite, cold hard killers and perhaps the last thing you'll ever see, but when at a young age Naruto goes to live at ANBU HQ for his own safety everything changes. Please R&R. I don't own Naruto. NOT ABANDONED 23-06-2010 -SEE PROFILE

HPNaruto crossover. Harry Potter is transported to the shinobi world in the aftermath of the final battle with Voldemort.HBP compliant.Chapter 12 uploaded!

Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.

Slight crossover fic between Naruto and Bleach. A chess match to rival all chess matches has begun. It all starts with a new soul arriving in Seireitei with reiatsu rivaling even that of their strongest. And now a conspiracy has begun to unfold.

COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.

An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with a bunch of random Naruto characters stuck in the HP-verse via a crack theory on the Sharingan. Self-pitying shinobi galore. I have not updated since the end of 2007. Please stop PMing me for updates.

Sannin drabbles. All based on requests or challenges.