What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.

During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.

Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.

After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way

After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.

Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.

Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.

This infatuation of his was getting far too dangerous... IY/Hetalia inter-connected drabbles/one-shots

Goa'ulds, the parasite race, decided to wipe ninjas out. They succeeded. Two of the survivors, Kakashi and Naruto, were thrown into a prison in a moon called Netu, where they find themselves facing a Stargate-unit from Earth.

Ron and Slytherin have a conversation. Why Voldemort is a madman, why Death Eaters act like animals, why Hermione would make a scary dark witch, why Harry makes a good one, and why curiosity is a bad thing when Harry's your best friend. SFFPverse oneshot.

His hands are shamefully tight on her waist and she seems desperate to press her inexperienced hips as roughly against his as she can, which Zuko doesn't think is a very good idea because he's already feeling incredibly guilty. Zutara, STRONG T

Drabble. Female!Naruto. Uzumaki Natsuko has finally had enough. If they want Kyuubi so much - they can have him.

You could bend him, you could squeeze him, you could beat him, and in the end, someone would break. But no one ever said that it would be him. It was his ultimate prank. No Pairing.

When Harry first encounters the dementors on the Hogwarts Express, he can not be fixed with a bar of Professor Lupin's chocolate. Rather than hearing only his dying mother's last words, he also hears the voice of his past, the voice of Aizen Sosuke.

The odds are against them from the beginning. They don't try to fight them. Numb3rs/Stargate: SG-1 crossover; Sam/Charlie.

After TS by BS Blair gets sentinels and guides nationally recognized. A new sentinel and guide pair will eventually come to work for Don Epps at the LA field office of the FBI.

Another person that the Stargate folks didn't recruit.

SGA/Numb3rs crossover. Colonel Sheppard is related to the Eppes. McKay is overjoyed- in his own way. A collection of connected oneshots from both the present and the past. A slightly meandering path of hair, math, and family.

Stargate Numb3rs cross. Faced with some near impossible math, McKay thinks of an old childhood friend for help. More numb3rs than stargate. Have fun.

Sheppard and McKay attend a math lecture by one Dr. Charles Eppes.

Anyone who was anyone in the supernatural community could have dropped Lorne's name and pointed these kids in Buffy's direction, light or dark.

Jack O'Neill wasn't Loki's only unsanctioned experimental subject- just the only one under Thor's protection. On an unnamed extraterrestrial base, a former Sunnydale resident waits.

Moya's got company. *pre-PKW and Season Ten-ish for SG-1.

John Crichton has wormholes in his head. On Bajor, this makes him an oracle whether he wants it or not.

Farscape The Matrix crossover: John Crichton returns to Earth after being gone for centuries but Earth isn't as he remembered it. Dead as of 22/03/2015