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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
Revenge in Physical Form by QueenofBookworms reviews
It's PE class. The entire Unit is there. And, no... Just no... No way will K-Unit sit through sex ed. They'd rather train the unfit morons. Fifth and last in Revenge series. Rating for mentions of sex ed.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Revenge in Prose Form by QueenofBookworms reviews
It's the English class Wolf's been dreading. Fourth in Revenge series. Rating for a bit of Wolf's not so elegant English.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Revenge in Lingual Form by QueenofBookworms reviews
Snake might've studied Latin before, but he doesn't know a thing about love poets or idiot-pompous-stick-up-his-arse boy spies. Third in Revenges series, sequel to Chemical Form.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
Revenge in Chemical Form by QueenofBookworms reviews
After the Drama lesson from Brecon Beacons aka Hell, Fox finds himself in Alex's Chemistry lesson. Second in Revenges series.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Complete
Past Enemies by alexsonnn reviews
Alex couldn't believe his own luck sometimes. Especially now, kidnapped by two American brothers that say that a 'demon' is after him. But what connection does Alex have to the Winchesters?
Crossover - Alex Rider & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,156 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Sam W., Dean W., Castiel
Motion Sickness by Crowlows19 reviews
So maybe having a stakeout at an amusement park wasn’t the best idea. Eagle never did like the spinning rides. Prompt shot for The Firm’s October Challenge.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle - Complete
Revenge in Dramatic Form by QueenofBookworms reviews
K Unit is at Alex's school to protect him. Alex doesn't want them there. His revenge is...Unusual. One Shot. First in Revenges series.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
The Hitchhiker's Guide to MacGyver by Curuchamion reviews
As written by Jack O'Neill. Humor ficlet, slight SG-1 crossover. Does not require knowledge of Stargate or Hitchhiker's Guide universes, though it's probably funnier if you get all the references. Can be read as either Mac-is-Jack or Mac-is-not-Jack.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & MacGyver - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/5/2008 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Harry Potter: Space Wizard by Taure reviews
These are the voyages of the Wizard Ship Rotfang. Its continuing mission: to blunder aimlessly through the galaxy, leaving chaos in its wake. Its captain: Harry Potter. HP/SG1. One shot.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 232 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Not Funny by peppymint reviews
Eagle plays a practical joke. Cub is not amused.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Blood Bonding by Jake Caldefore reviews
Previously called "To Fly on the Winds of Change." MI6's SAS K-Unit was sent to investigate a strange call from a lab, and they find something shocking in the dreaded Room 160. On the floor, Alex lay. The most surprising thing, though, were his wings.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,258 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008
Due Diligence by Simply Shelby reviews
Where the ordinarily prudent and reasonable go off the deep end. K-Unit kidnaps Alex and sets MI6 straight. Chaos abounds. A side-story to my For Neither Queen, nor Country series. Written with tongue firmly in cheek.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 12/5/2008
Giftwrapped by Lucillia reviews
Sam and Dean have a somewhat peculiar method of dealing with some of the more...mundane problems. The members of the BAU aren't complaining.
Crossover - Supernatural & Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 182 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Friends & Lovers by alexsonnn reviews
Tom knew just how to get under Alex's skin. Funny one-shot about Alex and Tom talking about Yassen Gregorovich's and John Rider's...close relationship. Let me know if the rating needs to be changed. Enjoy!:D
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
A Helping Hand by alexsonnn reviews
Alex Rider/NCIS crossover. After Alex gets threatened by SCORPIA he's sent to DC where the NCIS team is assigned to look after him.Who knows how or even if Alex and the team can handle each other? There will be NO spoilers for NCIS and if there are I will post a notice.
Crossover - NCIS & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,624 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Alex R./Cub
At Peace by aussie-chick-13 reviews
A sad smile appeared on his face. He looked back up to the four men staring at him. The man turned around briefly to place the golden pin in front of the photo on the desk. Taking a deep breath he composed himself. “I’m sorry,”. Oneshot. Character death
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Cold by aussie-chick-13 reviews
After a particularly stressful training session, A sixteen year old Cub is left freezing and in soaked clothes in the team's hut. The men don't notice he's in trouble. When they do, will it be too late? Chapters 2 and 3 have been removed to be rewritten. Oneshot until further notice.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Stuck in the Snow by Sarruby reviews
Alex and K-Unit are stuck in a snowbank. Thankfully, Alex knows a few tricks to get them out. One-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Of Great Heights by Sarruby reviews
During SAS training, Alex did yet another exercise. Well, almost.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
Missing in Action by Thane of Fife reviews
Alex went on a mission. He didn't come back. Now it's up to K-Unit to rescue him and bring him home. Only trouble is they have to find him first and once they do, will he want to be rescued?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 5/24/2009
License to Die by WeAreTomorrow reviews
RE-POSTED. Life just can't give Alex a break. Neither can Scorpia. When they capture him, it's up to his old unit to get him back... no matter the costs. Previously: Home Sweet SAS
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Alex R./Cub, A. Blunt - Complete
Acting, not 'Re'acting by Bumpkin reviews
This doesn't make sense,' Alex thought… 'This was not how the SAS worked, not as far as he'd understood it…' As he'd understood, the SAS prided themselves on their versatility and teamwork... and so far he just wasn't seeing that.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,623 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Causing Chaos by wolfern reviews
Threeshot. Trilogy? After a mission, Alex visits Brecons Beacons once more. Chaos ensues.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Cross Country by ovolamp reviews
ON HIATUS. Alex has decided to participate in his schools annual cross country for the first time in three years. And, as per usual, trouble follows him, in the form of a psychotic killer, and one very pissed off SAS man. Now a Two-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,020 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle - Complete
Reid Met The President But It Was Shawn's Fault! by sgs09 reviews
For once, Shawn Spencer's voice was serious, "I did a hunt on a military base. But they called the President. He wants you to run a secret government agency of hunters now." Not crack! Unexpected/Informant/Reference 'Verses!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,284 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/12/2010 - S. Reid - Complete