Little bits of story that just seem to have come to me but I have no idea where they would go and are free to adopt.

My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.

An alternate take on Naruto and Neji in the Arena of at the Chunin Exams.

Anko Mitarashi, Dango Otaku of the T and I corps, has an identical twin sister named Mochi. Or as her BINGO book listing says...Mochi the Kidnapper. In order to repay the woman who saved her life, she kidnaps Naruto. How will the Hidden Village of Redpool change how Jinchuriki are treated? Will Mochi be able to change the shape of things to come?

An old and dying Naruto throws his soul forward through time in order to prevent the Juubi's escape upon his death. His soul merges with that of 15 month old Harry Potter in the moment the Killing Curse is reflected. Super!Harry.

After Izuna's adventure ends, he and Madara go to another world to search for the Sage of the Six Paths' hidden legacy. What they find is a cursed job, another branch of the family, and that they're stuck there for a year.

When Naruto sees Sasuke seemingly sacrifice himself for him at wave, he awakens the Rinnegan. See how its power affects his destiny. Strong Naruto.

The story of a Murderer as told by four people.

Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.

The Yondaime had a plan, Madara had another. They were not the only ones who wanted their own vision to come to pass, but the future is never certain. When all plans of gods and men fail Naruto is suddenly free to choose his own destiny. Slow development

Don't own. Oneshot. Consider the skill-set of the ninja in relation to their profession. Big, flashy jutsu and in-your-face martial arts has never been what they really did. They are the shadows. Behold: Naruto has NINJA skills.

oneshot. complete. do not own. If a lot of things didn't happen, then what might have?

Don't own. The colourful bug came and sacrificed himself to seal her into an infant bug. This infant bug was a boy, and he was now her responsibility. Just as well she liked bugs really. Complete.

The population of Konoha rather over-estimated the sealing abilites of the Fourth, and Naruto had to listen to the Kyuubi rant about it all the time, among other things. oneshot, don't own, plot-bunny is free to good hutch.

Life hadn't been all that great for the nearly-forty-year-old Nara Shikamaru, not bad, but not great. Suddenly faced with the unwanted opportunity to do it over again though, well, he was a genius. Only an idiot would pass up such an opportunity, however unwanted it was. oneshot, complete, don't own.

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.

Ever wonder why the Wizarding World lacks common sense and is stuck in the past? Harry's AU Sorting.

The thin line between fact and fiction blurs for those who have made their life and name into legends. Orochimaru, Jiraiya, Tsunade and their little secrets.

The castle just collapsed and it wasn't my fault. Really. Can't a guy have a beachside vacation in peace? If you don't know, I'm Naruto Uzumaki. I'm a wizard. Here's my card. And for the last time: no, I don't do love potions.

YAHF Xander is captivated by a different costume at Ethan's, a costume of a missing-nin of Akatsuki. And even when Halloween is over, the changes don't disappear.

In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.

They disgraced the uppity snobs of Fire and imposed humiliating terms of surrender on her citizenry. Now, they'll learn what happens when the Will of Fire becomes an uncontrolled blaze of hatred. You always reap what you sow!

During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.

Someone else is thrust into the role of Team 7's sensei. Chaos ensues.