Assassins Sarah and Alana of the Protectors of the Plot Continuum are assigned their first Mary Sue as partners. They must track and kill Linde, the illegitimate, irritatingly perfect daughter of Elrond. Rated for language.

Giving your OC eleventy billion names might have seemed like a great idea at the time, but let's see how James and Lily cope.

Cathy Higgins can't find a boyfriend, so what does she do? She gets a pretend one! A MarySue parody that's hopefully not too cruel.

And yea, the Lord Tolkien, father of all that is good in the world, proclaimed unto the masses...

Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!

When Sues invade ME, a modern girl finds herself helping a band of rangers get rid of them. But how are the Sues getting in, and why? Plot twists and all kinds of humor, R&R or no updates. Gets longer as you go.

Sick to tears of the typical fan fiction? Of Mary-Sue and her disgustingly cliche perfection? Tempted to drown her in a pool of overused adjectives used to describe her hair? Look no further.

The only acceptable "Thranduil-tortures-Legolas" story on the Net, as far as I'm concerned. This one's for the ladies! Final edit complete.

Pointless And Unrelated Summary That Begs You To Review Simply Because Of The Delicious And Humorous HermioneDraco Goodness Inside. (DHr Parody)

Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.

Ariel is a half mermaid from Earth who goes to Middle Earth to be in an arranged marrage with a certain elf (READ TO FIND OUT WHICH ONE!!! tee hee!!) (since people aren't getting it, i'll ruin the suprise and tell you all this is a parody)

When Mary Sues invade fandom, who restores canon? The Kids in Black do, of course. Story idea taken from Men in Black, but not actually a crossover and is not trying rip off other Mary Sue thwarting stories. R&R, Please. NO FLAMES!

Parody. Liek, ’Mia comes back to hogwars one September and is liek TOTALLY different and has her heart set on a special someone!111 how will the others react?wait and see!

LARGE, HAIRY PARODY! Put humor in with your Legolas to avoid starchy romance fics! Not for those who likewrite Mary-Sues. Legolas Meets Mystic Girl...satire ensues! Updated with Very Important Note for everyone to read.....

So, like, Legolas meets, this, like, troubled girl.

HPGW, RWHG. Harry's seventh year at Hogwarts becomes darker and draws closer to its inevitable conclusion. The Dark Lord and love denied battle for their place in his life.

Standard disclaimers. Sequel to 'Hidden Intents'. Post-OotP. Draco's 6th year, potions, problems and unexpected romace. What danger is stalking our heros now?

Finished! SSOC. Snape is forced to share his potions classroom with a former student. Sonora comes to Hogwarts to recover from an accident, but was it really? And what does Voldemort want with her? Pre-OoTP. Please RR.

The most underrated part of Legolas' anatomy saves him from a terrible fate. Bit of a MarySue parody sarcastic humour.

Alicia dreams, Angelina screams and Fred and George are, well, Fred and George. The Fourway tradition continues with an entirely different cast Complete

It's Riley's 3rd year at Hogwarts and she's got a lot on her plate including an evil twin sister, horrible mother, and lack of a Quidditch team.

KBOW fic revolving around Quidditch. Includes all essencials: fluffyness and humor, the twins, Alicia and Angelina and, of course, Harry.

LILY EVAN'S IMPOSSIBLY LONG LIST OF CHANGES THAT JAMES POTTER WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH IN ORDER FOR LILY EVANS TO DATE HIM is a list started by Lily her first night at Hogwarts. Will Lily risk getting hurt or simply add to the list when James changes?

Riley's 2nd year at Hogwarts holds new surprises and pranks and, hopefully laughs!Might I suggest you read Prophesy first and you may want to read NyxNight's Carmen and Cammy stories to get some of the characters backgrounds!

The story of Harry Poter's very different twin daughters and their first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardy.