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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
House of Paper: A Mother and Son's Journey by Quick-n-Popular reviews
AU. Torn away from each other due to a seemingly never ending war, a mother and her estranged son take different paths as the live their lives. However, when the paths cross due to a certain Bijuu, will it be a happy reunion?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,836 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Naruto U.
Masters of Death by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry Potter and Amanda Maxwell, his girlfriend and lover, are starting their first-year at Hogwarts. And so is their best friend and indentured servant; Death Incarnate. A very different take on what happens when Something Grim This Way Comes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,394 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 1,198 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Nascor Denuo by Kylip reviews
Waking up nude, 3 ft tall and with pointy ears in the middle of a talking forest was not on Harry's to do list when he died. Apparently, it wasn't on Draco's either. Try telling that to a lunatic Istari. This is an elfling fic! Slash DM/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,109 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 847 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 12/29/2009
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 4007 - Favs: 10,615 - Follows: 9,848 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 279 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dawn by Naia reviews
A new dawn, a new day. In a now peaceful world, Harry Potter likes to watch the dawns. Battle weary and betrayed, he is finally enjoying life in the Muggle world. However the wizards haven't forgotten the Boy-who-lived and want him back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,079 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/19/2005 - Harry P.
A Different Genealogy by Natarii-loves-Chocolate-milk reviews
When Kakashi woke up that morning he hadn't really expected Sasuke to awaken his Sharingan, let alone Naruto! It was simply illogical! There was no way Naruto could be related to the Uchiha Clan… SasuNaru, FemNaru, Incest, ItaIno, Slight ShikaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,598 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - [Sasuke U., Naruko U.] - Complete
Sins of The Past by wereleopard reviews
Sins of the past come back to haunt Ianto, how will it change his life and his relationship with Jack
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Imperfect Choices by Madre de Muerte reviews
Just when Ianto thought all his problem's as a woman were over this came along and ruined his day.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
51st Century Pheromones Vs? by Beregond5 reviews
Jack is quite proud of his pheromones. He's about to meet his master. Slash. JackXIanto. Set at some point after the Adrift episode. Beware of the crack.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
The Package by Raising cain reviews
Jack stayed under Torchwood's radar, he became a missionary, a bounty hunter, doing whatever was required for the right price, but what happens when his next mark is to pretty to ignor?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,411 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Childhood Twilight by Odyssey Storm reviews
Harry comes into his inheritance, as a young sprite. Adopted into the Cullen's household, he learns the meaning of a real family, with of course a little fun on the way. Rated T to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,665 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Harry P.
Voodoo by Arigazi reviews
HP/X-Men AU Logan/Harry. Summary inside. Harry has been surviving in the X-Men world for over a year now by refraining from using much of his magic, but his power needs an outlet, and Harry has set his sights on Logan as his release.
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,797 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 172 - Published: 2/4/2008 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Harry P. - Complete
Keeping Up With The Joneses by AstaLaila reviews
It was his fault. That's what Jack thought. And Ianto thought was his own doing. But either way they were both going to have to manage Christmas dinner at Mum's. JackxIanto
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,432 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Happiness from Unexpected Source by Fisca Rinata reviews
Hadrian von Grantz always thinks that his life cannot be anymore perfect. However, what will he do when he meet his abused other self from another world? The one whose name is Harry Potter? Complete summary inside.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王！ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 10/18/2009
A Semblance of Normality by mattmetzger reviews
Jack hasn't seen normal in so long that it feels strange when he glimpses it in Ianto's life. Jack/Ianto, fluffy nonsense. #15 from 'Snapshots of Smiles'.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Life's Revelations: Pop Goes The Weasel by Xennie.B reviews
Life's Revelations #? - Jack and Ianto are away and the Team run into a little problem.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
A Mother's Love by Koinaka reviews
A mother will do anything to protect her child. Lily Potter is no exception. The only thing she didn't count on were the long stretching ramifications of her actions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,751 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Of Sparks and Magic by Death's Silent Approach reviews
Harry decides to investigate a feeling and gets more then he could have asked for. I am so sorry for the late update. I recently had my computer wiped.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,101 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Harry P., Barricade
Invisible Enthrall by Beautifully Shattered reviews
SLASH EC/HP: At thirteen, Harry is turned and adopted by the Volturi. Unhappy, Harry believes he’s fated to be with the Volturi forever until his mate stumbles into his domain. Harry begins to regret his decision of following Edward back to the States an
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,656 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 1,474 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Harry P., Edward
Neko Curse by Fisca Rinata reviews
They say that vampire will love their mate unconditionally. So, will Edward do so when his mate is in....umm, unexpected form? EC/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Out of the Depths by Mordac reviews
My take on the Slytherin!Harry genre. What if Harry's less-than-happy childhood had left him more jaded than canon? No pairings, and you won't find any eleven year olds talking as if they were at a Renaissance fair here either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,762 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Theodore N., Daphne G.
These Tables Are Numbered by Gabz Jones reviews
Each year Jack gets sent to a Torchwood dinner but this year he takes Ianto and this year, sabotage is on the menu. Inspired by the song 'There's A Good Reason Why These Tables Are Numbered Honey, you Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet' By Panic! At The Disco
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,575 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Under The Couch by VioletHEXA reviews
Owen finds a mysterious "object" under the couch. Implied J/I and T/O
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Numb by butterfly.cell reviews
How did Jack's parting remark to Gwen in Meat S02E04 really affect Ianto? Ianto's POV. A songfic for Numb by Linkin Park. Jack/Ianto pairing duh
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete