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Welcome to the c2 archive where I stash all of the little ficlets that make my day. Currently the archive is infested with copious amounts of Alex Rider, Harry Potter, Naruto, Torchwood & Star Trek: 2009 stories. Sprinkle in misc. ff from anime, manga, tv shows, books, etc. + crazy amounts of x-overs. Shounen ai/slash/yuri/hetero/general/no-pairing/free-for-all/whatever friendly. Please indulge. However note that the time wasted here is non-refundable. Insert smiley here. |
Creating A Family by Saro reviews
Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Justifiable Excuse by rayemars reviews
Uchiha Itachi, there is no sin in killing your clan when they are only imposters.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 133 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Almost Here by BratPrincess-187 reviews
Can a vampire and a wizard really have a relationship when there are so many opposing factors in their way? Edward is trying to forget Bella when he meets Harry, who wants nothing more then to be free. EC/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,478 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Harry P., Edward
A Chorus Line by Goddess Bless reviews
In an attempt to distract Edward from his depressive and self destructive path, the Cullen family attends a production of A Chorus Line under the guise of Esme's birthday gift. At the Intiman Theatre in Seattle Edward finds new love and life. EC/HP DHAU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,557 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
One Plus One Equals One by nova-carta reviews
Daniel descended as a 11 years old Harry Potter…well, sort of. Inspirited by Corwalch’s “Two Shall Be As One”, diverged as Daniel went back a bit further.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,906 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 11/16/2009 - Published: 5/12/2009 - D. Jackson, Harry P.
Eggshells by Somnium Lacertae reviews
[Under Massive Editing] *AmeIta* Even bright and happy people suffer from unmoving relationships, and making new friends sometimes leads to something better. America and Italy are going to find out that befriending each other unexpectedly brings them to something good.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,257 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - [America, N. Italy] England/Britain, Germany - Complete
Naruto Hitman For Hire II Roanapur Tails by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Second in the Naruto Hitman series. Twelve Tails Agency heads to the city of Roanapur. Has everything they like. Explosions, gunplay, knives, smokin' women and the Lagoon Company. What has brought Nine and company to one of the deadliest cities? Story to be REWRITTEN.
Crossover - Naruto & Black Lagoon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,216 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Naruto U., Revy - Complete
Naruto Hitman for Hire by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Imprisoned for murder, released a decade later, Naruto Uzumaki vanished from Konoha. Years later a Hitman called Nine appears and Konoha needs his help. Pairing undecided.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,600 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Fox, The Badger and the Vampire by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Naruto codename "The Fox", his teammates Badger and Blood along with their mentor Mirage make one of Konoha's best teams for assassination, infiltration and information gathering. Reunited after a 3 year mission, they will show the genin about being ninj
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,885 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Runaway by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Ruto and Nata, two peaceful villagers, a young married couple in wave run a simple restaurant. One day ninja from Konoha come and their past comes back to haunt them. Naruto and Hinata Uzumaki thought dead are dragged back to Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,474 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Who’s the Boss? by uo-chou reviews
My answer to Perfect Lionheart’s “Missing Hokage” challenge. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Tsunade S.
Reflections of a Jinchurikki by uo-chou reviews
The Fourth Hokage uses a different technique to seal the Kyuubi, granting Naruto a special ability like the other Jinchurikki have. The ninja world is not prepared for the arrival of a true Jinchurikki of the nine tailed fox!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 536 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Naruto U.
A Boy and His Pet: The Saga of Nibbles by uo-chou reviews
Young Naruto longs for a pet, and one day finds an egg in the woods. Due to an unintentional infusion of the Kyuubi's chakra the egg is changed, twisted. When Naruto's pet hatches chaos is not far behind. Rated 'T' for dinosaurs, eye lasers, and language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,074 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Naruto U.
Return to England by texasfaith89 reviews
Sequel to "Coffee Shop Special." Marine Private H.J.P. Gibbs is on leave in London when he discovers a whole new world. Will he decide to stay in this new world? Or will he go back to his life in the U.S.? Harry Potter & NCIS crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Harry P., Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Harry Potter and the Pendant of Slytherin by Neednotknowtheirname reviews
6/7th year fic. Harry decides he wants to do things his way, because Dumbledore's method of defeating Voldemort just doesn't appeal. He finds friends in unexpected places and embarks on a method of defeat in which he sometimes holds little hope. H/OFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 481,824 - Reviews: 2129 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 1,017 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A difference in communication by Colour-chan reviews
Slash: Harry is adopted after the Potters give him up to raise his twin brother the mistaken BWL. But Harry is brought to a different country. How will hogwarts react to a very different Harry, in customs, in strength, in personality and in language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,556 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Harry P.
Baby Madness by Saria19 reviews
Szayel Aporro's experiments turn Ichigo into a baby. The Espada, Aizen, Gin, and Tousen all have to take turns watching him.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,147 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Ichigo K.
Heroes of The Planet by RockLeeTheAwesome reviews
Jiraiya creates a new technique on the spot to save himself and seal up Naruto's four tailed form, getting them warped to another dimension in the process with no way home. New friends, new enemies, and a Planet to save. Naruto/FFVII xover No pairings yet
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,309 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Naruto U.
Scatter the Illusions of Life by SanadaSayuri reviews
Dreamseers know sleep is a fasismile of death, leaving them with the power to change the realm of the dead at a whim. As a result, interfering in the affairs of the dead is forbidden. Or it was, until a retired shinigami captain fathered a Dreamseer...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,867 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Ichigo K.
Breaking Points by SanadaSayuri reviews
When Urahara’s tinkering brings 5 Substitute Shinigami together in a chance meeting on at Tokyo Tower, Ichigo is drawn into a coup centuries in the making that will change the Gotei 13’s structure and perhaps end the war with Aizen before it escalates.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,274 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Ichigo K.
Narumi's Fiancee by Wandering Around Wonderland reviews
Narumi was always arranged to be married. However, since Narumi broke all ties from his father's business the arrangement was lost. Now the ex fiancee wants Narumi back, no matter what! Will Kiri be jealous? COMPLETED!
Beauty Pop - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Kiri, Narumi - Complete
Stray Leaves by Flying Magic Snake reviews
On Permanent Hiatus: When Kakashi becomes Team Seven's jounin-sensei, he expects a lot of things. However, this Team Seven seems determined to prove him wrong on every single assumption. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 2,552 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Seminal Vacation by kmfrank reviews
In the summer after his second year, Harry Potter decides to spend a bit of the money in his vault to go on vacation with the Weasleys to Egypt. Instead of a relaxing vacation, however, his life is once again thrust into a life-changing adventure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,221 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 354 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Harry P.
Azalea Potter by Skysaber reviews
After a costly victory in her own universe a Girl Who Lived leaves her own dark world in search of a new home - and finds a more classic Harry Potter just starting his own Goblet of Fire!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,080 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/9/2009
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1264 - Favs: 8,321 - Follows: 2,001 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete