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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
Parental Advisory by Amber Akasha reviews
Eleven-year-old Harry Potter is visited by the Headmaster, McGonagall and Snape, who are to introduce him to magic. How could that conversation turn out, when Harry has a pretty twisted mind? Rated for language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,960 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Harry P.
Uchiha Undercover by 1808565 reviews
The Hokage has given ANBU Captain Naruto Uzumaki a mission: contact an undercover agent and bring back his inside information. The only problem: she never told him that his contact had infiltrated the most powerful criminal organization in history.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,579 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
But It's Pretty Pink and Flowery by Bug-eyed Monster reviews
Cadet Summers is annoying Special Agent Edgerton with her choice of weapons. Crossover with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Numb3rs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Ian E. - Complete
Alone by Herooftimes reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was alone
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
A smile, A shield by Herooftimes reviews
Uzumaki Naruto's smile is a shield, a mask.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Eighty One Levels of Chakra by Herooftimes reviews
Naruto hates using the fourth tail, But the the seal is weakened and if he dosen't get control of the Kyuubi's Chakra soon, They both die. And it seems like in the 81 levels of Kyuubi's chakra, the fourth tail is just the 13th...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,838 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Akuma no Naruto by Lord Blood reviews
Naruto is thrown into the past, where he is no longer the feared Akuma no Naruto, and where he is no longer a god of shinobi. Evil!Naruto. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,755 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Naruto U.
Voodoo by ConstantSnow reviews
The 8th year students of Hogwarts go across the pond to New Orleans to learn about Voodoo. Harry learns a little bit more in the haunted streets of the French Quarter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,110 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,784 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Gambit - Complete
Rapid Runaway by Esprit du Coeur reviews
Harry’s had enough of the fame. She decided to runaway from the wizarding world. She picks Seattle, Washington, to start her new life and adventure. Female!Harry, creature!Harry hyrbid vampire-elf, EC/HP/JB threesome. Don't like, then people don't read.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,203 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 433 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Harry P., Edward
The Meaning of Dreams by Mysterious Miss reviews
Naruto Namikaze had a normal life, well as normal as it could be with him being the Hokage's son. But as soon as he starts dreaming of a different life, one where he is an orphan with the last name Uzumaki, his once normal life gets turned upside down.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,497 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Malfoy Inheritance by AngelDemon18 reviews
Draco Malfoy was living the life of a confirmed bachelor until he discovered a condition in his inheritance. In order for him to inherit his title as Lord Malfoy and the riches that come with it he must marry and produce and heir. Let the hunting begin!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Jounin Exam by Lainana reviews
How Naruto uses the skills he's taught, to pass - One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Real and The Imaginary by lyrical-liaisons reviews
What happens when you are raised to fight a war, that you fight and win. Sort of. Harry may have won the war with The Dark Lord but he is left with nothing and with no one. So he runs just to stumble across a set of amber eyes but did he dream them too...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,736 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Deathly Eclipse by Green-Tutu reviews
Harry escapes the Death Eaters to Forks where he meets the Cullens. They soon have some unwelcome guests. Set around the time of pre Breaking Dawn/Deathly Hallows
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Harry P., Edward
Refraction by Irritus185 reviews
Seeing to the heart of matters – what would you do if you could read another’s heart? Use it against them, help them, or ignore them? The best of intentions can cause the worst results, and a person’s heart is the ultimate Pandora’s Box.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,207 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Naruto U.
Baby lost, baby found by faith bonksie reviews
Harry Potter wasnt born from James and Lily Potter he was born from Duo Maxwell and Heero Yuy. Stolen on his first birthday this fic focus's on his return to his family and the healing of the scars left over from his kidnapping. 1stchapter is long summery
Crossover - Harry Potter & Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Harry P., Heero Y.
In Nomine Dei by speaker4thesilent reviews
YAHF. The Scoobies go as members of Hellsing for halloween. Non-cannon femslash alert. THIS WILL BE SOMEWHAT DARK.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,237 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008
Fools Rush In by londonsocks reviews
Harry is not stupid,but what if for once he stopped to think for himself for just a moment? Dissatisfied with his current situation he resolves to improve it,to hell with anyone who gets in his way. AU after OOTP. Warning:contains some delicious cliches!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,011 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5555 - Favs: 14,157 - Follows: 15,606 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Forgetting Nature: The Defeat by FrenchFriesCafe reviews
After running away from Dudley and his gang, Harry is lost in the forest. He is turned into a monster by a rogue wolf. Another pack finds him, and trains Harry to become one with his surroundings, only to be thrust back into the blood and gore of war. M/M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,070 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Fenrir G., Harry P.
A Heart's Disbelief by Ripped of Sanity reviews
Edward Cullen loved Bella Swan, but her blood is gone and everything points to Jacob Black. Love is chaotic and love is what Edward will feel for the first time as his family and Harry Potter fight to live in peace and happiness.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,847 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P., Edward
All That Jazz by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. Yamamoto Genryuusai Shigekuni was having a good day. And then, it all went to the pit in what was becoming a rather typical manner.
Crossover - Bleach & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/17/2008 - G.S. Yamamoto, Jazz - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 130 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 352 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Iridescence by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. The first thing Jyuushiro notices, aside from his unnatural resemblance to Kaien, is his name. Ukitake/Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/31/2008 - J. Ukitake, Ichigo K. - Complete