A new shy waitress finds herself working in an upscale Strip Club Hooligans. All hell breaks loose when a certain arrogant blond is the star of the show. Will Sookie be able to resist the arrogant ass clad in fur? All Human AU NOW COMPLETE!

If Alice hadn't seen Bella cliff-dive, what would have happened? Would Bella have given in to her feelings for Jacob? Was she even capable of moving on? Victoria's hunting, Edward's coming back-and that's just the beginning!

Set after Dead and Gone, Sookie can't seem to stay away from danger. There are a lot of things in her life that she isn't sure about, this is the journey of her discovery. Eric x Sookie, rated M for later chapters, mostly T though.

Sookie is a barmaid and aspiring photographer. Her world changes when she runs into famous actor Eric Northman at the opening of her first gallery show. AH.

One shot companion to "Forever Yours". It's Eric's POV with some twists and turns that you didn't glean from Sookie in "Forever Yours." Very lemony. Much more than the first part!

By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.

Sloane, a quiet student in the Midwest, struggles to balance having a normal life with the responsibility that comes with her 'gift'.

After the stake is removed in Club Dead, Sookie wakes up nearly naked in bed with Eric, how exactly did this happen? A missing scene of sorts.

Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE

Halloween night causes quite a stir. Sam is acting strangely. Eric and Sookie have an interesting "date" that grows into something more...M for later chapters. Eric/Sookie. Spoilers for all books.

This ridiculous CrackFic is dedicated/inspired by the awesome Unicorns Unlimited ladies. The boys man the phones for fanfic readers overcome by...crotchsplosions. RATED M for good reason. **ETA: leaving Status open for poss future chaps**

I Love 80s Music Contest entry. Will having each other be enough for Bella and Jasper when they face tough times and broken dreams? Collab with ElleCC. AH. Bella/Jasper. One-shot.

AH-AU-OOC Sookie has been dreaming about an amazing man lately, a man so perfect that there is no chance he's real. But what if he is? And what happens when she meets him? Rated M for later chapters. E/S COMPLETE

Set after Godric's suicide. Deals with the aftermath of Dallas, and Eric & Sookie's new relationship. The MaryAnn storyline will not be addressed in this fic. This is my 1st fanfic, if I get a good response I will continue. Rated M for later chapters.

Would you rather eat from the tree of knowledge or remain a child in the garden forever? Eric/Sookie. End, part the first.

Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.

Sookie meets Eric under different circumstances. She goes to work for Eric at Fangtasia before ever meeting him, although she previously knew Pam. Bill is in the picture but only as a friend.

Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**

Eric and Bill host an event with the vampires of Area 5. Rated M for extreme violence and sexual content

Eric/Sookie AH-AU. Eric is a lawyer. Sookie is just starting out. Ballet, Soccer and Surf fun. Rated M for later chapters.

Preteen foster kids Bill and Eric are best friends. They discover the power of a blond ponytail and a training bra at summer camp. CH's world/AH w/vamp guest appearances

Does he know I'm still here? Am I still here? I feel like an empty shell. If we have a blood bond, you'd think that he'd know that I'm close to cracking up here. I'm close to checking out. I'm as close to dead as a person can get without dying. Sookie/Eric Written after 'Dead & Gone'

Alice tries to spice up things in the bedroom, but what happens when she suggests something so completely outrageous? What happens when she suggests role playing as Edward and Bella? -WON SECOND PLACE in the Jasper and Alice Roleplaying Lemon Contest.

AU-human: Edward, Bella and Jake are juniors in Forks. Very NC-17 with Edward and Jake both bi, but not PWP - there's plot, angst, humor and romance as these messed-up kids figure out their three-way relationship. You'll like Jake here - trust me!

Los Angeles, 1976. If you thought you were too good for him, and you ended up being bad for each other, what would you do? Rated M for Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n Roll. AH. VERY OOC.