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Founder: catfishpeaches - Stories: 5,265 - Followers: 19 - id: 28497
Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
Harry Potter and the Goblin King by Lucillia reviews
The Graveyard scene at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire with a twist. Harry wishes Voldemort away and the consequences thereof. Rated T for swearing. Not related to my other H.P./Labyrinth crossover.
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 194 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Jareth, Harry P. - Complete
Socks by RegenesisX reviews
Of embarrassed cadets and hysterical superior officers. EDITED 6/30/2014
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,866 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Cloud S., Genesis R. - Complete
Etymology by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Kakashi Gaiden, pre-Naruto, TWO-SHOT. A very young Naruto exploits a loophole and makes a flawed assumption. His mother is dismayed. His father thinks its hysterical. Read, review, and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Grand Theft Gato by Ardwynna Morrigu reviews
Spite and sympathy spur Sephiroth to spring a specimen from the lab. In his pants.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
The Chocobo Effect by Nobody Famous reviews
Many stories tell of how Cloud goes back in time and tries to save everyone and change things for the better by fulfilling his dream of becoming SOLDIER. "Cloud? Where are you going? Midgar's the other way. Cloud? CLOUD!" This isn't one of them. CRACK
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,566 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,986 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Garganta by rukia-neesan reviews
Daniel has had some pretty weird First Contact experiences, but this one definitely takes the cake. Slight spoilers for the Hueco Mundo arc.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/21/2011 - D. Jackson - Complete
The Warren by DarkKing666 reviews
My dump-space for unfinished and/or abandoned plot bunnies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 47,004 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 2/13/2011
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 4,473 - Follows: 4,146 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Schooled by WyrdSmith reviews
7th Year Gryffs learn why it is never a good idea to piss off their favorite victim, shy Ravenclaw Hadrian Morgan. The orphan's payback during Professor Slytherin's class is BEAUTIFUL & piques the interest & libido of the Lord Marvolo Slytherin, who courts him with the aid of most of the School. But just how naive is Hadrian Morgan, really? TMR/HP Slash OOC AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 125,012 - Reviews: 3737 - Favs: 9,454 - Follows: 8,750 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Quirks by Ashvarden reviews
Harry Potter has met his match. Rather than Dark Lords or slandering reporters, however, it comes in the form of a small, furry menace. Harry/Marcus slash. Post-Hogwarts oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
Shadowed Pain by theturtlemonster reviews
Harry never wanted the Light to hate him, to curse his very name and regret the day he was born.They turned on him first and he did what he had to do to survive.Harry never wanted to conspire with Slytherins and fall in love in the process, nor did he want to become the most feared necromancer.They made him what he was.Dark Harry.Slash.5th year:Light refuses to believe LV returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,694 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Harry P., Marcus F.
Ripples of Coincidences by LunaStorm reviews
There are times when a coincidence, through creative interpretation, can become a stone plunging into the waters of reality with enough force to produce ripples extending far beyond a single life.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,020 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - J. O'Neill, Harry P. - Complete
Cardcaptor Harry by LunaStorm reviews
There are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Or predicted by the most imprecise branch of magic. Both Albus Dumbledore and Clow Reed should have remembered this...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,997 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 2,102 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Harry P., Tōya K. - Complete
Please Stop Eating The Hell Butterflies by Mistress Nika reviews
A missive to the Gotei 13 from Yamamoto.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 33,308 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 1,746 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/19/2010
Super Transdimensional Battle Wizard Hero Force by Mistress Nika reviews
Harry Potter. Reluctant dimension-traveling hero. "If I ever get back, I'm going to murder them both. Messy and violent."
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,794 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and Morrighan's Gift by Athey reviews
Harry Potter fulfills his destiny and kills Voldemort. And then he gets shot in the back and dies. Destiny decides he got a raw deal and offers him a second chance. Do the job again, but in another world that has no Harry Potter. Discontinued Story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 47,867 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P.
For Dessert by ChocolatexxLove reviews
AU. 6th year. Harry disappeared for a year and upon his return adopts Dudley's magical 9-month-old baby boy. He is ready to dish out some well deserved revenge. Ron/Hermione/Ginny/Dursleys bashing. Regretful Sirius. R&R...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,954 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A Hundred Ways To Love by Libraria reviews
A hundred drabbles of Harry Potter loving in various forms with various different people. Majority is slash, some het and possibly some gen/hinted pairings. Accepting pairing/prompt requests!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,818 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/17/2018 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Harry P., Charlie W.
Sweetest Sin by SeulWolfe reviews
Ginny Weasley's obsession has far reaching circumstances.. as the pending bonding of Harry and Draco is interrupted by an ancient marriage contract... Life for Harry is never easy... Slash, HPSS, HPDM, DMHG, bad Ginny...Xover with Queer As Folk
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,180 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 380 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
When Extended Family is Discovered by Athey reviews
Slow-paced Veela-fic AU HPDM. Summer after 2nd year Harry meets his mothers real father, and it turns out that he's not a muggle at all. Meeting a family he didn't know existed, keeping secrets, and now Draco Malfoy is acting very odd. slash Dumbl!bashing Probably DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 193,258 - Reviews: 1013 - Favs: 2,551 - Follows: 2,642 - Updated: 12/4/2015 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Absolute Loyalty by Rex Tims reviews
Harry, shunned as a Parselmouth, stumbles across a broken Luna locked in a cupboard. Through helping her, he begins something much more than a friendship that develops over the years. Something so much more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Root of Six Six Six by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
The Lower Elements had forgotten, unfortunately, that Time Paradoxes always have some sort of backlash, even if it takes years in the making to come to fruition. Debts will be addressed and paid as the People and Artemis Fowl ready themselves for war.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Harry P., Artemis F.
rage, rage against the dying of the light by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
Achluophobia – fear of the dark. And yet, somehow, Harry Potter has come to love the monsters hidden within its Shadows.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 336 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Harry P., Yami Yūgi