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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
Grocery List by La Flamingo reviews
She runs into Christine Everheart at the supermarket and she doesn't know what's more awkward, the fact she's run into Ms. Vanity Fair in the vegatables or the fact that she's actually grocery shopping. Oneshot. T/P, Christine Everheart.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 2,716 - Follows: 738 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Divided We Stand by JMD-009 reviews
complete Kim joins GJ. Ron takes up solo adventuring which eventually brings him into direct conflict with GJ and Kim. All the while a new force is pulling the strings.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 4/22/2004 - Ron S. - Complete
I don't need you anymore by JackOfBladesX reviews
After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,569 - Follows: 619 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
New Purpose by Kiragirl17 reviews
"He's Dead!" "How? Who?" "You." Light vanished from people's lives, when he was killed at the Valley of Death. Ten years later a S-Class Assassin known as Demonic Flash appears, willing to do anything to keep his secrets. AN: Now undergoing a major overhaul. Now being Rewritten: To read, Please click on 'Redefined Purpose.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,490 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 5/10/2016 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Naruto U.
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 3,790 - Follows: 3,064 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Yogurt by Mirky reviews
Harry.Edward - Slash - Edward confesses his secret… only Harry's concern is yogurt. It can be eaten without a spoon, something Edward learns.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 116 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 3,609 - Follows: 3,826 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Volatile Compounds by gekizetsu reviews
Crossover with NCIS. The boys finally flash the wrong counterfeit badges while investigating murders on a Naval base.
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,615 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 118 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Dean W. - Complete
Toad Hermit by LightningHunter reviews
Gamabunta realised Yondaime's last wish would not be accepted by the villagers, and so gave the baby Naruto to befriend toads, summoned or not. COMPLETELY RE-WRITTEN, IF YOU READ IT ONCE, READ IT AGAIN!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,284 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
Bands & Berries by The Petulant Prodigy reviews
Ichigo Kurosaki has decided to leave his band, Soul Society. What happens when his talent is revealed at a bar? And a teal-haired god with rock star good looks wants him to...! Rated for language and sexual situations. Mostly GrimmIchi & other pairings.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 111,846 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
The Nidaime's Heir by adrien skywalker reviews
Reposted! AU & PD story. After being subjected to numerous genetic and biological experiments by Orochimaru, Naruto, through a freak accident lands in another parallel dimension, where he quickly establishes himself as the heir of the Nidaime Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,206 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 3,461 - Follows: 3,114 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Naruto U.
Chasing Butterflies by Falling Right Side-Up reviews
AU: Minato’s adventures as father and Hokage. Insanity is a given. Intervention a necessity. Who knows how screwed up Naruto will become under his father's care? SECOND: misplaced jealousy /more info and question to readers inside/ edited: 6-25-2009
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,220 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Lights in the Fridge by fowl68 reviews
Really, who gave a man raised as an only child a baby hardly a few months old and thought it was a good idea to leave them alone together?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 48 - Words: 17,831 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
The Opposite of Talking by Imperial Mint reviews
Grown up, but hardly moved on, Lyra attends a standard function where everything changes. By the bench in Oxford, Lyra knows she's finished sacrificing herself. LyraWill.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/24/2010 - [Lyra B./S./Lizzy B., Will P.] - Complete
A Natural Disaster by Morwen Maranwe reviews
Fiver years after the war, what happened with Katara and Aang? Aang/Zuko with a slight Aang/Katara moment towards the end. Rated M for the yaoi.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
What You Didn't Know by Imperial Mint reviews
Upon the brink of delivering good news, Naruto catches his lover having an affair. Leaving Konoha with a secret, Naruto stumbles into the arms of someone he thought untouchable and soon finds himself at the centre of a plot decades old. ItaNaru. Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 152,131 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 2,032 - Updated: 2/20/2016 - Published: 5/2/2010 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.]
Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 218 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
One Last Chance by Hellhound Unleashed reviews
Naruto travels back in time when he couldn't defeat Madara. As he does this,he realizes he lived through missions and fights by luck. See how Naruto changes his gennin life. But will it be for better or worse? Suck at summaries.PowerfulNaruto about Kage
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Naruto U.
Twelve White Stones by Eilun reviews
Salazar Slytherin has been looking for his soul mate for as long as he can remember. Now that he's found him, he will do anything to keep him, anything at all. Poor Harry. Slash HP/SS, Time travel,AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,828 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Prince Of War by Suavesky reviews
They say the journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. So how far does a leap get you? This is the story of Uzumaki Naruto, abandoned by family and disregarded by everyone else. Tired of being used, now he holds all the cards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 139,109 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 2,287 - Follows: 2,450 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Naruto U.
A Life Worth Living by russgirl reviews
Harry is abandoned by his family while away for Vernon's business trip.Logan finds him and they become a family with twists and turns along the way.HP/X-Men/Riddick -starts as HP/X-Men with Logan/Harry father/son ,but will contain slash Riddick/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,192 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 854 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Never Meant To by Oni Isis reviews
AU ArtistPhotographer Serena Kingsley never matched business tycoon, Darien Marinelli. However the love affaire ended when Darien chose a marriage of convenience, leaving Serena devastated in more then one way...
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,999 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
All Around Me by Ahria reviews
After being wounded as Sailor Moon, who does Usagi run into? Mamoru, of course! Why does he care if she's injured, anyway? first season oneshot UM
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete
Moonlight Kiss by bunniko reviews
Mangabased. A bus ride clues TK into who SM is. He's after a kiss, but a groomstealing youma needs their attention first. Fluffy
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon, Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen - Complete