"I can't believe this." Tsunade sighs as she looks down at the disturbingly adorable children in shock. "They're children again!" Thanks to a strange new Jutsu the Rookie Nine, Sai, Sand Siblings, Taka, and most of the Akatsuki were now children again. And that meant until they could get some answers out of the "attacker," the Academy now had to act as a Ninja Day Care! Crackfic

Petunia had always hated gardening, despite her love for flowers. And so Harry Potter, from a very young age, was sent out to the gardens to work. But when his hands brush against a stinging nettle, everything changes. Now a Harry with a bit of a different goal in mind is sent to Hogwarts, armed with a bit more knowledge. (Adopted from FrostedDusk.)

Harry gets tired of the magical world after he killed Voldemort. Mobbed when he goes out by the people in the Alley and Hogsmead. Molly constantly yelling at him to marry Ginny and her trying to run his life. The ministry telling him he is A going back to Hogwarts for his seventh year or B joining the Aurors to help hunt down the rest of the death eaters. So he forms a plan.

Harry has been behaving strangely lately. The Order is suspicious, and decides to follow him one night when he sneaks out. They're soon going to wish they hadn't. Slash fic!

Nabiki is often considered no more than a background character, a money grubbing mercenary with no appreciable martial arts ability to compete with her younger sister or keep up with Ranma and the martial artists of Nerima, but what if, through a slight wrinkle in fate, it was *Nabiki* who became engaged to Ranma? What if instead of being shocked by his transformation, she saw a ch

Naruto is banished from the village in a way worse than imagined. Temari finds him in the middle of nowhere, on the verge of killing himself and helps him out of his despair. Will Konoha ever regret ever letting him go? Chakra chains, Hiraishin and Space-time ninjutsu as well as seal master Naruto. Naruto x Temari. Konoha slight bashing.

Betrayed by the people around him in a way not even he thought was possible, Naruto left. After realising he is being chased Naruto tries to escape using a Jutsu only for a single wrong hand seal to send both him and those chasing him to another dimension. Now three years later he is living the life he always wanted but was never alowed, but how long can it last. Rated M for safty.

This Lone Traveler arc is based off of the Babylon episodes which showed what the universe would be if Valen never went back. So, what it the Traveler ended up in this almost doomed timeline. What could he do? This has Harry Potter (the Traveler), Stargate, Buffy elements. Some things came from my earlier stories.

AU. The Sorting Hat doesn't just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry's head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren't helping much. COMPLETE, sequel to come.

YAHF: The Other Side of the Coin. Xander Harris finds himself inside Lex Luthor's body in the DC Universe. He's sure his friends will eventually rescue him, so he decides to toss a few monkey wrenches into the workings of the universe while he's there. Everyone has to have a hobby after all.

The third year has begun and over the horizon, a storm builds ready to strike the Last Mage of Krypton. (Sequel up - A Challenge Unexpected)

Third Year. Harry Potter runs away. He is intercepted almost immediately by Cornelius Fudge. What if a little quirk of magic ability had prevented that meeting? What if Harry spent the summer before third year thinking he was a criminal on the run?

Thanks to a bit of Grand Theft Automobile, Dumbledore's meddling, and some wards that were working a little too well, Little Whinging has a new Police Constable who is all of ten years old.

Why the Uchiha don't let their kids keep pets anymore.

Naruto AU - Sasuke was left isolated following the death of his clan. Cue impromptu distraction by means of another orphan who has been left behind and maybe, just maybe, Sasuke would learn to walk down a different path. And what's with the guy wearing the dog mask on that roof? One-shot.

Electrical devices and powerful magic don't really mix too well. Albus Dumbledore should have known better that night in November 1981 when he visited Privet Drive... One-shot. Alternate Universe. (Minor typing errors corrected 9th March, 2014)

Experimental one-shot. Alternate Universe. Filius Flitwick is asked to deliver the Hogwarts letter of Harry Potter who doesn't appear to be in the orphanage where Albus Dumbledore left him back in November 1991, but at an unplottable location somewhere in the Mediterranean. Characters and events which diverge from canon. Minor corrections March 2013.

"However, for those who master medical ninjutsu, these people are praised in the shinobi ranks for saving lives." No one could've known that those words that Iruka spoke during a lesson in the academy could have changed Naruto's life forever. Watch out everyone, Naruto is back more badass than every! Smart!Naruto, Medic!Naruto, Strong!Naruto (not god-like). Naruto X Shikamaru

Harry learns of betrayal and shenanigans in dealing with most of the Order. WHat does he do? ONESHOT

Sometimes its the most improbable people that are the most incredible heroes. A Dobby and elfling!Harry adventure.

Once upon a time, there lived a boy who wished himself away.

The Sorting Hat put Harry in Slytherin. Nobody is happy about this. Especially not Harry.

A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.

Returning from SGC, Daniel meets his new neighbor. DISLAIMER: I own nothing that you recognize HP and SG1 belong to their license holders. No profit being made. Content rating is to protect my hiney. Warning: A few mentions of straight people, but not a big part of the story.

With the life Harry Potter had in the magical world, he decided it was time to think of himself. As he leaves Private drive for the last time he plans to leaves the magical world behind.