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Founder: catfishpeaches - Stories: 5,265 - Followers: 19 - id: 28497
Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
Somewhere I Belong by Ruffled Phoenix Feathers reviews
BEING COMPLETELY OVERHAULED AND REWRITTEN as of 9/18
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 34,970 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Naruko U., Zuko
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 2,101 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Case File: 78950 Uncovered Research by butterfly.cell reviews
Ianto had to read the expose book and wasn't very impressed about what was written in there... Jack/Ianto, references the Torchwood Archives book
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Price of a Soul by SethMaxwell06 reviews
Since his earliest memories, Harry always felt like he was being watched; like someone was waiting for him. On the eve of his eleventh birthday, Harry meets a man with red eyes who offers him freedom from his hellish life. But the price is Harry's soul.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 347 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Harry P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Naruto: The Last Shinobi by ChaosGhidorah reviews
After being taken captive by Orochimaru, Naruto finds himself waking up in a strange new world where people, instead of using Ninjutsu or powers from within, seem to be able to command the very elements around themselves. NarutoAvatar Xover.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 65,011 - Reviews: 746 - Favs: 1,440 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Naruto U.
King by PolarPanther reviews
Oneshot. Being hit with the Avada Kedavra when holding the Deathly Hallows led to some odd revelations. The consequences? Soul Society's empty throne just got filled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,974 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 592 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Against the Odds by PolarPanther reviews
Magic was not the only secret hidden in Harry's ancestry. With nothing more than an old clue and a desperate wish, Harry travels through unfamiliar places and braves unknown danger to find his family.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 178,927 - Reviews: 2605 - Favs: 7,220 - Follows: 8,502 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Gaara: Maniac Girl of the Desert by Hentai Hater reviews
She finds Naruto and decides to keep him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 543 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
Leaf Engraved Zanpakutou by TigerTerror reviews
A ninja kills people, a Shinigami takes care of the killed, Naruto does both. Bleach Crossover
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,992 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Naruto U.
JACK TIMES FIVE by cjh4ever reviews
For lovers of Jack Harkness here are five of him, all in the same story! Set sometime early second season before Adam.Some Janto but mainly just an adventure in time. NOW COMPLETE
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 21,483 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
The Truth Hurts by Fourths' son reviews
Oneshot. After beating Kiba in the Preliminaries, Kiba's thoughts run wild, and he asks Naruto how he beat him, the conversation takes an interesting turn, and Naruto reveals something no one was ready for. Read and review please, I'm sure you'll like it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Enough is Enough by camarts13 reviews
Naruto has had enough, it's time for things to chasnge with cell 7, but is that what he really wants.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Naruto U.
A Village Hidden In Hope by Marz1 reviews
Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 83,740 - Reviews: 1386 - Favs: 3,148 - Follows: 3,655 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, Naruto U.
The Consequences of a Lie by TheDogSage reviews
After stealing the Forbidden Scroll of Sealing, Naruto finds another scroll in it that reveals truths and lies that the Sandaime hoped to keep buried. How will he handle the discovery, and what changes will be brought about because of it?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,501 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Technological Ninja Naruto Uzumaki by WraithRune reviews
One night, falling stars streaked across the sky. When Naruto accidently came into contact with one of the craters where the stars had fell, he found a device that contained all the knowledge of an advanced civilization. Technology, Mokuton Naruto.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 123,925 - Reviews: 1857 - Favs: 5,045 - Follows: 4,989 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Tempered By Divine Winds by A Wandering Scribe reviews
Konoha commits its greatest mistake ever. Now, they see how long a grudge can be held. Inspired by Tempered By Spiritual Fire.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,733 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Naruto U.
The Ninth by WingsOfMorphius reviews
Feared all over the land for his legendary strength and merciless nature, Kyuubi no Kitsune needs the company of no one. So why is it that he now finds himself in possession of one hyperactive blonde human child?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,651 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 531 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U.
5 Hokages by Lucillia reviews
After the first four Hokages are mysteriously returned to life, Konoha has to deal with the fact that they now have five Hokages, amongst other things. AU in which a perpetually drunk Madara lives long enough to do his own dirty work in the lead-up to the 4th Shinobi World War and Hashirama and Tobirama's personalities got swapped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 2,101 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Hashirama S., Tsunade S., Madara U., Naruto U.
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 3,026 - Follows: 1,376 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Unlucky by VivaEdina reviews
Tragedy strikes & Mai must make her own way in Tokyo's red light district. Tormented by marathon night terrors & a psychic stalker, Mai & her Davis twin companion must acknowledge how much they will sacrifice in the name of love, friendship & duty.
Ghost Hunt - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 131,488 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Mai T., Kazuya S./Naru - Complete
Sword of Death by Airheaded dude reviews
The night of Mizuki's betrayal made Naruto realize what he truly is, he forsakes his dreams to be Hokage, only to be met with wanting his own demise. DarkNaruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,527 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Fairy Godfather by SweetlyDesolated reviews
AU EWE. Harry should have known becoming a godfather would not be easy. Or normal. Really, he should have known. After all, nothing for Harry was easy or simple. HP/MF
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
Cigarette anyone? by Colour-chan reviews
YAOI: What if Harry never needed to wake up from the 'Golden Boy' dream? What if he had never been dreaming, and his eyes had been open from day one? Features Harry with bad habits, a bad attitude, and a bad, bad, attraction for trouble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,268 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P., OC
Nicknames by Cyberwolf reviews
Naruto may come to regret introducing Sai to Team Gai. Or he might not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 132 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Tenten, Neji H.
Revelation by Stormreaver01 reviews
Rated: M for language. Angst between Ianto and Jack, Gwen interferes, the TARDIS intervenes and the Doctor saves everyone. Warning: Jack/Gwen bashing.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,821 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete