Castiel has some questions, but Dean isn't really in the mood to answer them. Just a bunch of drabbles that I hope are funny. Despite what I said earlier, this is no longer a oneshot. NOW COMPLETE!

What does a witch, a ferret, and a wenidgo have a common? I don't know, but Sam and Dean are writing fanfiction.

Because really, It should have been blindingly obvious that Tanaka and Watari are homies. CRACK. Death Note & Kuroshitsuji crossover. Short oneshot.

Let's all agree not to let 4-Kids get their hands on Kuroshitsuji...

Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

Sebastian writes letters to his beloved Young Master during the brief moments when they are apart. Crack.

Chris and Jill stumble upon a "Broken" Wesker, who is suffering from amnesia. How did he survive the battle in Africa? How did he make his way to the abandoned Umbrella facility? And how much does this lunatic even remember? M for language

Wesker has finished playing Resident Evil 5 and isn't too pleased with the way he was portrayed. Read his annoyed second letter to Capcom.

Wesker has finished playing RE Code: Veronica X and he is not pleased with the way he was portrayed. Read his annoyed letter to Capcom. Also mentions RE4 and 5.

Diaries are fun to keep, Wesker has one aswell. Instead of using pretty words to describe his feelings, he will jot down random thoughts through-out the day. Let's take a look at his thoughts.

This is a parody of Resident Evil 2. It's Leon's POV, Duh. If you couldn't tell by the title. XD I'm just joshing you. Wait, no I'm not! It really is a parody! O.o Rated: T for language & violence.

The 'real' Leon finished playing the game and is not satisfied with the way some of the events were portrayed. Read his angry letter to Capcom. Language, sexual references.

The Merchant opens a new Shooting Gallery course utilizing the RPG-7. Leon does alright, but when Ashley steps up to the plate, she proves herself to be very explosive. Takes place in Chapter 3-2. Oneshot. R&R please!

When the S.T.A.R.S. decide to adopt a cat as a team mascot and name it after their captain, Wesker isn't very happy, especially when he's forced to bring the animal along on their mission to stop the terrorists in the Raccoon City Mall.