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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
Things to Look Forward To by darkalbino reviews
Naruto is sick and tired of his noisy neighbors upstairs, so he decides he and Sasuke should make some noise of their own. CRACK, SasuNaruSasu, hard yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Crimson Tangerine by enchanted nightingale reviews
Their first encounter changed the course of their lives. What will a second meeting bring? Contains Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,225 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Harry P., Sanguini
Setsu Pwned Shou by shattered teardrops reviews
One Shot - "Don't you know that my kisses, my hugs, my heart, my soul, all my attention and all of me… only belong to my brother?" Setsu directly said without batting an eyelash at Fuwa Shou.
Skip Beat! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Kyoko M., Ren
Undecided by Cap't Mo reviews
Alex gets away from MI6 with the help of a dead enemy. In the U.S Alex loses his partner to the poice and is on the run. What happens when he breaks into Leroy Jethro Gibbs' house? Will they let Alex stay or send hi, back to Mi6?
Crossover - NCIS & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,563 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Alex R./Cub
Leaving for a Family by Princess101855 reviews
Harry has had enough. Finally cracking when his name comes from the Goblet, he runs to the States to an old friend. Will he get the family he always wanted? Or will the Wizarding World demand their saviour back to save them? T for now unless otherwise.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 125,333 - Reviews: 1395 - Favs: 2,836 - Follows: 3,540 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Deathly Hallows, Death Notes, Saviors, and Sleuths by Pink Bismuth reviews
Fate laughs at probabilities. L's a man of probabilities and Harry is fate's fool. Savior meets Sleuth in the pursuit of Kira but is justice all they'll find? Does fate have other plans? Has the probability of finding love in a murder case just gone up?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,226 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Harry P., L
Death's Servant by Ciel Leon reviews
Before he could snap the Death Stick and leave the Resurrection Stone behind, Harry finds himself in a precarious situation- employed as Deaths Servant. It doesn't help when Ryuk drops the Death Note into the Human Realm and Harry is sent to deal with it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,539 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 1,291 - Updated: 5/19/2015 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., L
Harry Potter and the Obstinate Elders by twistyguru reviews
HP/Twilight Xover; Harry has left England and come to Forks, where Jacob imprinted on him. The Elders object to their pairing, and Harry explains a few things to them. M/M SLASH! Don't like, don't read. Also implied Mpreg, ditto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,294 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Harry P., Jacob - Complete
Transparent Fall by abstrusewriter reviews
How can Harry be normal when he has a vampire constantly breathing down his neck spouting things about being his mate and being destined together? Full Summary inside. AU. Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,196 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Harry P., Edward
Sea Of Love by ImmortalRoseOfTheThorns reviews
Harry decides it's time for him to take control of his life without interference from others. But then he realises that there is no control over a powerful love as theirs. SEQUEL TO KIDS IN LOVE. Harry/Kurt
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,984 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Harry P., Kurt H.
Kids In Love by ImmortalRoseOfTheThorns reviews
When decorating his and Finn's room for the second time, Kurt comes across a picture from his youth and remember his first love and the only person to call him sweetheart. Harry/Kurt. fluff overload
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
Haven't Met You Yet by ImmortalRoseOfTheThorns reviews
teaser. Harry Potter didn't know Kurt Hummel. He was new, only ever saw the kid in the halls or in Spanish. he had chosen, he became a footballer no matter how much he hated it so he didn't need to have anything to do with the kid. but then...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 165 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
Harry Effect by Die Camel reviews
After the war Harry plus his charges find themselves in Lima. When a certian Fasionita catches our wizards eye, watch out theres a whole new world coming your way Lima. HPxKH brief Klaine Slash rating may go up i would love a Beta if anyone wants the job!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H.
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
My Mr Ukki by mapplepie reviews
"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 333 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The nominal Hokage by Egregrisiousity reviews
Hiruzen sees an opportunity to get out of the horrendous paper work leaving the young Naruto with the opportunity of a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
The Difference Between Mostly and All by Lucillia reviews
Haku is forced to take extra measures to convince his master's opponents that Zabuza is dead when Team 7 gets a slightly more...pragmatic Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 154 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Haku, Naruto U. - Complete
Basic Needs by Dinkel reviews
Eventually, the constant denial of the essentials, such as sleep, water, food and human contact, got to everyone in Azkaban, even the infamous Fenrir Greyback. However, one full moon and an unexpected visitor might just change everything... HPFG, SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,098 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 2,365 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Harry P., Fenrir G. - Complete
A Meeting of Opportunity by Linnay reviews
DRABBLE.SLASH.AU. A meeting of chance has turned into a chance of opportunity and it's up to Kurt to grasp it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
A Meeting of Chance by Linnay reviews
DRABBLE.AU.SLASH. A short drabble about a chance meeting between Kurt and the new exchange student from England.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
Fallback by IrethR reviews
After the war Harry moves to Lima, Ohio to try and live a normal life as just another invisible teenager. You know what they say about best laid plans, though. KH/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 55,017 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H.
Anonymity by AquilusNyx reviews
The war is over and Harry needs to escape. Remus decides the Boy-Who-Lived needs a chance to be a normal kid, and whisks him away to a small town in Ohio. Drama ensues. Harry/Kurt, AU after 5th Book and Duets, rated for language and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 104,776 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
Bumping Uglies by AquilusNyx reviews
Anonymity 'verse one-shot. So Puck has some questions, which gives Harry some questions, which lead to Kurt having some concerns. Set pre-Notoriety.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Harry P., Kurt H.
Sexual Education For the Borderline Asexual by AquilusNyx reviews
Anonymity 'verse one-shot. Mr Schuester has noted a disturbing gap in his glee clubbers' knowledge. As he goes about filling in the gaps in their education, Harry learns that The Talk is even more horrifying than he thought. SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,898 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 128 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Harry P., Kurt H. - Complete
In Which Burt is Wrong by AquilusNyx reviews
And Remus is Crazy Missing scene from Anonymity; what was going through Burt's head when he accidentally outed Harry to Remus? A short Anonymity 'verse One-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Remus L., Burt H. - Complete