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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
Chocolate Gash Tortoise by Laura of Maychoria reviews
Mysterious pastries begin to appear. Dean is delighted. Sam is not.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Spin Out by PsychoWing reviews
For all the little things that don’t actually happen in Cross Out.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,187 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Cross Out by PsychoWing reviews
Alex has a secret that he’s been raised to keep. What if he finally got tired of hiding it? What would the reactions of the people he knows be? Alex may be going for normalcy, but since when does the world do as Alex asks?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,853 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 3/30/2015 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle
Viva El Chacorro! Long Live The Cub! by PrattlingPrincess reviews
Take a sixty year long conflict in Colombia. Add Alex Rider. Sprinkle in four carefully chosen SAS opperatives. Then pour in a two week trek through the Colombian jungle, and a mission that's sure to fail. Mix violently. Please drink responsibly.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,138 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 6/5/2007
Like Father by Von reviews
Set in Amitai's TTSS universe. Blunt doesn't like Alex's relationship with James. Alex doesn't like Blunt's attitude. Set vaguely after 'After Hours'.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
After Hours by Von reviews
Set in Amitai's TTSS universe. More James/Alex interaction. Set vaguely after 'Between Jobs'.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Between Jobs by Von reviews
Set in Amitai's TTSS universe. Alex visits James between jobs.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Intermission by Von reviews
A slightly AU missing segment of Point Blanc. Wolf and his team are the ones to recover Alex's body from the base of the mountain. OneShot. No ships.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 120 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Detournement de majeur by Isil reviews
Loup était damné... pour l'éternité! Et Louveteau était... irrésistible! Léger slash LoupAlex. Alex a 18 ans dans la fic, donc pas de flames, merci! :
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Complete
An Earthly Child by amitai reviews
Doctor WhoAlex Rider crossover. During a mission that's getting increasingly weird, Alex meets an even weirder stranger. The Doctor, mourning an old companion, meets a strange boy. The Doctor, plus Alex? Good Lord. NOW OFF HIATUS!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,862 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 3/29/2007 - 10th Doctor, Alex R./Cub
A Civil Partnership by amitai reviews
SLASH, eventual Alex/Yassen. MI6 take things a step too far with Alex, then send him to New York for his latest assignment. We all knew Alex's 'teenage rebellion' stage would be impressive. But add in Yassen Gregorovich, and the results are... explosive.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,954 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Spies, Lies and Confusion by amitai reviews
SLASH, Crack!fic, threesome, and a tiny, insy James Bond crossover. Yassen Gregorovich was probably the last person Wolf had been expecting to see in his kitchen. Dedicated to Silver Queen, the poor thing, and M for a crack!ficcy reason.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Complete
Statutory by amitai reviews
SLASH, Alex/Wolf. Translation of Isil's fic, 'Detournement de Majeur'. Alex is irresistible, and poor Wolf is damned. One-shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Complete
Sub Zero by amitai reviews
Alex is partnered with another boy, a 16 year old who thinks his age makes him better than Alex. When the two of them are put in the field, however, how is he going to cope?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,503 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 3/28/2006
A Working Day by amitai reviews
John and Helen Rider escaped Scorpia, and lived. John still works for MI6... but now he has bigger problems to deal with. Like, this Take Your Child to Work Day, for Father and Son, arranged by Alex's school. Chaos, anyone?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 10/25/2006
The Boyfriend by amitai reviews
Desperate to get over his feelings for Merlin, Arthur assigns him to Sir Gawain, new at court, only for Gawain and Merlin get on far too well. Even with Morgana's help, winning Merlin back doesn't turn out to be as easy as Arthur had hoped... SLASH.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
Attempt by amitai reviews
Aged 16, things have gone very badly for Alex Rider. And, the way he sees it, there's only one way to set things right. NOT a death-fic... but it was a close run thing.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,605 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 1/21/2008
In Loco Parentis by amitai reviews
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,398 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006
Crowning Moment by amitai reviews
Written for a prompt - 'Alex meets the Queen'. At the end of an unusual assignment, Alex gets slightly more of a reward than normal.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 84 - Published: 2/1/2009
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 371,324 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 3,290 - Follows: 3,668 - Updated: 8/4 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Striving to Survive by Drayconette reviews
Recovering from his trip to space, Alex and Jack's plans are interrupted by an attack. He is forced, along with other individuals, to attend an SAS camp for protection and 'survival training.' Will the spy survive MI6's latest attempt to ruin his life?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,403 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008
Close Protection, of a Sort by Arithilim reviews
Alex thinks he's done with espionage, but SCORPIA thinks otherwise. They target Alex and drag others in too. Now he's going to train with the SAS for his 'protection' so needless to say things look rough. Oh, and his class is coming too.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,632 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008
Jaded Little Freeloader by Crowlows19 reviews
Alex has decided that Wolf is his temporary guardian whether the soldier likes it or not. Jaded Little Brat sequel. Because you asked so nicely. One-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 67 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Jaded Little Brat by Crowlows19 reviews
Major AU. What would happen if the sarcastic, jaded, rebellious side of Alex was the dominate part? How would that change what happened at Brecon Beacons? One-Shot.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 112 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Spartan Pride by Crowlows19 reviews
A threat sends five SAS units to Brookland School. Can Alex keep his greatest secret, one Blunt doesn't even know about, from being exposed not only to his classmates but to K-Unit? Discontinued and Rewritten.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,958 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete