Ginny's been telling everyone that she's dating Harry and refuses to listen to him saying they aren't together. Finally, Harry has enough and publically shouts at Ginny, announcing he's dating (along with who by the end), the staff have fun watching the drama unfold along with the Weasley Twins. Drarry. Language. Molly, Ginny and Hermione Bashing. Set in 5th Year.

Shino Aburame didn't want to go out and spend time with the same kids that made fun of his kikaichu. He didn't expect to make friends with a little blond ball of energy that was willing to stick by him through thick and thin. Now side by side, the blond demon and the bug boy don't feel so alone anymore, despite what both of them contain.

Severus Snape was sent out to collect Harry Potter and introduce him to the wizarding world. What happens when he finds out his perception of the Boy-Who-Lived is completely wrong. /Harry looks like Lily! Bash!Dumbledore Bash!Ron, Ginny, Molly. Good!Snape. Friend!Draco. Rating will change as Harry gets older.

ONESHOT! Lily and James Potter have a much different reaction to the prophesy than Dumbledore hoped for. What if they don't want their child to be used as a sacrificial lamb for everyone? After all, the Potter's believe that family comes first, no matter what.

Dumbleodore was confident in the blood wards that protected Harry Potter. He didn't think that Harry would ever be hurt in the same house that was to protect him or that the Dursleys could go so far when it came to abusing a child. What happens when a little lost soul wanders into Hogwarts? Regretful!Dumbledore.

What if Hagrid had realised that just going ahead with his first lesson as a teacher wasn't a good idea? What if he had some help and advice from an expert during the summer? Well, this one-shot is what I think could have happened.

8 year old Harry is found dying by the Volturi. Taking a chance, Aro decides to turn him and raise him with the help of his brothers. Will Harry turn out to be like all the other immortal children, or will he turn out to be something more? I do not have a pairing for this fic yet, but it will be slash. Mentions abuse and possible non-con.

At the end of the third task instead of Harry and Cedric being transported to the graveyard, them, the other champions, the entire student body, and two confused older Weasleys end up on an island. See what they get up to as they try to live their lives in a new place, while the Hogwarts professors try to bring them all back before heads of families have their heads.

After Lily's death, her elder son was sent to live with the Dursleys. Abused for six years, Harry was rescued and adopted by Voldemort. He grows into his powers as the Dark Lord's heir at Durmstrang and, eventually, Hogwarts. Before the end, Harry has to face his biological family once more as the heir to the Dark Lord. Dark!Harry (adopted)Father!Voldemort

Harry gets a letter due to a typographical error. It says, "Dear Satan"

Xander was four years old when he first met the Nightmare King. A tale of strange friendship over the course of Xander's childhood.

My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'

I've started a lot of stories, but never really finished them. I might come back to some of these, but if anyone wants to use the idea go ahead. Message me first if you do though. There will be some crossovers, just a heads up.

Naruto was banished for attempted murder during a retrieval mission. Years later Konoha is in the dump and they need Naruto, typical. But Naruto has many more priorities than his old village, he returns only to get what he wants. Powerful, manipulative jubi!naruto. Yaoi Kyunaru Maybe some bashing.

A slightly different encounter with Quirrell at the end of first year leads to new problems, new abilities, and a gateway to the extraordinary. A HP/Avengers crossover that respects the timelines while throwing in new twists and characters you may not have seen coming. Now in Year 3. Enjoy!

Random thoughts, ideas born of nothing, or gathered from Inspiration. Everything is AU, obviously, and liberties are heavily taken most of the time. Rated M just in case.

When Number Four Privet Drive burns to the ground, three year old Harry manages to apparate himself to safety - and as a result, Hagrid and Minerva decide to keep him safe on the Hogwarts grounds from then on, right under Dumbledore's nose.

Halloween 1981 and the Potter family has been attacked. But when Sirius arrives, the crib is empty. Harry is missing, presumed dead, but Mipsy knows the truth. She takes care of little master just as Lord Potter's portrait commands her to.

Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.

Kuno slips Ranma a chemical that is supposed to remove all inhibitions, in order to get the pigtailed girl to profess her love for him. This makes all involved rather uncomfortable, but surprisingly, there are no fatalities.

A young man with incredible power, then add magic to the mix. This is the mixture that you'll get when you mix the green eyed Boy Who Lived and give him a mutant ability. This is the story of Harry Potter but with a mutation. (HP - Marvel Cinematic Universe - X-Men Movies) (Currently in Hogwarts)

During the summer before Harry's second year, he gets an unexpected visitor in his dreams, warning him of danger to come to Hogwarts. With his dad being more protective of him since last year, an incompetent DADA professor, trying to keep his parselmouth abilities a secret, and searching for the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is in for a rough year. Rest of summary inside.

Harry tries out the newest invention of Fred and George with surprise results... SLASH RATED MATURE

He appeared out of nowhere, some say he came from the shadows, some say he has been in plain sight the entire time. No one knows who he really he is, but he kicks ass with his cool ninja skills. Some say he's a menace, other's say he's a hero, few acknowledge his efforts, a number wants to kill him. All he wants to do is protect his home.

The zombie apocalypse has come, but with almost a full day's advance notice it's not as bad as it could be... or is it?