'Watson tells me that self-delusion is the most dangerous of all human sins. He is, as so often is the case, erroneous in his conclusion. The most dangerous of all human sins is loneliness.' Gen, quite dark, old kink meme response.

"Isn't it fun? All this gossip about Shikamaru putting the moves on Sakura – he's moving, alright. For such a lazy ass, he's moving. It's pretty impressive." Sasuke was not impressed. SasuSaku

As Eames' use of pet names escalates, so does Arthur's attraction to him. Arthur/Eames.

Saito recruits the team to test out new uses for the PASIV device. Eames, as usual, takes this as a opportunity for seduction. In which there are dreamscrape field trips. Arthur/Eames, Saito/Cobb.

AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?

It was the only way out but Naruto heartily wished that he didn't have to do it! His life sucked balls.

As he held the still and small body in his hands, he shattered. (This is a one-shot. Any stories marked complete are done. Do not ask for updates.)

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "I don't care what drugs they injected you with. You are Sakura, and you are everything I value, so I'll do everything in my power to save you—whether you want it or not."

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. From the outside, Uchiha Sasuke looks like the stereotypical boy that needs counseling. On the inside, he's actually a softie that likes Korean girl bands.

Ciel Phantomhive liked to describe himself as a creature of the canine persuasion. To Sebastian, Ciel was certainly more of the feline persuasion.

Three genii. Three corners of one triangle. A collection of NejiSakuShika works. Latest entry: twenty-five drabbles, regarding our favorite couple...

[Elricest] Ed and Al were separated after their mother's dead. Al went onto be a State Alchemist. Ed wasn't quite so lucky.

[Elricest] At eight years old, Ed finally learns what it's called to be in love with your brother, and why it sucks to be short.

They were fifteen when she first realized that the blue in Naruto's eyes were the exact color of the sky when he was happy, and the exact color of the dark ocean when he was grieving. NaruSaku

In which Hermione totally goes there, and transforms Draco's "Little Malfoy" into an umbrella.

He grips her hand. Their bones grind together, as close as they can get. "Always."

One Shot. Everyone knows Prince Zuko isn't a firebender, but nobody said anything about the other elements.

It's difficult for Naruto to claim he doesn't like it, when his brother catches him about to jerk-off in his pants. Not that Shinjo cares about what he claims. ShinjoxNaru/Dark!NaruxNaru, twincest, oneshot. For Skully.

Because soulmates never die.

In which Arthur totally gets into Merlin's pants. Take it as you will.

It's pretty funny to see a tough guy getting pushed around by a snappy midget.

Neji/Sakura. "That's because he is a sexually deprived man—" "Now, now, I need no implications of how active your sex life is." Of ups and downs, and ins and outs. Oh, there are ins and outs, all right.

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. "What do you think love is, Sasuke-kun?" "How would I know?" "I think love is being with someone when they die." "That's morbid." "I know. Love is hearing that last, shuddering gasp escaping their lips, like a final wisp of smoke."

Sasuke/Sakura. AU. I have a beautiful hairdresser. I know you’re jealous. You don’t have a gorgeous man running his hands through your hair, do you? No? That’s what I thought.

Itachi/Sakura. AU. Happiness is difficult to acquire, but it won't run from you. You just have to find it. Of dreams, wishes, and blindingly searching for what's already in front of you.