Something else happened in the fight in the Chuunin Exams of Uzumaki Naruto vs. Hyuuga Neji. Naruto does his famous Original jutsu and if Neji's not straight then...you don't mean...WHAT! -crack fic-

When Lee and Gai sensei convince Naruto to wear one of their green, skin-tight monstrosities, Sakura has one mission: To stop Naruto from wearing it! Sakura and the other girls make a bet to see who can get Naruto to take off the the suit first.

Part 2 of the Uncle Bobby series. Lily's brother follows her will and takes Harry away. This is part of his life before his Hogwarts letter comes. Future m/m, not until after he's gone to Hogwarts and when he's home from there. This is his childhood up until age 11. Sequel to Letters to Bobby. Rating is purely for language, and possibly blood and gore, no sex.

Can some angry words change everything?

A prophecy is found. Two worlds, ignorant of each other, begin to overlap. A country, a world, is in crisis. Perhaps the Wizarding world shouldn't have underestimated Muggles. BSTV, ATS and HP Xover. AU for Deathly Hallows.

Harry Potter had always wished to be normal but no matter how hard he tried, it was simply not to be. Now that puberty is knocking on his door, the Wizarding World is about to find out just how different their savior really is. SLASH, INTERSEX, and more...

During an attack on his seventh birthday, Naruto meets Kurama. The seven year old, after learning that the fox was sealed into two Uzumaki other than him, promptly decides the Kyūbi is the best heirloom a boy could ask for.

Harry is home for his last summer at Private Dr. But things at the Dursleys start getting a bit odd from the moment a new neighbour shows up. . . who happens to be an old friend of Petunia's. Xover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer. COMPLETED!

Sarah and Jareth kept wishing for a child, Dudley just wished his cousin away. What could go wrong in that? HPLabyrint xover, AU

Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.

After bingeing on fanfiction Xander decided to go as Naruto for Halloween instead of a soldier. After being turning back into his self he has the strangest urge to create his own village...and for ramen. yaoi/het Pairings not decided

If you give a mouse a cookie it'll probably want another one. If you give a Jinchuruuki a harrowing life changing experience and shadow clones he'll want a...lab? Smart Naruto

A lonely 12 year old boy, who has no friends, no family, no one who actually cares for him, learns a technique that allows him to make copies of himself. What happens when he discovers they can have different personalities? M for a particularly potty-mouthed clone.

Sequel to Fate's Gamble. Harry has finished with his original world (aside from a few visits) and now it's time to follow through on his promise to Fate to set right another world that her meddling didn't have quite the same effect as in his own. Summoned to fight Voldemort once more, Harry decides to have some fun while he's there. This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.

All of the teenagers are interested in what Sirius has planned that will change Harry's life in the future. What they don't know is how it will change their lives. Sequel to The Right Parent, various point of views, dumbledore/molly/snape bashing. Plenty of swearing, mentions of abuse.

When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione

Harry was sick of it all. So when he catches Draco in Snape's private stores, he decides that he isn't going to stand back and let Draco lie about it. During the fight, a rare and unusual herb is hit, and Harry gets splashed with the concoction...and wakes up in his parent's fourth year! Determined not to be used again, he befriends a younger Snape and changes his name.

Saved from freezing to death at the age of five, Naruto is dumped on to the lap of a new father, Kiritsugu Emiya the Magus Killer. The Einzbern family takes him in to be Illya's dagger in the next Grail War. Too bad his teacher Zelretch has other plans for him. Now he has to survive the Fifth Grail War, returning to his home and find a suitable wife before Acht strangles him!

Ranma dies in battle against Saffron. Given another chance at life by Urd, Ranma intent to take full advantaged of it. Peaceful days ahead for our pig tailed hero right? Right? Ranma/SM/Oh my goddess/Flames of Recca/Bastard cross over. Not as crazy as it sounds . M for language.

An infant Harry is adopted into the Hellsing Organization after Alucard went for an enthusiastic walk one fateful Halloween Night. Ten years later and now a Butler and Vampire Hunter for Hellsing, the matter of Harry's birthright still remains... A crossover with Hellsing Ultimate Abridged (Trigger Warnings: ALL OF THEM)

It took only one question to change Harry's world. "Aunt Petunia, would you and Uncle Vernon prefer that I was dead?" The simple question brings Harry to realize he needs to take care of his own life, if no one else will.

"Stupid Curse. Stupid Rookwood. Stupid Dumbledore. Why the hell this kind of things always happened to me?" After the Battle of Hogwarts, a misspelled curse hit Harry and make him deaged for thirteen years. A chance of normal childhood for him. Yea, right, as if! Normal is so underrated. Harry goes to King's Primary School where he retake his education, and meet a certain someone.

In which the Master of Death finds himself reborn and Jiraiya get's confirmation of what he's always known; he has no idea what to do with a kid. Good thing this one came self-sufficient. (MoD and reborn Harry) DISCONTINUED

What happens when the number one hyperactive ninja discovers coffee? Will the desperate attempts of his friends and hokage to keep him away from coffee prove successful, or will he wreck havoc on Konoha?

Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.