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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
Fighting Back by Miarix reviews
A six year old Harry encounters Lord Voldemort in his hour of despair. The Wizarding World will never be the same. No Slash. Features a Sarcastic Harry, cause I love him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,294 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 2,775 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort
It Begins Like This by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
There's only one thing he's learnt from this: abandonment hurts far worse than any betrayal.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Outbreak by ElementalShadow reviews
Naruto has fought through his own outbreak...now he must save a doomed future from the extinction of the human race. Can he defeat a greater nemesis?
Crossover - Naruto & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,504 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Naruto U., Saya T. - Complete
The Need To Know by Sagebush reviews
He wasn't looking for a way out... but somehow he found it. No slash.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,677 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Return by Ash Veran reviews
AU. Alex can't handle normalacy. So Alex Rider becomes Eric Smith. He returns to Britain. Not an original concept. No slash. T for inevitable swearing.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,759 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Alex R./Cub
ZSyndrome by Araceil reviews
A holiday to Japan soon turns into a nightmare for Harry when the world ends. Language difficulties, racism, unfamiliarity and lack of trust, not to mention THEM. Its fly and live or fall and... become the enemy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,022 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Takashi K.
Paradise Lost by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter's life changes completely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,214 - Reviews: 1835 - Favs: 5,593 - Follows: 6,121 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
A Place in Time by Magic Shade reviews
Naruto is thrown back in time once the world is destroyed. Waking up Two years before he originally graduated the Academy, Naruto sets out to correct his future. Non-Yaoi. No Pairings as of now. AU. A different take on Time Traveling Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 55,281 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,703 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Fast run by Peachless reviews
Alex is on the run. Fast and downhills, he takes a couple old familiars with him. Now how did he get into this mess again?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,956 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 3,099 - Follows: 2,708 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Do You Want To Know? by pingnova reviews
Sometimes it is best not to question your friends and just help them drag the body bag into the river. Tom Harris isn't sure he really want's to know about all of Alex Rider's many sketchy dealings.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Red Riding Hood by pingnova reviews
It all began with sushi and ended with the death of Alex Rider. Now they call the mysterious and infallible assassin "Red Riding Hood."
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Academic by Chaos Dragon reviews
He thinks that Alan Blunt is being very overconfident at the moment. Alex is always up to his tricks, and just because Alex has yet to kill anyone in cold blood doesn't mean that he won't. Warning, Dark!Fic.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,410 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2011 - A. Blunt, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Blood Rising by Qilin reviews
It all began with that burst of adrenaline to save his Godfather from the Veil. It went downhill from there. AU at the end of fifth year. Independent!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,350 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
ANBU Magic by Wish Porter reviews
What if Harry was sent to Konoha after fifth year? What if he befriended a certain blond? Harry meets our favorite blond and decides that he has to get stronger. Look out Hogwarts, Harry's back! Full summary inside. AU, slash, yaoi, ignores HBP and DH. HIATUS, UNDERGOING REWRITE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,648 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 1,007 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Teacher by romanescue reviews
Harry never wanted to be a teacher, especially not for a much too hyperactive neon-orange brat of a boy, but a favor promised is a favor kept. Features a quasi-super-but-reluctant!Harry and a motivated-but-not-super!Naruto. ON HOLD, considering rewrite.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 2,510 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Choices by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. do not own. Harry is faced with Choices at the Crossroads, a place where there is a magic that means he can't lose his temper. It's too confusing to get angry at anyway.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 110 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Road Less Traveled by Ren Mizushima reviews
A new neighbor the summer of Harry's eighth birthday changes his whole world around when he befriends the BoyWhoLived and takes him under his wing. Feature BenderHarry, stong, but not SuperHarry. Will take a while to get to Elemental Countries.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Harry UzumakiPotter by Firedamaged reviews
HP/N crossover, starts very dark, hence H/C genre, takes off after chapter 2. Funny, eccentric at times and kind of weird at others, basically crack whilst sticking mostly to canon personalities. A/N: I own neither Naruto nor Harry Potter A/N2: REVIEW!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,615 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Power of Knowledge by Lepanto reviews
AU, Harry and Naruto are by chance put together as Pen Pals, becoming the first friends either ever had. What impact will this have on the respective worlds. No slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,956 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 1,077 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Destiny by Mirela11 reviews
Living in the Shinobi World for 5 years now, Harry Potter managed one day to be robbed by one young Naruto Uzumaki. The child reminds Harry of himself and having what we like to call a "saving people thing" he could not help but try to protect the boy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
That Darned Brat! v30 by Miss Woodford reviews
Newly corrected and final version. Maes Hughes narrates the story of Shou Tucker trying to get intimate with Edward Elric, who doesn't react the way he expected. I predict a riot. Rated for extreme profanity. Please R & R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,545 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Maes H., Edward E. - Complete
All That's Said All That's Not by Smoochynose reviews
Alex Rider never could ignore a crying child. First in All That's Said Verse
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Let No One Think I Gave In by Karai III reviews
A traumatic experience leaves Alex with an unhealthy attachment to a certain soldier who's quite frankly in over his head. Plot and chap 1&2 adopted from ovolamp.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,799 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Whirlwind by randomfluff reviews
A chance encounter with a mysterious girl makes Wolf's December just that bit more special. Now he'll just have to find out exactly who she was and why she knew him. Surely he won't regret it later, surely? Silly and a bit slashy. No OCs. Twoshot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete