Red Alert says that his job before the war was to test security systems. He just never said how.

Lots of prompts, various 'verses, there will be slash and femslash, nothing is safe. Most recent: Ravage gets annoyed.

What would the Unicron Trilogy have been like if Prime had been a femme? Absolute chaos and the worst love story in the world. Story is better than the summary. AU.

G1. Soundwave’s life takes an unexpected twist when Megatron gives him a female Autobot as his personal slave.

One knows the truth and the other is the light to show the way. She found him, saved him, and is repairing him. Was it the right thing to do? There is no right, No black and white, only gray Bonecrusher/Mikeala

Oneshot. Ron was obsessive about his lawn. Judy was obsessive about her flowers. Something of their strange behaviour had to have passed down to their offspring. Bumblebee attempts to figure out what.

Movieverse AU. The Autobots are searching for the Allspark, but they find themselves in need of aid from one Samuel James Simmons. So now Sam has two problems: he needs to hide his little friend from his family, and her own.

Youngling!Bee asks what a glitch is. One-shot

Bumblebee wants to play games, and of course the Ark is going to get dragged into it. Another pitiful attempt at humor.

MovieAU. The Decepticons, predators and the Autobots, guardians, race for the Allspark. Unfortunately for all involved, their fates are intertwined with a certain Witwicky's who won't stand being prey but won't stick around to be protected. The hunt's on.

Complete. Postmovie. It all started when Sam did the Allspark a favour...

Inferno cackled madly as the inferno rose to a roaring crescendo, and Red Alert looked on. Then, calmly he pointed out, "Inferno, the trees are on fire." Inferno turned, and whispered, "Oh crud."

Youngling Bumblebee can't sleep, and enlists the entire Ark to help him...

youngling Bumblebee asks the dreaded question. 'What's Interfacing' - one-shot, drabblish

Why is Red Alert so certain that they'll sell him for spare parts? Well, something like this once happened to him... T to be safe.

[Oneshot]Movieverse: Maybe their almost desperate grab at something so warm is their way of assuring themselves that there is something out there that isn’t all fighting and death and loss and…and cold. They are so cold, their friends. So very, very cold.

On the day that Bumblebee asks the question, 'What are creators like?" Youngling 'bee, you know how to ask unusual questions... drabbleish, one-shot

[Oneshot]. A guardian muses on his charge. Cybertronian!Sam is involved.

[Oneshot]...by more than one person [cough, Sam, cough.] There are light sides to absorbing the Allspark. For example, did you know that the Allspark liked to blow things up? Neither did the Autobots, until Will made Wheeljack his new playmate.

The top five reasons why Red Alert hates parties... fluff Red Alert/Inferno, one-shot

Red Alerts rising from the pits to the top of the army was long and up hill... drabble, oneshot

Oneshot. The Autobots are involved in another hostage situation…but this time, it isn’t a Decepticon who has a blade at Spike’s throat.

2007 movieverse. It has been 3 years since Mission City. Jazz has been revived and reunited with Prowl. But unknown to him he has to face a new problem. Or he will once he can get through tank sickness and the energon storage on the base.

Being a femme is pretty hard. Especially when you are the only created minicon femme. But you can't help those around you when it's time to fight. What can you do when you don't have a purpose? Transformers Armada. Rated T for future possible references.

...is an oxymoron. And some mechs wonder why doesn't Red Alert trust the system? Well, because of stupid mistakes like this... drabble, oneshot