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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
The Law of Large Numbers by Solstice Zero reviews
Jack locks the team in the Hub for Christmas. It's an accident, honestly. Christmas fic, Jack/Ianto, team.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Middle of Nowhere by Zoius and the Devil reviews
In the midst of war, Harry is bitten by a vampire. Alone in this electrifying new lifestyle, he is sent to Forks to live with the Cullens and master the art of vampirism. There he meets the strange, aloof Edward, whose eyes once mirrored his own… HP/EC
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,784 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Dark Salvation by Lady Silverwings reviews
In Harry's darkest hour, he forged a bond with a dangerous man. In Voldemort's darkest hour, he found salvation in a shattered child. In the wizarding world's darkest hour, an heir stood by the side of a deadly man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 182 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Shinobi Clan Wars by adrien skywalker reviews
REPOSTED! All Naruto did was to try and use a forbidden technique to beat Madara, but now, he is stuck in the time of the Clan wars, and also, he has somehow managed to become the center piece of a power struggle between the Uchiha and the Senju Clans.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,332 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 2,560 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Naruto U., Hagoromo Ō, Tōka S., Madara U.
Curiosity by Urufu-chan reviews
ItaFoxy!FemNaru. They say Curiosity killed the cat. Well, does it apply if they're a fox? After living in the forests of Konoha for so long, can Naru adapt to village life? Even with the help of a certain elder Uchiha?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,254 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Android Overdrive by AnjoRemix reviews
Sasuke decides that Naruto wasn't worth having no more because he was supposedly 'weak'. Itachi who became furious decides to take back what's rightfully his so the little blond now has a new Master but his heart truly belongs to only one and that is YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,962 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
Exile by ShadowRain313 reviews
Team 7 accepted a average B rank mission which turns into a disaster. Naruto manages to return a unconsious team back to Konoha, who have much different views on the event. With Naruto at the center of it. Eventually NarutoHinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and the Inquisition by The Hallows reviews
After saving the life of an Inquisitor at the age of four, Harry is taken in by the Inquisition and trained to hunt down Dark Wizards. When his next assignment leads him to teach at Hogwarts, it begins a series of events that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 77,310 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Harry P.
Never Bet on Saint Potter by YamiNoTomoyo reviews
Albus Severus Potter comes out to his father, fully expecting the worst. And loses to his boyfriend. Companion piece to "Family Makes the Best Blackmail." Implied Albus/Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Albus S. P., Harry P. - Complete
Trophies by Ergott reviews
It wasn’t until many hours later—-as Harry laid in bed after the impromptu, early-morning, celebratory feast—-that he had wondered if something new hadn’t been released from the Chamber of Secrets. CoS/PoA AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,801 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
LADY MALFOY by greatest.wit reviews
AU. NON-MAGIC. Set in 19th century, it is a story of a young woman who sacrifices her future to save her family from utter poverty. See whether her sacrifice turns out to be a blessing or not. Draco/fem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 241,630 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 1,295 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 2/16/2016 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Neko by BonneNuit reviews
Ichigo wakes up one morning and finds out he has cat ears and a tail. He goes to Urahara for help and discovers has to go live in Soul Society, where Kenpachi finds out about them. KenpachixIchigo yaoi sexual content.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,518 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
The Thief and the Wizard by dragonscales reviews
Summary: After Gambit is left to die in Antarctica help comes in an unexpected way. Harry Potter was on a job to retrieve an artifact from an old wizard stronghold when he ends up saving a strange man from the ice and snow. What does the future hold?
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,584 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,625 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Remy L./Gambit, Harry P.
Just Bring Me Flowers by Light Catastrophe reviews
When Severus and Draco tell Harry that they are no longer in love with him, he leaves. But there is one detail they aren’t aware of: Harry is pregnant with their child. HP/DM/SS. Slash. Mpreg.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,176 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,891 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Harry P.
Kakashi's Lament by Chris Hill reviews
Kakashi will regret having the most unpredictable person in Konoha on his team. Poor him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,008 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Custody Issues by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Vincent's suing for custody of Sephiroth. Wait, what? Total crack, gen, VincentandCidcentric. Rated T for Cid's mouth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
All According to the Master Plan by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry is taken in at a young age by a psychopathic Time Lord planning to conquer Earth using the wizarding world, and his human wife. It’s a very different Harry Potter who comes to Hogwarts. Harry Potter/Doctor Who crossover. Crack-ish.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,697 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 719 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/19/2009 - The Master, Harry P.
Vengeance by Devil Boss reviews
Starts in episode 1 of the series. A cold and vengeful Shinji arrives at Tokyo 3, intending to take revenge at his father. Chapter 4 up: SEELE and Keel get involved, and Asuka battles Samshel.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 54,091 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Shinji I.
Experimental by Spontaneite reviews
[Crackfic. Probably abandoned.] If you're a young, hormonal, teenage boy and notice that your very female clone is quite attractive, what are you going to do? Experiment, right? Only, when his clone fails to dispell because she's pregnant with himself, things begin to get strange.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Memories of a Former Life by black mage wannabe reviews
When Harry first encounters the dementors on the Hogwarts Express, he can not be fixed with a bar of Professor Lupin's chocolate. Rather than hearing only his dying mother's last words, he also hears the voice of his past, the voice of Aizen Sosuke.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,834 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., S. Aizen
Illusory Life by Aoi24 reviews
Challenge!fic. The encounter with the dementor has a strange effect on Harry. Unexplained memories awaken and his perception of the world is altered. He hears strange but familiar words. "Shatter Kyoka Suigetsu"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,660 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., S. Aizen
Soul Mates by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Dean/Harry. On a job, when the spirits of two dead lovers possess Sam and Harry, it causes a host of new problems for Dean. Especially with Sam falling in love, Harry trying to kill Sam, and Dean still needing to buy back his soul. Sequel to Soul Music.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,466 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Soul Music by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
In San Francisco the Winchesters run into Harry singing in a bar. A man Harry takes home is found horribly murdered the next day and Sam becomes suspicious. Dean wants to see Harry again so he investigates but what he finds might not be anything he likes.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,964 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Dabbling With The Dark by Nyx Myst reviews
How does Harry react when he finds out the truth behind all of Dumbledore's secrets from Voldemort? Simple... he plots to kill them both. The only question is whether he'll change him mind about one of them in the end. SLASH - HP/LV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 112,461 - Reviews: 1301 - Favs: 5,003 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Invisible by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry has a twin, and everyone thinks it was Nick who survived. What will happen when Harry is pushed aside? Will he fight for a world that didn't want or care about him? Will Dumbledore or the Potter's grovel at his feet? What happens when the world finds out he was the one to survive that fateful Halloween night? Fourth year summer fling HP/VK! Primarily Snarry SS/HP! SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 623,036 - Reviews: 11499 - Favs: 8,087 - Follows: 6,909 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete