What happens when Fred and George play a prank on Umbridge? This seemingly small event will trigger many unexpected consequences in the lives of Harry Potter and his friends. Introducing Professor Potter! Soon, everything will change. Things aren't black and white. And truths don't stay hidden. UPDATED

"You think you're complicated. You're not. You're simple. You're just like every other murderer I've profiled. I understand you perfectly. That's why you'll lose." In a world where Harry was adopted by Aaron Hotchner and raised by the BAU, he grows to be one of the best profilers before he's a teenager. How does his knowledge affect Hogwarts, the war, and the world in general?

Harry thought he'd never get away from the Dursleys. Professor Dumbledore sent him back EVERY year. Finally when he goes too far with accidently blowing up "Aunt" Marge. A surprising new Family member steps in to protect him from Vernon. Soon Harry will discover he has more "Family" then he knows...

This is a story about a smart Lily like they say she was. She has a plan and follows it. (Character death.) Its AU. Paring is none from the books. This is a small story, 5 chapters

32 year old Harry Potter fled to the outskirts of Atlanta in 2001, in 2006 after the death of Andromeda he gained custody of Teddy and a year later he met the beautiful Daphne in NYC who had fled a marriage contract to Draco Malfoy. The three formed a family in Atlanta until 2013 when the dead started to Walk and now they are trying to survive.

Post Truth or Dare and there's no season 15 in my mind. After JJ's confession, Spencer knows that JJ lied to him causing him to make a big change with his life. Not for JJ fans or JJ/Reid shippers. Dedicated to tannerose5 and Rookblonkorues. Rating changed to M because of sex scenes.

Harry disappears from the stoop of number 4, on that fatefull night. He is called back in forth year, he does not come alone.

Ranma discovers why his life at the Tendo Dojo has been hell and engages in an epic pissing match with Pluto and the rest of the Senshi. A fukufic production, multipart. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter has a secret. That secret would be his eight-year-old adopted daughter, Alyssa Lily Potter. When Harry returns from another semester at Hogwarts to find bruises on his little girl he knows he can't leave her alone there anymore and decides to take her to Hogwarts with him. Some people take issue but Harry's new found friends and family will always help the two out.

Drips and Drabbles of stories that could potentially lead to something epic. Updates will be sporadic as my muse is temperamental and I still have two other stories I'm working on. No pairings unless otherwise specified. I dislike Ron Weasley and Albus Dumbledore so expect bashing!

The Quidditch World Cup is happening this summer, as is the Tri-Wizard Tournament. How will Harry cope with directing the biggest Magical Crafts and Arts sideshow the magical world has ever seen? On top of all that, he has to deal with the resurrection of the most feared Dark Lord in recent memory and finally showing the magical world that you shouldn't mess around with someone who

It's the quiet before the storm so to speak. Harry reunites with his "Uncle" Remus Lupin, moves in with his godfather Sirius Black and becomes a Student Teacher for the new Magical Crafts and Arts program. He continues to build up his friends/family base and assists the Department of Mysteries with the mission he has tasked them to.

Harry is back for another year at Hogwarts. This year he discovers that his parents did indeed have a will, a godfather wrongly imprisoned and more meddling from a irritating headmaster. He and his friends will have to deal with an incompetent Defense teacher and the mystery of the legendary Chamber of Secrets.

A smarter, more cunning Harry discovers the true meaning behind The Golden Rule. Smarter!Artistic!Hufflepuff!Harry will take the Wizarding World by storm. He's out to make friends, money and make a little art along the way. GreaterGood!Dumbledore, Decent!Snape (12/5/2018 REWRITE UNDERWAY!)

Petunia Evans always wanted to be just like Lily. The thought of learning magic would make her giddy with excitement. However a rejection letter from the headmaster of Hogwarts blew that dream out the window. What would've happened instead if the wife of the owner of Flourish and Blott's had taken a bit of pity and shown Petunia that you didn't need a wand to do magic?

5 year old Harry Potter lives with his Aunt, Uncle and Cousin then one day his Hogwarts letter comes. He finds out he has a twin brother Jamie who is the Boy-Who-Lived and parents. Once the abuse is noticed he is taken to live with his family but the damage has been done. The question is can it be undone? Rating may Change per chapter. R&R. NO FLAMES Now on A03 under HieikuYoko

Who knew Harry asking Hermione to the Yule Ball in Fourth Year would cause so much drama? Especially amongst those whom they thought were their truest friends! H/HR. Rated M for an eventual reason. Bashing of Dumbledore, some Weasleys, Snape, Viktor Krum, others. Cover Image Credit to AlexandraO. UPDATES EVERY SATURDAY!

Harry was betrayed by those he held dear. The man in the moon gives him a second chance. Harry is the new grim reaper. Will he get along with e guardians or is he a threat to them?

A Norsekink fill: When Odin took Loki from the temple he didn't realise he was taking the Jotun queen, the one who is supposed to breed the next generation of Jotun warriors by laying hundreds of eggs at a time. When Loki comes of age he decides Stark Tower is an ideal place for a nest, and the Avengers would make perfect drones. Slash & more.

The girls want to know what Xander really did while stuck in Oxnard and they won't let up until he tells them.

Harry and his best friend, Sadie McIntyre, the Dark Healer, are beginning their second year at Hogwarts. There they are reunited with Draco, Pansy, Tracy and their other friends in Slytherin House, and the gang have more wild adventures in store. Why is Harry hearing sinister voices that no one else can, and who is the mysterious Heir of Slytherin? Will Harry and Sadie find out?

What if things were different when Dumbledore left Harry on the Dursley's doorstep? What if baby Harry was abducted by a hag who decided to raise him as her own and still send him to Hogwarts when the time came? And what if he were impartial about the houses when he arrived at Hogwarts? This story is about a Slytherin Harry, raised by the hag, Cora Coldfire. Please read and review.

Harry/Fleur. AU. Crack fic. Harry is prone to accidents. When magic, accidents and Harry's unique Luck get mixes together… well results can be pretty amusing.

Harry sees only one option when his name comes out of the cup - to escape where the contract can't follow; across borders where the Ministry's laws can't follow him. Where he goes changes him, and those who remained change too. Desperate measures implemented change how paths are walked for not just Harry but others too.

My name is Harrison Rowthan. Until I was nine, my name used to be Harry James Potter. I was born in 1977, days after my parents graduated. My brother came along in 1980. It's now 1994. I attend Durmstrang. The Tri-Wizard Tournament is about to begin.