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Founder: Parzival094 - Stories: 2,551 - Followers: 2 - id: 121800
I have read every story within this community and while the stories have varied greatly in quality I enjoyed reading each one. To see a complete list of fandoms within view my profile page. Here are some of the bigger ones: Harry Potter, Naruto, Halo, Star Wars, Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, Percy Jackson, RWBY, Pokemon, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Worm, KHR, LotR, SG-1, Resident Evil, Marvel, DC, Aliens vs Predators and Elder Scrolls. |
Chaos Theory by Exodia-Girl reviews
Sandy's mundane existence is turned up side down by one freak lightning storm that opens a rip in the fabric of space-time, sending her into a darker time and a fateful meeting with an assassin and danger untold. Serial Project, better note inside
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,112 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009
Not Your Hobbit by amidtheflowers reviews
Or when a company of 13 dwarves didn't realize Bilbo Baggins was a woman, and weren't particularly arsed about it when they did (except perhaps one).
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 546 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Our Burglar by Rosa Cotton reviews
Bilbo's enthusiasm for Rivendell, particularly the elves, does not sit well with the dwarves. So one by one they broach the subject with Lord Elrond. Threatening? Ha! Who said anything about making threats? Movieverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Complete
I'm going on an Adventure! Again by Nithul reviews
'Now, he had a month to prepare for 13 dwarves and an extremely meddlesome wizard. Blessings of the One go with him indeed. He was going to need it.' Bilbo Baggins wakes in Bag End with a second chance to live his life, and he plans to do it right this time. And maybe woo a stubborn dwarf king while he's at it. Bagginshield, Time Travel, Fix-it fic.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,994 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 1,637 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
The Mithril Origin Story by DuCali reviews
The greatest hobbit secret was actually the mathoms. Those curious bits of shiny that passed from hobbit hands without value or sense. Hobbit Culture , AU , Portrayal of 'Durin the Deathless' that is less than complimentary and not in standing with Canon. some Neo-Khuzdhul (with translations). Sorta Dark? Rated for vague fantasy type genocide (and Filicide)[no blood].
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/20/2015 - Bilbo B. - Complete
King Bilbo! by AKA Gecko reviews
Turns out the Dwarves of the company don't know as much about Bilbo as they first assumed!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/3/2016 - Bilbo B. - Complete
The Cabbage Patch Dwobbit Story by DuCali reviews
In which Hobbits are grown in the ground rather than in bellies, Seed is not a euphemism, and Bilbo is horrified when he finds out where everyone else's babies come from. Rated for dub-con baby-growing (and cursing). Bilbo/Thorin. Durin Fix-it, Dwobbits.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/12/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fíli, Dwalin - Complete
The Contest by WizardsGirl reviews
Dwalin inadvertently challenges Bilbo... This is Crack written at 3 AM, I was seriously bored and couldn't concentrate on anything else. Enjoy! T only for mild language and consumption of alcohol.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 95 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Bilbo B., Dwalin - Complete
Bruised by Princess Shania reviews
Dwarfs don't bruise easily and when they do, they feel it rather than see it (bruises are pretty much invisible to Dwarfs). When bilbo gets dark marks all over his body after saving Thorin, what will the Company think? I own nothing but the plot of this fanfiction. R&R!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Bilbo B., Nori, Dori, Ori - Complete
Concerning Hobbits by JaneMartin906 reviews
Fili and Kili have never met a hobbit before. Naturally they have many questions for Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,532 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Kíli, Fíli
Silent Footsteps by fakeasain56 reviews
We all know Hobbits can be very quiet when they want but what if Hobbits were just naturally quiet. Even without trying they can go unnoticed. So, 5 times Bilbo accidentally scared the crap out of someone in The Company.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Bilbo B., Gandalf - Complete
A Real Burglar by thetravelinglemon reviews
'A Grocer indeed' Thought Bilbo, as he sunk into sleep. 'They will know their mistake.'
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Moonlight Eyes by stolen with the night reviews
Hobbits believe that in order to gain, something of equal value must be lost. Bilbo Baggins is born blind but his gift allows him to see through the vibrations of the ground he walks on. Not that anyone outside of the Shire knew of the gifted ones, which made it all the more confusing at to why Gandalf would want a blind hobbit for a burglar.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 544 - Published: 6/14/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Concerning Hobbits and Wolves by ShivaVixen reviews
While recovering in Rivendell, Kili realizes that Bilbo was far more scared of the mere possiblity of wolves than orcs, and decides to ask a simple question. Why did Bilbo fear wolves? The answer somewhat surprises the dwarves. Alternatively: A discussion of the Fell Winter & Warrior Hobbits, as well as why and how Thorin Oakenshield decides to give their Burglar a chance.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 117 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli, Thorin - Complete
Matters of Vital Importance by OnyxBird reviews
Kili is delirious and determined to carry out some very important tasks. Bilbo proves his talent in handling a delusional dwarf.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Kíli, Bilbo B. - Complete
Keep The Hobbit Away From Dwarf Beer by yaoigirl22 reviews
"...Should I poke him?"
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 100 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Being the Exerpts of A Hobbits Tale by Kyprish Prophetess reviews
Traveling with a band of people a different race than yourself is bound to cause some confusion. These are a series of short stories pertaining to potential cultural clashes between dwarrows and a hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 30,428 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 6/27/2017 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur, Balin, Bifur - Complete
Master of Wood, Water and Hill by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 93,312 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 2,219 - Updated: 1/2/2018 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kíli, Fíli
Bilbo Baggins: Frying Pan Wielder by WeStandHereUnited reviews
Bilbo Baggins was about as frightening as a baby rabbit, that was to say: not at all. Or at least, that is what Thorin Oakenshield had thought up until that fateful night. The dwarf had worried before over how the hobbit would fare when they reached the mountain...now? That dragon was toast. Turns out hobbits can be very dangerous creatures when given a frying pan to swing around
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,844 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Glóin, Legolas
If a Man's Best Friend is a Dog, What's a Hobbit's? by Rikkamaru reviews
Twenty year old Bilbo finds a rather interesting dog-that's-not-a-dog pup, and takes care of it. Thirty years later, a bunch of dwarves barge into his house and later attempt to kill his dog. Bilbo is not impressed.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 250 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Bilbo B., Radagast - Complete
Uncle Bilbo Isn't Going On Your Adventure by Erisah Mae reviews
Gandalf made the assumption that he was going to be able to bully Bilbo into going on the Quest for Erebor. You know what they say about people who assume...
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,263 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 981 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Frodo B., Dwalin - Complete
Where Does He Put It All? by Rikkamaru reviews
This is the first actual meal Bilbo has had this entire journey, so when Beorn told him to eat as much as he pleased, he did exactly that. And ends up out-eating Bombur. Done for a prompt on the Hobbit kink-meme. No pairings.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 185 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Bombur - Complete
Wolfboy or Sparkly? by Herz von Silber reviews
This is my little take on Twilight. To all people in love with Edward, turn back now. All you'll do is waste an angry review. I'll simply laugh at them. Set when Will was still an apprentice.
Crossover - Twilight & Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Edward, Halt - Complete
The Master of Death by rgm0005 reviews
In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,139 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 2,769 - Follows: 3,128 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden