Harry pulls a prank on most of the male population of Hogwarts.

Right before Sirius flies away in PoA, he convinces Harry to join him. Watch as they go to find the Lost City of Z and build a magical utopia. Will Sirius be the father figure Harry needs? And where did the centaurs come from? Slight bashing of some characters.

The nightmares are growing with each case and Reid doesn't know what to do. His life takes an unexpected turn when the team is called to the hometown of a senator running for president.

This is the sequel to "Harry Potter and the Ultimate Force." Harry is now off to his second year at Hogwarts, where a new danger awaits. But he has his friends and family to help him, plus a new group of allies - the Circle of Light.

The death of their friend has left scars on everyone. While Harry's friends pull together as a group, the young man responsible for bringing them together has descended into darkness and begins following a path that he had thought he'd left behind. Sequel to Harry Potter and the Heir of Slytherin.

One year ends and another begins. During this year, Harry Potter studies under Nicolas Flamel, is forced to deal with a Vampire Princess, and learns there is yet another danger lurking within the walls of Hogwarts, one that's been around since the time of the Founders. What's a poor student with perfect memory to do? Sequel to Gift of Memories. Warning: Character Death!

Eidetic Memory, the ability to remember everything you have ever done, seen, smelled, tasted, and touched. To some it is a gift, to others a curse. For Harry Potter, it's both.

ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?

ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..

When Reid was in college as a young teen, he formed a connection with a young professor. Often misunderstood within their own worlds, the two rely on their friendship to help each other through events in their lives - good, bad, and well, sometimes just confusing. Friendship fic, non-slash.

Harry wanted to be normal. He couldn't be normal in the wizarding world, his relatives made it clear that he wouldn't fit in the muggle world. Can he fit in the shinobi world with the help of his guardian? Or will he always stand out? Complete!

Harry has broken away from his chains after the Dursleys go too far. A simple desire to make a withdrawal from Gringotts leads to something much larger and exposes more than he ever knew about himself. A rushed, impulsive trip to America changes his entire life as he might have just found himself a true family to call his own.

Hiding from Dudley, Harry is relieve but hungry unable to eat his lunch. Hungry and feeling alone, he wishes for a friend. To his surprise a small raven boy with green eyes appears with a mischievous smile.

After losing his Godfather and dubious about what fate has planned for him, Harry takes his destiny into his own hands, after talking with an old General on vacation. There is also likely to be some inaccuracies, spelling and typo issues, i know nothing about the military. Warning: A few mentions of straight people, but don't worry they arn't a big part of the story.

The Fourth Shinobi World War is brought to a sharp, abrupt end when Minato thinks quickly on his feet. Though admittedly it wouldn't have been possible if his male students hadn't had a certain fear of a fiery redheaded mistress... Kushina Revival. Crackfic. Originally a two-shot - everything after the first two chapters is bonus material and can be disregarded if you wish.

Harry finds a special jewel before the First Task. Between vanishing during the first task, and finding objects, what powers does the jewel possess? Possible Kurama/Harry in later chapters.

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

With Harry Potter's hearing for Underage Use of Magic looming, and Sirius Black hunted for a crime he didn't commit and was never tried for, Harry reaches out to Her Majesty the Queen for help, with unexpected results. No ships. AU starting Ch 6-9 OotP, No HBP, No DH, No Horcruxes. COMPLETE

Spencer Reid is scrawny, awkward, and, most importantly, he's not a wolf. Hotch thinks it's a bad idea to bring him into their team, but Gideon is the kind of determined that means he usually gets his way. Hotch has never been quite so glad to be proven wrong. [Nominated for the 2015 Profiler's Choice Awards - Best One-shot]

A boy finds a box of stories one day and discovers similarities between himself and what he reads. Suddenly, a boy told that nothing was possible for him, he now had impossibles very much at his fingertips. It takes him on a epic fantastical journey as he grows into something more. Warning: A few mentions of straight people, but don't worry they aren't a big part of the story.

Loki/HP Having mastered the ability to travel between worlds without the use of the Bifrost, Loki stumbles upon Harry Potter and decides to keep him, for all kings need a consort. Unfortunately, Thor has the same idea, when Loki brings Harry home.

When Leroy fails to make their reserved lunch date, Harry decides to visit him at his office, but fails to consider his ability to attract trouble wherever he goes. This time trouble takes the form of an undesired proposition. LG/HP. Fluff! Oneshot. Warnings: Light Slash, Age gap relationship.

Harry Potter is a good guy, really, but there are some lines that should never be crossed, and Nick Fury has just crossed them.

What if the blood wards around the Dursleys house had reacted differently and sent Harry elsewhere for protection? When Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire it is no wonder that everyone is surprised. After all, how can a dead man participate in the TriWizard Tournament? Dark!Rogue!Slytherin!Pirate!Harry SLASH WARNING!

Lily Potter loved her child. If the only way to protect him is to sacrifice her life in an ancient ritual to request aid from higher forces, then so be it. Even if the said force is a vindictive demon. Undergoing revision!