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Founder: mis.mira - Stories: 41 - Followers: 1 - Staff: 3 - id: 30408
Cream of the crop of the cream of the crop, if that made any sense. Mostly LoTR, Narnia and Harry Potter...but I'm open to suggestions. Humour is best, especially MarySue parodies....I accept bribes. Just so you know.

Starr Struck by crazyroninchic reviews
Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,794 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Always and Never by Domlando Blonaghan reviews
He never thought he would love her. She always knew it would end. During the Golden Age, a Terebinthian woman learns that beneath the magnificent facade, there is only Peter. Bookbased. This fic has been brought back to life, to be finally finished!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,666 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Peter Pevensie
Where the Sidewalk Ends by Northern One reviews
Girl gets heart broken...guy gets heart broken...girl goes into other world and falls for the heart broken boy? I don't think so.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,534 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Complete
The Sea and the Siblings by Capegio reviews
Four years into the Golden Age, rumors circulate that the Witch's army is assembling again. The Pevensies go to investigate together.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 65,196 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Complete
The Games of the Gods, Book Two: Playing the Game by vericus reviews
Kari has been taken by the FBI, and Elrohir's dragged Glorfindel, Rachel, and friends back from Valinor to help him find her. Area 51 isn't going to know what hit it. THIS STORY IS ON AN INDEFINITE HIATUS. I APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,325 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Glorfindel, Elrohir
The Family Clock by Jan. McNeville reviews
Ever think of the Weasleys' clock? A wizarding watchmaker makes friends with our favorite twins in an answer to the Great Mary Sue Problem. Rating is upped one, just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 192,840 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 8/30/2015 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Charlie W., OC
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
I WON, I WON, NEENER, NEENER, NEENERRR! by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
Sauron FINALLY gets the Ring, but soon learns the downside when he has to deal with Sues, the 9 and three quarters Nazgul, Valar!Sues and...worser things. -EVIL laugh- Rated T for language and questionable themes. Don't own LoTR or the wonderful Koss.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 131,536 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Sauron
Alfonso the Ring: Part III by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews
Lord of the Rings wouldn't be Lord of the Rings without the Ring, now would it? Hear the story from the Ring's point of view! Warnings: Ring has very coarse language, and Aragorn and Legolas occasionally do slashy things. FINSISHED! Last chapter up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,853 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 12/27/2005
Alfonso the Ring: Part II by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews
Relive the story, the epic, the adventure, and the romance...through the eyes of the Ring! Lord of the Rings, told as it should be: by the One Ring himself. Rated for very coarse language and minor slash. Last chapter is UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,887 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 7/13/2004
Alfonso the Ring by RiseAgainPhoenix reviews
The LOTR trilogy, seen through the eyes of the most important character---Mr. One Ring himself! (Beware! Ring has a snarky attitude, this is rated for coarse language & maybe slash) Last chapter up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,059 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 1/15/2003
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