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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
Caught In The Crossfire by Karai III reviews
K-unit inadvertently cause Alex serious injury while he is on an undercover mission. Because of a twist in events they mistake him for the enemy and in an ensuing battle Alex ends up in the hospital. Check out my profile for a full summary.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,702 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Snake
Teach Me by ikot-ikot reviews
Just because Alex gets to stay in school doesn't mean he gets to be normal. He's got a lot to learn, and so do they. K-Unit is gonna be here. Mostly Ben/Alex bonding. And of course the rest of them. Rated for some themes and language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,485 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
Veracity by Valak reviews
Lies are easy,the truth so difficult. After living a life of lies as a spy turned assassin Alex is faced with his past when he is captured and sent to Brecon Beacons. While there he is forced to find the hardest truth of all, that which is within himself.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,341 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 8/15/2017 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
No Answers by blackraven66 reviews
There was just no answers to the questions that Wolf had.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Wolf, Alex R./Cub - Complete
SOS, SAS by WingsOutSpread reviews
SCORPIA have targeted Alex's school, so MI6 came up with an idea to keep them all safe. Send a load of SAS men to teach and protect them. Blunt has lost it, but how will Alex keep it all together? Rated T for safety. Slight Snake/Fox
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,946 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H.
A Coincidental Relative by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Jack has a brother, who has stumbled into some financial trouble and is coming to live with Alex and Jack. Alex is nervous about meeting the man, but it turns out... he's already met him...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,848 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
Playing With The Big Boys by ovolamp reviews
Alex was little boy lost in this world of hardened, military men. The missing moments of Brecon Beacon's. Set during Stormbreaker.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Alex R./Cub
With One Eye Open by Scorpia710 reviews
It came at night and struck when they were asleep, leaving each man to wonder…who would be next? Response to the The Firms Prompt Challenge for May. Prompt: sleepwalking.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
A Childhood in Need by Xx Kiamii xX reviews
Side Story to Everlasting Changes. 3 months went, and 9 more to go. Can Alex really handle K-Unit's "Tender loving Care"? Collections of One-shots throughout his time with K-Unit! Read EC before indulging in this story.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,329 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Complete
Everlasting Changes by Xx Kiamii xX reviews
When would a teenage spy ever catch a break? Not when a new drug was invented to turn his life upside down and involving K-Unit once again. Will Alex Rider ever have a normal life? Or will it always involve changes for better, or for worse?
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,058 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Complete
Anywhere But Here by Scorpia710 reviews
Alex froze as well. Then, he smelt it. Some part of the helicopter was on fire, and Wolf, Eagle and Fox were still inside, and unconscious. Story for Spy Fest 2009.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,138 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/23/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
The Little Soldier by Xx Kiamii xX reviews
Pr-Stormbreaker and Short story. 4-year-old Alex Rider is lost somewhere in Wales and one unit just so happens to find him. The question is; How do they get him back to where he belongs? No relation to Muddled Tears or any of my stories.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,415 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Go Green by mystiri1 reviews
Drabble. Cloud's friends encourage him to save the planet - again. Crack.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Cloud S. - Complete
Clevermind by awesomehatyougotthere reviews
Alex wanted to stay in school. Obviously, law-defying killers have different ideas. However, good ol' Alex isn't giving in that easily. Will a little.. cheating help?
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,637 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Yassen G., Alex R./Cub
Pro Patria Mori by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex was sick of being used and threatened and blackmailed and so fourteen year old Alex Rider became sixteen year old John Sanders. And now he's joined the SAS. Will he be able to keep his secret? Or will MI6 find him?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,710 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
You're So Dead by alyssajoy64 reviews
Unfortunately for Alex, revenge doesn't always go as planned-especially when K-Unit's involved.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Robots! by Batsutousai reviews
The Twins decide to test their newest creation on the Order. The only problem? They don't have an antidote yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Deal by Takkie reviews
Usagi is late for his deadline once again. "No more sex or touching till you finish your writing" Misaki unexpectedly blurts out. How will Usagi handle this situation?
Junjō Romantica - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien by amimochi123 reviews
After their night of lust Lucius and Harry can't stop thinking of each other. But they're still on different sides of the war. Will they give in to their own desires for more? If so whose side will they choose?And what's with this mark on Harry's arm LMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,062 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Harry Potter and The Power of the Income Taxes by Glass.Paradox reviews
Harry discovers the-Power-the-Dark-Lord-Knows-Not - The Internal Revenue Service. Death may not be inevitable for the Overlord of All Evil, but Federal Income Taxes certainly aren't. One-Shot. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Demenomancy by Adari reviews
Fudge thought it was Christmas come early. Dumbledore thought it was the death of the Magical World. No one was prepared for what the future really brought. Beginning is a bit messy due to murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2377 - Favs: 5,317 - Follows: 2,559 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Seriously, Black by Hamm On Wry reviews
Sirius Black is always portrayed as a hotheaded idiot. I mean, really he always does the same thing, gets framed by Peter and either sent to Azkaban or has to hide out for years. What if he had done the right thing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,195 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Harry Prongs Tatum by Silverfawkes reviews
on hiatus AU They left him on a doorstep and he wandered away.Features Independent Stubborn Harry and pokes fun at the foibles of the magical world.Rating for occasional language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,802 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 4,582 - Follows: 5,100 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P.
Nobody Said it Would be Easy by I-am-a-slash-addict reviews
Once Voldemort is defeated the wizarding world turns their back on Harry. With nearly all of his friends and family gone, he takes baby Teddy and leaves the wizarding world for good... more of summary in first chapter.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,349 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 10/7/2009 - J. O'Neill, Harry P. - Complete