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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
To Sleep, Perchance to Dream of Him by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Phantom/HP Trying to escape from the ruins of his past, Erik accidentally stumbles upon a young Harry Potter, who took pity on the man with the monstrous face. With nothing to live for, Erik decides that Harry could use an angel to guard and guide him AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 118 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Harry P., Erik - Complete
Underwear the Cat by Lucillia reviews
Naruto meets the Kyuubi on his fourth birthday, and assumes that it is his present from the Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 2,130 - Follows: 497 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Naruto U., Mizuki - Complete
From all of us to you by little.manatee reviews
Alex Rider stared at the pile of presents in front of him in astonishment and confusion. Two of them were probably from Jack and Tom, but where in hell did the other eight come from? Not actually Alex's birthday. OOC
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Operation Protect Cub by Ashadowofwings reviews
Since the sniper failed, Scorpia has vowed to kill Alex before three weeks is up, and it's up to a certain SAS team to stop them. ON HIATUS Sorry, I've tried, but frankly I got older and I can't read it without wincing. Thanks for all the support.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,109 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007
Daze by ShiruyTheSecond reviews
Why is it that whenever Wolf runs into that kid, things just get really strange...? - Alex/Wolf, written for Spyfest 2010
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Bad ideas by FireyFreedom reviews
Alex does something stupid, which leads to him limping home barefoot... who should see him but Yassen. No longer a one shot Yassen/Alex Ideas of bad ideas welcome and needed!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,079 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
SnakeHead by Tangerine Catnip reviews
Alex is in the African jungle on his first assigned kill for scorpia accompanied by his instructor Yassen Gregorovich when one of the local snakes decides that Alex’s crotch would be a nice place to take a nap. Fluffy PWP one-shot Alex/Yassen
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,569 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G. - Complete
Camp K Unit by WhimsicalHeart reviews
Alex is protecting the son of a retired general but MI6 decides he needs back up. So they send in K Unit, pretending to be counsellors at the Summer Camp.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,254 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Alex R./Cub
Wolf Bite by Black Lighted Clouds reviews
Short Wolf/Alex, non-explicit not by much, anyway . Alex wakes up with the result of their nightly 'antics' and is not happy with it. And Jack can be very fierce with a feather duster . . .
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,589 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Not just the two of us by mystiri1 reviews
One-shot. Vincent doesn't know why their friends worry so much about Cloud's mental health. Yaoi. Vincent/Cloud, and all their other selves.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Cloud S., Vincent V. - Complete
Diplomatic Immunity by flight-tribe reviews
Diplomatic immunity goes both ways. K-Unit's newest addition is exactly as they feared he'd be, and first impressions are not pleasant, to say the least. AU Scorpia!Alex. Written for Spyfest 2010.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,967 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 146 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Resurgence by Simply Shelby reviews
Or Voluntary Return to Active Duty. Back in the field, Alex tumbles into trouble and K-Unit bails him out. Wolf and Alex talk about his career choice. Second piece in the For Neither Queen, Nor Country series.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Complete
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 2,358 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
Six Years Later by xwerewolfgirlx reviews
It's been six years since the night the police showed up at his doorstep and things have changed. Now, he's faced with a situation that Ian, MI6 and even Scorpia have never prepared him for: his best friend becoming a spy.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Forgotten by Sakiku reviews
Kakashi's trying to open a new bank account. However, in the process, he discovers a teeny-weeny tiny problem…
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Hiking Vacation by Sakiku reviews
Alex is conned into a hiking vacation in the Brecon Beacons National Park. And for once, the trouble that finds him has nothing whatsoever to do with his secret occupation as Super Spy – merely a horrendously bad streak of luck.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,248 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Scars by Alatariel Palantir reviews
In which Alex Rider is fallen victim to Eagle's unceasing curiosity. ONE-SHOT
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Complete
An Unexpected Return by pygmymeese reviews
When Alex finds himself back at Brookland ten years after graduating, he discovers that his name has yet to be forgotten. New students and old teachers alike just can't imagine a successful, respectable Alex Rider.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Coincidental by bonsaitree reviews
What if certain SAS soldiers had witnessed a certain sniper attack that almost took a certain teenager's life? No longer a one-shot. Part one REWRITTEN. Part two: A Day in Baghdad...in which the "certain SAS soldiers" receive a certain letter.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,223 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
Spy Transissions by RealitySwitcher reviews
Alex has just returned from his latest mission in India, during which he was tortured. But now his school has been attacked and he is sent back to hell on earth with his fellow students for safety. And this time, it's not even his fault. K-Unit
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,423 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
This Letter by scarlettHuntress reviews
Kadaj wonders at the ink on his hands, and Vincent is frightened. What did Sephiroth wrest control off one of his clones to write?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Sephiroth, Kadaj - Complete
At The Bitter End by Levity Lirum reviews
Voldemort knew he was missing something as he regarded the woman in the green Basalisk-skin dress. Then she took off her sunglasses and he suddenly realised why he would be a fool to try and take the boy from her. Mia Lars. Lars Mia. La Mia. Lamia.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Harry P.
And So The Godless World by Levity Lirum reviews
After Ian Rider died, MI6 was expecting Alex to follow the bait. What they did not know was that Ian and another had promised John they would give Alex a choice. With Ian dead, only The Poltegeist remains to enforce that promise. Eventual Alex/Yassen.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Never Back Down by ovolamp reviews
ON HIATUS. Alex was tired, so tired that the only way he could get away from it was to end it. But that plan backfired, and now the teenaged spy is under the supervision of a new Guardian. Someone who has been where he is now, in a dark place, and survived.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,403 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Snake
Karma's Impossibilites by DragonHeiress reviews
Jack's latest boyfriend gets conned into housework, of course. Only, to Alex, his being there is a cruel act of God. Why? They know each other, of course....
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/8/2009 - Published: 10/23/2006