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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
Making Uzumaki (Original Version) by PsyckoSama reviews
The original version of Making Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,949 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
What is Home? by Fritter reviews
Naruto decides not to use the demon's chakra to summon Gamabunta. What happens now?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,144 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U.
A Sale on Ramen by shadowtiger23 reviews
When Naruto learns of his heritage the night of the scroll, he decides to forge a new path. A path that will let the world know the name Naruto Uzumaki. With a new team, new sensei, and a created jutsu, the blonde shinobi will have all the support he needs.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 95,592 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 1,736 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Naruto U., Ayame
Naruto: Tenshikage by Sarakiel reviews
Naruto is banished to the Unknown Lands to the West of Konoha. There he forges a new path for himself, a path that will make him new friends, more enemies, and a new destiny. No Time Skips, AU, Post-Sasuke Retrieval Arc
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 254,533 - Reviews: 1823 - Favs: 4,446 - Follows: 3,990 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 11/18/2008
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2363 - Favs: 8,758 - Follows: 3,951 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Lonely Among Us by ZannaBQ reviews
“We are here because you have to make a decision,” the Vortex answered. “A decision?” Ianto asked. “About what?”
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,477 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Mayhem by PunkiePenguin reviews
Jack disappears to America with no explanation at all, Alex has a domestic accient and is forced to live with David McMillian, a member of K-Unit, and his family on the other side of London. Alex's struggles to get used to this new lifestyle.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,408 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Snake
Anger Strikes Back by HollyBlue2 reviews
Alex annoys Wolf at breakfast in the Mess Hall. Wolf has a short temper and a knife on the table...
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Hold Your Arms Steady by Writer With Sprite reviews
K-Unit thought they'd rescued Alex from Scorpia's grasp. They were wrong. Yassen is back for revenge – on Alex and K-Unit. Can K-Unit survive long enough to get custody of Alex again and allow him to live normally, or will Scorpia keep Alex forever? FIN
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,954 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2633 - Favs: 4,316 - Follows: 4,104 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Death of a Shinobi, Rise of a legend by Danasca reviews
Naruto is tired of his village and leaves. Now, 2 years later, he returns but this time he is different. Watch as he becomes a legend in a way no one expected of the loud blonde. UP FOR ADOPTION
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,254 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Drunken Shinobi by Danasca reviews
Naruto after the VoTE, succeeded in returning Sasuke, but for some reason he left. Now, 3 years later he's an S-rank missing-nin and a master of Suijutsu. Question is why did he leave? And how is he a master of drunken combat? No pairings yet.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,861 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Naruto U.
Anger Management by NeoRyu777 reviews
Harry was a very angry, angsty teenager in OotP. What if he had channeled it into the trial at the Ministry? Rated M for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,891 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Harry P.
Never Train Tom Harris in the SAS by Fearlee reviews
Blunt wants Tom to become a spy, so he sends him and Alex to Brecon Beacons to train. The only fact that he overlooked was that Tom doesn't want to be a spy. Mayhem is about to commence...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,919 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
Never Go Camping with the SAS by Fearlee reviews
K-unit goes camping, but Cub has to go with because MI6 thinks he needs to be protection. Little does everyone know what all can go wrong in a simple camping trip.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Last by constant3 reviews
"I could feel myself slipping over the edge and into the abyss of carelessness..." Jack was gone. With nothing left to lose, Alex is sent to the SAS training grounds. There's only one problem: he isn't the same kid he was before.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,462 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Reading the Lion,the Witch,and the Wardrobe by Katarina99 reviews
Helen Pevensie is looking forward to a night of relaxing now that her children are home when a flash of light and a loud noise reveal a book.What will the children do now that their parents now about their adventures in Narnia?Will include Mr.Pevensie
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/20/2011
If I Should Die Before I Wake by Katarina99 reviews
Alex Rider is a high level MI6 agent with no future and very little present to speak of. Ian Johnson is a well respected soldier in the SAS who's past is about to catch up to him. How far will Ian go to bury Alex and his MI6 past forever?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,567 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Danse De Mort by GeekLikeMe reviews
Blunt had said this wasn't going to be dangerous. And honestly, Alex wasn't too surprised to find out that that wasn't the case. One moment his life is -once again- in danger, and suddenly he's in a warm, welcoming bed, safe and sound. Features K-Unit.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,736 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Alex Rider's Twists and Turns by High Gaurdian reviews
Alex and Jack are with K-unit but it doesn't take long for trouble to find Alex. After all, he is a Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/11/2016 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Son of Perdition by NightEpiphany reviews
Harry James Potter: Boy-Who-Lived, Chosen One, Destroyer-of-Voldemort, Man Who Cast Lucifer Back Into Perdition. Set after the end of Season four, Lucifer Rising, and after Deathly Hallows. ADOPTED BY ATHAETH. SEE INSIDE FOR NOTE AND MESSAGE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,466 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Harry P., Dean W.
The Stolen by Bronze Star reviews
Lily Potter was normally a very moral woman but in the early hours of the 31st of July 1983 things change. Femharry/ cas
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Harry P., Castiel
Life's Funny That Way, Isn't It? by SkellingtonGirl97 reviews
Harry is forced to move to America after the fall of the Dark Lord, but not because they believe he is becoming one. Oh, no. The Ministry believes the children he has taken in are dangerous and need to be disposed of. What are they to do?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 201 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Sam W.
I can't believe you two! by Winchester-Colt reviews
Oneshot. Harry finally gets to the bottom of what has been going on between the Winchester brothers. Now fed up, an epic Harry blow-up ensues and both Winchesters end up losing. K for mild language/Harry ownage.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
What the Hell, Harry! by Smoochy reviews
SPN/HP crossover. One night, Dean and Sam stumble over a mini-werewolf and then two strange guys with some wooden sticks in their hands. Chaos ensues, along with fun, friendship and maybe even something more. Dean/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,011 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 12/2/2014 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Harry P., Dean W.